No, my diet consists entirely of live infants and children's tears.
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]
[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Unidentified winged creature up ahead. ALERT! On the ready-------------------------FIRE!!!!
*boom clash zdoop kjdfkugkrsgfsur*
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Victory!!!
Return to previous mission. Find the Christians! FIND THEM!!!
Teenaged
Time to bring in the big guns!
[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|IbnLaAhad
It's rigged.
Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.
Yeah so did I. Haha.[QUOTE="IbnLaAhad"][QUOTE="Tauruslink"]According to that test if you have ever felt hatred you are a murderer. :|Tauruslink
It's rigged.
Run through everything on innocent and you STILL get the guilty ending.
Yeah so did I. Haha.Just comes to show how people can't trust themselves and others...
I'm not even kidding when i say that was my exact expression/pose when reading/doing that test, also turn voices off and the test is done in a minute or two, it actually made me laugh. Apparently I am an enemy of God, who knew.
This test is stupid.
captain_joe__
no, because I dont believe that th e Christian way is the only way lol. So apparently that makes me a horrible person.
I really didnt like hearing this guy speak to me like that, though, to be perfectly honest. If he was a real person talking to me like that I would tell him to "sod off"
1. Failed, I have no gods
2. Passed, I dont believe in god or gods so I have no idols. Or does that mean I fail?...
3. Failed. Ooooooh lordie, I blaspheme all the damn time.I get it from my dad.
4. Failed. Yes, I have worked, smoked, had sex, consumed too much food, and drank a lot of booze on a Sunday.
5. Failed. Hey, we all lose our tempers with our folks. While I dont think I have ever gotten truly angry with my mom, Ive cussed mildly at my dad on occasion.
6. Passed. Yay, no grey area here, I definately did not murder anyone.
7. Failed. Women are beautiful, and I look at them with lust daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.
8. Failed. When I was like 12 my friend and I used to steal Penthouses frm the book stores. Ooooooh thats two dealbreakers with one action!
9 Failed. I have told many lies.
10. Failed. I see a nice car, a nice meal, or a beer I cant afford I covet.
No, I dont feel wrong for any of my actions except a couple lies and arguments.
No, I am not scared of God "like I should be"
Oh and lovely, now God thinks of me as a judge thinks of a rapist! Wonderful!
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Well thanks for that lovely quiz. Its at least reassuring I am going to Hell.
I'm not even kidding when i say that was my exact expression/pose when reading/doing that test, also turn voices off and the test is done in a minute or two, it actually made me laugh. Apparently I am an enemy of God, who knew.[QUOTE="captain_joe__"]
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This test is stupid.
Im_single
my first reaction was "Oh, hai thar Crushmaster!"
I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.
stepnkev
dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:
"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"
ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!
:lol:
[QUOTE="stepnkev"]
I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.
mrbojangles25
dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:
"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"
ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!
:lol:
So it seems according to what everyone said. Everyone will be going to Hell according to that test. I'm not losing any sleep over it. :P
[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]
[QUOTE="stepnkev"]
I decided not to take that test. I don't really have the time and after reading these comments, it sounds like it will take awhile. I'm sure I can live without taking a test like this over the Internet.
stepnkev
dont worry, you dont have to. We have the results:
"Youre going to hell. But God can save you, praise Christ"
ooooooooh mixed results, keep trying though!
:lol:
So it seems according to what everyone said. Everyone will be going to Hell according to that test. I'm not losing any sleep over it. :P
yes, and you didnt have to listen to some pious jerk (mmmmmm piiiiiiiie) talk at you, either.
Hmmm well if getting into "heaven" is based on just those short amount of things i guess i'm pretty screwed
Man, screw heaven, I'd rather hang out with all the cool people in Hell and suffering ( Which is apparntly everyone according to the test...) then spend eternity with jerk offs like the narratorIm_singleAs the saying goes "Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company":D
Secret weapon as arrived[QUOTE="Rougehunter"]
[QUOTE="Teenaged"]Atheist squad! Bring in the secret weapon. Bring in.....the ink... we have a white suite to stain.. :twisted:
Teenaged
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