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Sonick54

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#1 Sonick54

Member since 2005 • 7947 Posts

Post some your mamma jokes :D

Your mamma is so fat, she wanted a water bed. So, the navy just put a blanket on the pacific ocean.

17 years ago

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#2 Carlos_Santana

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Yo mamma is so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her Good?

17 years ago

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#3 halo3-player

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your mamma so fat that when she fell i resisted laughing but the sidewalk cracked up!.

17 years ago

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#4 xXBuffJeffXx

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Yo Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mamma is so fat I shot the b*** and Crisco came out.

17 years ago

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#5 Bourbons3

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"Your mamma is so stupid, she came to this topic"

17 years ago

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#6 KrayzieJ

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Your mamma is so fat, that it has become detrimental to her health and im genuinely concerned.

17 years ago

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#7 irunongames

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Yo mama so stupid when she had to take a test she got out a box of nerds candy and began to poke it and said to it"work...work..."

17 years ago

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#8 bleedblue115

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your mamma is fat she sat on a rainbow, and skilttles popped out.

17 years ago

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#9 Band_Nerd41492

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"Your mamma is so stupid, she came to this topic"Bourbons3

for some reason, that made me laugh

17 years ago

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#10 sleepy500000002

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Yo Momma's so fat, she's fatter than the fat momma you're talking about.

17 years ago

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#11 Darthmatt

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I'm going to take a pass on the Your Mama jokes for today.

17 years ago

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#12 TwiztedMetal

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Your mama so fat they had to stop making Malcolm X jackets in her size because helicopters Kept landing on her. and Your mama so fat you can use her underwear elastic to go bungee jumping.

17 years ago

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#13 Flaming_Ape

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Yo mamma is so fat, she has diabetes. ^^But that one is kinda old now.

17 years ago

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#14 still_thinking

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Yo' momma's so fat, she tripped over the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

17 years ago

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#15 xhellcatx

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*sniffs* i smell...Lockage! ....Its ....gonna happen soon! Anyhow, Yo mamma is so fat, she can no longer walk by herself and must get around via wheel chair cause if she did walk she would shatter her legs and hips and spine o_o

17 years ago