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Exactly this. It also takes ages to take even ONE question :PI was about to take that test, but then I saw it was heavily religious, and I already know I'm going to hell so...
viva_hate
I'm glad I'm considered damned for not believing in the big bearded genie in the sky. I'm also appalled by things like this, the idea that one religion is right is absurd. If we wanted to we could look at it from this standpoint and say Hinduism and Buddhism are the "most right" religions since they most likely helped spawn Judaism along with other polytheistic religions in the region. I could keep going on but I'd feel like an ass since I don't think this way.
going by their ridiculous definitions, i broke pretty much all of them. hell, shackle me up and send me to jail because ive felt wrath before and thats apparently just as bad as raping a child, killing them slowly, cutting them to ribbons, and hiding the pieces under their mother's bed. god just doesnt give a **** about self control, i suppose. oh well, the "ultimate test" was good for a laugh.LoG-SacramentWait, you're attributing losing self-control to God? The "ultimate test" is just a method to expose humanity potential to sin, not to test whether you're good or not.
This test is just nonsense. I can probably make a test that shows people are simplistic and superstitious when it comes to things they don't understand/comprehend.
*activates flamesheild*
[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]going by their ridiculous definitions, i broke pretty much all of them. hell, shackle me up and send me to jail because ive felt wrath before and thats apparently just as bad as raping a child, killing them slowly, cutting them to ribbons, and hiding the pieces under their mother's bed. god just doesnt give a **** about self control, i suppose. oh well, the "ultimate test" was good for a laugh.hiphops_saviorWait, you're attributing losing self-control to God? The "ultimate test" is just a method to expose humanity potential to sin, not to test whether you're good or not. no, im saying that thinking angry thoughts is nothing close to actually losing your self control and committing a horrible act. this internet test says that there is no difference.
The appropriate answer for every Christian, including myself would be no. If Christians could be "good" then there would be no use for a savior. I don't need a test to see if I'm a good person because I already know I'm sinful by nature and heaven is only possibly for me because of my Lord and Savior.
[QUOTE="hiphops_savior"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]going by their ridiculous definitions, i broke pretty much all of them. hell, shackle me up and send me to jail because ive felt wrath before and thats apparently just as bad as raping a child, killing them slowly, cutting them to ribbons, and hiding the pieces under their mother's bed. god just doesnt give a **** about self control, i suppose. oh well, the "ultimate test" was good for a laugh.LoG-SacramentWait, you're attributing losing self-control to God? The "ultimate test" is just a method to expose humanity potential to sin, not to test whether you're good or not. no, im saying that thinking angry thoughts is nothing close to actually losing your self control and committing a horrible act. this internet test says that there is no difference. Anger leads to irrational thoughts and action, it can cloud reason. If you think that you have your anger under control, it's not only naive, but also grossly ignorant of how the human brain works. The point is, and I'll say it again, is even if you didn't commit murder, have you coveted?
Humanist atheist wolf reports. Over. Over. Do you copy?[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]*Hears the sound of rampaging OT atheists* Quick Christians run for the hill!!!!!Teenaged
I see 10 Christians running up the hill on the left. Move in. I repeat: MOVE IN!
Not so fast!
[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="hiphops_savior"] Wait, you're attributing losing self-control to God? The "ultimate test" is just a method to expose humanity potential to sin, not to test whether you're good or not.hiphops_saviorno, im saying that thinking angry thoughts is nothing close to actually losing your self control and committing a horrible act. this internet test says that there is no difference. Anger leads to irrational thoughts and action, it can cloud reason. If you think that you have your anger under control, it's not only naive, but also grossly ignorant of how the human brain works. The point is, and I'll say it again, is even if you didn't commit murder, have you coveted? what does covetting have to do with murder? ive felt anger before, but ive never killed anybody. id say i have a good track record as far as that goes. putting every person with an angry thought (which is just about everybody) on the same level of guilt as john wayne gacy is grossly ignorant of world in general.
Humanist atheist wolf reports. Over. Over. Do you copy?[QUOTE="Teenaged"]
[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]*Hears the sound of rampaging OT atheists* Quick Christians run for the hill!!!!!Head_of_games
I see 10 Christians running up the hill on the left. Move in. I repeat: MOVE IN!
Not so fast!
*boom clash zdoop kjdfkugkrsgfsur*
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Victory!!!
Return to previous mission. Find the Christians! FIND THEM!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gk0L83boTw It'd be more fitting if this could develop into a 500-post religion thread.TC has 11 posts? I think this is fitting.
D_Battery
[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]
[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Humanist atheist wolf reports. Over. Over. Do you copy?
I see 10 Christians running up the hill on the left. Move in. I repeat: MOVE IN!
Teenaged
Not so fast!
Unidentified winged creature up ahead. ALERT! On the ready-------------------------FIRE!!!!*boom clash zdoop kjdfkugkrsgfsur*
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Victory!!!
Return to previous mission. Find the Christians! FIND THEM!!!
Time to bring in the big guns!
I wonder if the people that make this stuff realize that it just makes their religion look so much worse, turning more people away from it... >_>Darth-CaedusWell, of course not because they're arrogant. Most religious people are fairly humble about their faith, because they have the sense to realise that that type of behaviour is a much better advertisement.
Humanist atheist wolf reports. Over. Over. Do you copy?[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]*Hears the sound of rampaging OT atheists* Quick Christians run for the hill!!!!!Teenaged
I see 10 Christians running up the hill on the left. Move in. I repeat: MOVE IN!
This is Jesus squad do you copy. over. We are under heavy fire from the Human atheist wolf reports! I repeat ! We are under heavy fire! Please send in reinforcements! Hurry!...Unidentified winged creature up ahead. ALERT! On the ready-------------------------FIRE!!!![QUOTE="Teenaged"]
[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]
Not so fast!
Head_of_games
*boom clash zdoop kjdfkugkrsgfsur*
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Victory!!!
Return to previous mission. Find the Christians! FIND THEM!!!
Time to bring in the big guns!
[QUOTE="gameofthering"]Ah, so you didn't commit adultery? ;)I have broken 9/10 of them :twisted:
deepdreamer256
I'm glad I'm considered damned for not believing in the big bearded genie in the sky. I'm also appalled by things like this, the idea that one religion is right is absurd. If we wanted to we could look at it from this standpoint and say Hinduism and Buddhism are the "most right" religions since they most likely helped spawn Judaism along with other polytheistic religions in the region. I could keep going on but I'd feel like an ass since I don't think this way.
Tiefster
Actually Judaism and Hinduism are both parent religions and spawned some derivative religions, but I have to agree with you on the one right religion. I like Hinduism's point of view on it, as they aknowledge that other pathsalso lead to salvation.
As for the test, I lol'd :P
According to God, you are a devil, most likely.I am a very good person... and I am neither Christian, nor religious.
foxhound_fox
I just about knocked my teeth out, I facepalmed so hard.D3nnyCraneUniversal goodness, nullified by religious tenets. Just like that pair of tight studded black jeans at the market I saw, I'm not buying it.
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