The most painful thing which has ever happened to you (physically)

long time ago i was in tae- kwon- do. I always hated wearing those umm..crotch guards or watever they're called, its so frikken uncomfortable. so i stopped wearing them during sparring. one day in sparring, my partner accidentaly kiked me in teh ballzz.

i got down to my knees -_-

Ohh.. those painful memories..

nemesis604

Happened to me while kickboxing, and I got hit in the nuts by a baseball ... god my stomach was hurting like hell.
I also fell from pretty high flat on my back and I wasn't able to breath.
And ehm ... ah yea I cracked a bone that is under your kneecap.

[QUOTE="Ontain"]

kidney stone.

sharp crystal ripping through your kidney and then out your junk while making your urine bloody, in pain and nauseous

shyskillz

i heard about those. lawd knows i don't want to experience that. reminds me of an episode of Senfield when Kamer had one of those. it sounds painful.

Too bad he didnt have it in real life, the bastard deserves it.

And my most painful, I dont remember, it wass probably the asthma attack, but for some reason I cant rememeber anythign about it.

Went to a party on the last day of school, hit in the balls by a basket ball, this guys foot, a hunk of wood, and punched there twice...all by the same guy. I wanted to beat him but

A) he was HUGE. Hes a guy I know...very big...mostly fat...no muscle...but I didn't want to be sat on.

B) Couldn't get kicked out. The girl I like was there. And I got a hug from her. :)

SoraX64

Just a hug???? You've been cheated my good man.

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argetlam00

Actually, I now have more questions than ever.:|

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]

the worst type of crotch hit (for guys atleast) is "the tap of doom." If they hit you hard the pain kind of spreads all around but when sumone gets you with that quick "tap of doom" that is performed by...nevermind,dont wanna teach any wondering females on this board how to perform this deadly move....you feel the pain in slow and agonizing waves. I fear the tap.

-Katsuri-

sorry, cant tell you. Its against the United Male Coalition's constitution. Disclosure of such information could have me excommunicated from the coalition :P

[QUOTE="argetlam00"]

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Theokhoth

Actually, I now have more questions than ever.:|

wow..It was deleted. How was that even offensive :|

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="argetlam00"]

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argetlam00

Actually, I now have more questions than ever.:|

wow..It was deleted. How was that even offensive :|

A Muslim about to smash a camel's **** with a missile in its mouth doesn't seem at all offensive to you?:|

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="argetlam00"]

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argetlam00

Actually, I now have more questions than ever.:|

wow..It was deleted. How was that even offensive :|

That's an easy one. Just take a look for yourselves. The arrows point out the good parts. Like where my hand is and where it should be...and the one of my back shows where some of my vertebrae turned to dust...

Long story made short. I was tossed out of the back of a military vehicle while out on patrol near the Kuwait/Iraq border as it rolled down a hill. It took 3 plates, 6 screws, 8 wires and some bone from my hip that was made into a paste to fix the wrist. I broke 4 vertebrae in my back which took the rods you see to fix. Doctors to this day don't understand how I'm still walking. I'll have this hardware forever. They had the technology to repair me...Ah...the memories.

single event? maybe a broken collar bone. i've been pretty lucky and not had to endure many very painful things..

Ok. This is good.

One time I was riding my bike around and I found a dirt jump. So i went really really fast but the jump wasn't hard enough. So as I rode up to the jump and reached it, my bike flew forward and I don't know how but I flew forward and landing with my nuts on the handle bars. I hope i'll be having kids.

I got hit by a car going around 70km. Didn't break a bone in my body.

Just a couple bruises and whatnot. Hospital peoples say my bookbag saved ma life

UM .........uh,..err........."foley cathater"......still have nightmares 4 years later !

This pales in comparison to all of yours but one time i had to get these bumps removed on my back and either the doctor didnt put enough numbness stuff or did it wrong because it hurt like ****! They were very very deep so I could feel the doctor rip through the back of my shoulder and scraping it. I looked back and all i could see was blood all I could think was WTF.

The funny thing is that they are still there. My doctor says that its scars but they are the same thing from before. :p

[QUOTE="-Katsuri-"]I got hit in the crotch, worse thing that could happen to you, believe me.II_Seraphim_II

the worst type of crotch hit (for guys atleast) is "the tap of doom." If they hit you hard the pain kind of spreads all around but when sumone gets you with that quick "tap of doom" that is performed by...nevermind,dont wanna teach any wondering females on this board how to perform this deadly move....you feel the pain in slow and agonizing waves. I fear the tap.

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]

[QUOTE="-Katsuri-"]I got hit in the crotch, worse thing that could happen to you, believe me.helium_flash

the worst type of crotch hit (for guys atleast) is "the tap of doom." If they hit you hard the pain kind of spreads all around but when sumone gets you with that quick "tap of doom" that is performed by...nevermind,dont wanna teach any wondering females on this board how to perform this deadly move....you feel the pain in slow and agonizing waves. I fear the tap.

And then you feel like vomiting everywhere. Which I did.

[QUOTE="RKfromDownunder"]

Okay, guys, I REALLY REALLY need to know how to avoid getting kidney stones kay?

Dish on the info

ttobba07

My old HS health class said to avoid dark liquids such as pepsi and coke. Also stay as hydrated as possible.

I almost cut a few fingers off once. Long story but it was with a skinning knife. Expose bone in my right fore and middle finger and slashed up a bunch of tendons and stuff in the rest.

You wouldn't believe how white your bone is.

7 hours in surgery, a bunch of rehab, and nearly 12 years later and I hardly even notice it (although I don't have a lot of feeling in a couple of fingers.

marcus4hire

I've also stepped on a rusty nail it stuck in my foot with the wood it was painful i was on cruches for a couple of week

and i once jumped of a small height and a model planes propeller stuck through my foot i was in a wheel chair for six weeks with my leg on a plank, my foots permanently damaged now :(

I've had painful ear infections before... that's about the worst I can think of.

Can't remember, I jammed my finger recently though... so hard that it bled >_> I didn't even let out a scream though so I've probably been through worse :PHungry_bunny

I picked the soap up in jail. No not really. I don't know, not too many painful things have happened in my life. Vfanek

I picked the soap up in jail. No not really. I don't know, not too many painful things have happened in my life. Vfanek

haha that gave me a good laugh.

Probably a hangover, which is kind of dissapointing; most interesting childhoods entail a broken bone.