The OT e-marriage thread

So, seems to have been eons since one of these were last held here. All in good fun, here we discuss e-marriages, and if any user is interested... in e-marrying someone. We can also talk about rings and jewelry.

So, of course, I believe I'm also open for e-marriage, I currently am not e-married to anybody. :P

*Apologies for second post.* Thread not coming through. So again, let's try and have some good fun in here. :P We can talk about... wedding-related stuff. I like cake.

will there be consummation?

Yeah sure, why not?

Umm.... so what am I supposed to do?

any of y'all bitches got loot?

@BattleSpectre: I think you just pick someone (any GS user) to e-marry you just for fun.

@davillain-: For how long, is there a trial period? xD

@BattleSpectre: Hmm that's a good question. Best to wait for other users to see how it's done :-D

@davillain-: Do I have to pick just one or can I be a polygamist?

I have not seen one of these in a while.

@BranKetra: Indeed. it has been quite a long time.

Have you ever been e-married, before?

I oppose e-marriage. I have a non-e-marriage and if people start e-marrying it will destroy the foundation that is non-e-marriage. What next? E-adoption for e-married couples? They'll just raise more babies who will also e-marry!

-Byshop

I don't think my last e-marriage ended well. Pretty sure we had to go to e-court to partake in e-litigation to figure out e-custody for the e-children. Now I can only see them every e-full moon and e-leap year. though in retrospect, it could have been worse. I could have found her on e-harmony.

I am offering e-prenups if anyone is interested, I will only charge a small fee for my services...

E-spousal, surely.

And I thought you were an aspiring writer.

;P

All e-marriages in a nutcomic.

What is this about? Never heard of it XD

@gwynnblade: That's deep...

All the girls went to TDH anyways.

Never thought about it it and I admit it could be a good idea. Especially when I know that a human being is most likely to have been made for living with a partner. To even partners.

E-divorce thread coming in 3..2...

are there any lesbians left in OT who's not angry with me

@BiancaDK: I am.

@gwynnblade: you're what, angry with me or you're lesbian

or both

@BiancaDK: Both.

@gwynnblade: LOL, I love it.

@gwynnblade: why

I seriously doubt there are any e-broads on this forum good enough to e-marry me, e-take all my money and then e-divorce me.

@BiancaDK: I'm a lesbian because I'm attracted to women. I'm angry because why the hell not.

Interesting, maybe we should e-marry each other. I don't mind the fact that you're a Muslim while I'm not, I can easily put that difference aside.

I'll e-marry you , if you're not underage

@ladyblue Will you e-marry me?

So is this thread just a disguised way of finding out which users are female or something?

my kinda woman : D

I don't think i can handle the e-jection.

Yeah sure, I'm all for it. I shouldn't be under-age, I'm 24. :P gwynnblade doesn't seem interested anyways, that and I'm more bi than a lesbian. :P

Woman? are you mad? I'm a full-time straight man. I'm a lesbian ONLY BECAUSE I'm attracted to women and that's where I draw the line.

@gwynnblade: Say Gwynnblade you wanna e-race?

You kids are strange.

@davillain-: What's that?

Ha, this is a crazy thread post. This e-marriage mom and kid want e-child support. Ok now confess you guys, who's the daddy ?

then you're really not much of a lesbian tbh

who's the second bustiest OT chick?

Any 8-13 year olds here? Hide yourselves, davillain is in this thread.

Do you also have to pay e-limoney?

-Byshop