The Ultimate Test: Are you a good person?

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#51 HomicidalCherry
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No, my diet consists entirely of live infants and children's tears.

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#52 NBSRDan
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A morality test? Definitely bull****, but intriguing enough to click the link... "Have you obeyed the Ten Commandments?" Ow, my brain. That's a thousand times dumber than what I expected. I feel dumber just hearing it. Also, the Ten Commandments are not the only rules in The Bible. There are several hundred in the Leviticus section alone, including "Thou shalt not murder" and 'thou shalt murder homosexuals.'
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#53 IbnLaAhad
Member since 2009 • 1326 Posts

This thing pretty much seems to be rigged.

It even says at the end that everyone "All have sinned and falls short of the glory of God".

I ran through EVERYTHING on Innocent, and still get the Guilty ending.

RIGGED.

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#56 Tauruslink
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According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|
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#57 Rougehunter
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Unidentified winged creature up ahead. ALERT! On the ready-------------------------FIRE!!!!

*boom clash zdoop kjdfkugkrsgfsur*

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Victory!!!

Return to previous mission. Find the Christians! FIND THEM!!!

Teenaged

Time to bring in the big guns!

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Atheist squad! Bring in the secret weapon. Bring in.....the ink... we have a white suite to stain.. :twisted:

Secret weapon as arrived

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#58 IbnLaAhad
Member since 2009 • 1326 Posts

According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|Tauruslink

It's rigged.

Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.

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#59 Tauruslink
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[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|IbnLaAhad

It's rigged.

Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.

Yeah so did I. Haha.
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#60 IbnLaAhad
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[QUOTE="IbnLaAhad"]

[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|Tauruslink

It's rigged.

Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.

Yeah so did I. Haha.

Just comes to show how people can't trust themselves and others...

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#61 NBSRDan
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[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|IbnLaAhad

It's rigged.

Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.

The test knows that you broke its interpretation of Commandment #9.
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#62 Im_single
Member since 2008 • 5134 Posts

This test is stupid.

captain_joe__

I'm not even kidding when i say that was my exact expression/pose when reading/doing that test, also turn voices off and the test is done in a minute or two, it actually made me laugh. Apparently I am an enemy of God, who knew.

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#63 mrbojangles25
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no, because I dont believe that th e Christian way is the only way lol. So apparently that makes me a horrible person.

I really didnt like hearing this guy speak to me like that, though, to be perfectly honest. If he was a real person talking to me like that I would tell him to "sod off"

1. Failed, I have no gods

2. Passed, I dont believe in god or gods so I have no idols. Or does that mean I fail?...

3. Failed. Ooooooh lordie, I blaspheme all the damn time.I get it from my dad.

4. Failed. Yes, I have worked, smoked, had sex, consumed too much food, and drank a lot of booze on a Sunday.

5. Failed. Hey, we all lose our tempers with our folks. While I dont think I have ever gotten truly angry with my mom, Ive cussed mildly at my dad on occasion.

6. Passed. Yay, no grey area here, I definately did not murder anyone.

7. Failed. Women are beautiful, and I look at them with lust daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.

8. Failed. When I was like 12 my friend and I used to steal Penthouses frm the book stores. Ooooooh thats two dealbreakers with one action!

9 Failed. I have told many lies.

10. Failed. I see a nice car, a nice meal, or a beer I cant afford I covet.

No, I dont feel wrong for any of my actions except a couple lies and arguments.

No, I am not scared of God "like I should be"

Oh and lovely, now God thinks of me as a judge thinks of a rapist! Wonderful!

...

Well thanks for that lovely quiz. Its at least reassuring I am going to Hell.

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#64 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="captain_joe__"]

*pic*

This test is stupid.

Im_single

I'm not even kidding when i say that was my exact expression/pose when reading/doing that test, also turn voices off and the test is done in a minute or two, it actually made me laugh. Apparently I am an enemy of God, who knew.

my first reaction was "Oh, hai thar Crushmaster!"

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#65 stepnkev
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I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.

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#66 mrbojangles25
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I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.

stepnkev

dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:

"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"

ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!

:lol:

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#67 hamstergeddon
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Sure. Let's let an online poll decide whether we're a good person or not. Dandy!
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#68 stepnkev
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[QUOTE="stepnkev"]

I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.

mrbojangles25

dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:

"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"

ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!

:lol:

So it seems according to what everyone said. Everyone will be going to Hell according to that test. I'm not losing any sleep over it. :P

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#69 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="stepnkev"]

I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.

stepnkev

dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:

"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"

ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!

:lol:

So it seems according to what everyone said. Everyone will be going to Hell according to that test. I'm not losing any sleep over it. :P

yes, and you didnt have to listen to some pious jerk (mmmmmm piiiiiiiie) talk at you, either.

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#70 Im_single
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Man, screw heaven, I'd rather hang out with all the cool people in Hell and suffering ( Which is apparntly everyone according to the test...) then spend eternity with jerk offs like the narrator
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#71 ArmoredAshes
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Hmmm well if getting into "heaven" is based on just those short amount of things i guess i'm pretty screwed

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#72 ghoklebutter
Member since 2007 • 19327 Posts

Yes, I don't need those "commandments" either.

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#73 Rougehunter
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Man, screw heaven, I'd rather hang out with all the cool people in Hell and suffering ( Which is apparntly everyone according to the test...) then spend eternity with jerk offs like the narratorIm_single
As the saying goes "Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company":D

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#74 bloodcord
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The test failed when they wanted to judge me based off of stone age laws:roll:

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#75 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]

Time to bring in the big guns!

Rougehunter

Atheist squad! Bring in the secret weapon. Bring in.....the ink... we have a white suite to stain.. :twisted:

Secret weapon as arrived

Who's that?

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#76 Rougehunter
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[QUOTE="Rougehunter"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Atheist squad! Bring in the secret weapon. Bring in.....the ink... we have a white suite to stain.. :twisted:

Teenaged

Secret weapon as arrived

Who's that?

Christopher Hitchen. He wrote the book God is not great, How religion poisons everything

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#77 Tauruslink
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I also found it funny how at the end they had a link to a description of hell. Yeah, great way to convert people; threaten them with eternal damnation.
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#78 Lopur94
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When he mentioned heaven, I knew i couldnt take this test srsly. Its not that i dont blieve in heaven, its just i'm not christian.
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#79 btaylor2404
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I think we've covered all options on here. Feel free to take the test, let's just don't insult each other back and forth about it.