The Official Pick-Up Line thread!!!!!

Ok OT, in order to distract ourselves from the troubles of the real world, we will submit the best and corniest pick up lines known to man!!!

RULES: 3 Pick up lines per person, with nothing too insulting or raunchy (so you don't get banned :P). That's about it for rules.

I'll start:

1. Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock.

2. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause' you're the bomb.

3. My love for you is like diarrea, I can't hold it in.

Your Turn :D

D3nny just got banned. Its too soon.smc91352

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you

If I could rearrange the alphabet I put U and I together.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

:P your turn

Keep em' coming!!!!

I have some more some are raunchy so idk

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry i told santa i wanted you for christmas

Did you eat Magic Charms this morning? Because you look magically delicious

Was your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns :P

thats all i got i don't want the banhammer

For the math nerds

I wish I were a derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

"You know what we could do in 20 minutes?"

"You want to go watch some YouTube videos?"

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head(s)"

Man: Do you work at a chicken farm?
Girl: No, why?
Man: Well you certainly know how to raise cocks.

Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a foot long.

Your dad must've been an astronomer, because he took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Hi, my name is whatever you want it to be.

Guy: "Want to go out for some pizza and sex?"

Girl: *Smack!!!!!*

Guy: "What, you don't like pizza?" :P

Disclaimer: Sorry if this offends any female users here, but it's only a joke, but if it was offending in any way to you then I sincerely apologize. :)double_decker

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is u.

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is u.

StripTheSoul

A young, attractive lady is sitting by a lake. A fine, fresh lad takes notice, decided he goes for her.

She is standing there, when he this this confident man. He says "How much does a polar bear weights?"

Curous, the girl asks "I don't know, how much?" He responds "I don't know either, but enought to break the ice."

She instantly falls in love with him and have many babies together.

THE END

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.

Nice dress. It'd look better on my bedroom floor!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

EDIT: No offence intended to anyone.

[QUOTE="StripTheSoul"]

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is u.

double_decker

Lol, some of these are great!!!! Keep it up OT ;)

Keep em' coming!!!!

On3ShotOneKill

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?MrsSolidSnake

Guy: "Want to go out for some pizza and sex?"

Girl: *Smack!!!!!*

Guy: "What, you don't like pizza?" :P

Disclaimer: Sorry if this offends any female users here, but it's only a joke, but if it was offending in any way to you then I sincerely apologize. :)double_decker

is that from my new haircut 2? lol

[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?Agent-Zero

dont even go there