The worst movie you've ever seen?

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#51 Lord_Daemon
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Major Studio - The Mist or any Star Wars prequel film

Arthouse - The Kingdom (Riget)

Low Budget Independent - Blood Freak or alternatively any film by Coleman Francis

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#52 Gibsonsg527
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Wanted. That movie was just insulting to my intelligence.

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#53 NukaNuked
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Transformers 2. Or Miss March.

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Wow, Miss March was great.

of course, I have a man-crush on Trevor Moore :oops:

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#54 MarioRPGer
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The Human Centipede.

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#55 hippiesanta
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Anaconda.....by J-lo
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#56 drinkerofjuice
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Caligula.
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#57 SaintLeonidas
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Kevin Smith's next film.
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#58 -Vulpix-
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One of these

  • The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo
  • Open Water
  • The Day After( Not to be mistaken for The Day After Tomorrow that one I actually like)
  • The Roomate

I also didn't like Black Swan or cared much for The Social Network, but they're not the worst movies I've seen

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#59 JonThaFisherman
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One doesn't even know the meaning of bad movie until they've seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate". I can thank Mystery Science Theater 3000 for that one. You couldn't even make jokes about the damn thing during the second half, dear god.

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#60 Grodus5
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Someone decided they would show this movie called Furry Vengence at a swim team function. Oh. My. God. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I couldn't leave because I am a coach :/. It was absolutely horrible.

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#61 Palantas
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Caligula.drinkerofjuice

I watched that recently. Actually, I only got through about half of it. Boy was it an experience.

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Thankskilling, oh...my...god
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#64 DJChuy
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Not even trolling...

Inglroious Bastards was the most boring movie I have ever seen. 3 Hours of reading subtitles.

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This is my choice as well, but for different reasons. I don't mind reading subtitles (I'm a big fan of foreign films), but imo, the movie was poorly presented, poorly paced, scenes dragged on and were uninteresting. More than 85% of the movie was just people sitting down and talking, and they took forever to get to the point.

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#65 Videodogg
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There are way too many "worst" movies out there, but i would nominate a older movie called Toys, starring Robin Williams. It is dreadful. Modern movies like Green Lantern are pretty bad, but believe me, there are MUCH worse films.

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#66 BlackDevil99
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Crank 2 is the worst movie i've watched all the way through, was not easy.

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#67 Branmuffin316
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MacGruber. I liked the skits on SNL and I didn't expect much from the movie but I didn't expect it to be the worst movie I've ever seen.

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#68 Amnesiac23
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This and The Human Centipede...although that movie was also very very funny. :P
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#69 Kcube
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Mortal Kombat 2
Evil Weed
Anything by Uwe Boyle

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#70 SaudiFury
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As far as superhero movies go.

Captain America is hilariously bad. watch the Nastalgic Critic's video on it to get a laugh out of it and know what i mean.

Elektra - i have tried some 3 times now, and 3 times i have not finished it, each time - and no lie - i fall asleep.

Superman 4 - just....terrible, so damn bad and stupid and makes no damn sense. With a very forced obvious message. Nukes are bad mmmkay.

obligatory Batman and Robin as well 'nuff said.

I have yet to see Catwoman - the Halle Berry one. I know crap when i see it, don't have to watch it. and no i'm actually cool with their being a black woman playing Catwoman, i'm not cool with Catwoman being protrayed that way.

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#71 Allicrombie
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blade 2 was pretty bad.
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#72 Amnesiac23
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blade 2 was pretty bad.Allicrombie
I forgot about those movies...Wasn't there a third one or am I just losing my mind?
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#73 Palantas
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I forgot about those movies...Wasn't there a third one or am I just losing my mind? Amnesiac23

Yeah, there's a third one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade:_Trinity

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#74 Jd1680a
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Season of the Witch in recent memory. This movie was meant to be on Syfy channel.
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#75 DarkFadi
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too many...
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[QUOTE="Amnesiac23"]I forgot about those movies...Wasn't there a third one or am I just losing my mind? Palantas

Yeah, there's a third one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade:_Trinity

Oh dear...it got a 38 on Metacritic.
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#77 ContraQueen
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There are lots of sequels that I wish were never made, mainly:

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Speed 2
Grease 2

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#78 Avian005
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The Last Airbender.

Do you know how much it hurts to watch a trully awful movie which is based on one of your favorite cartoon shows of all time? Well, you might (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra), but the Airbender series actually had a good story, fun characters, and I actually gave a damn for the show.

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[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]blade 2 was pretty bad.Amnesiac23
I forgot about those movies...Wasn't there a third one or am I just losing my mind?

Blade 1 was amazing.. Blade 2 was acceptable/alright.. Blade 3 was a absolute train wreckage.. They couldn't have killed a series more effectively than what they did with the third.. That being said.. The worse movies out there are the ones made fun on the Mystery Science Theater 3000.. Or the direct to tv movies they play on the Syfy channel... The radical majority of those movies are AWFUL.

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#80 DarthSatan
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Donnie Darko. That movie was a rotten pile of refuse if ever there was one.

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#81 sammyjenkis898
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It's probably not the worst film I've ever seen, but I really did hate it. High Tension.
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#82 McainTehNub
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[QUOTE="CUDGEdave"]

Any movie by Nicholas Cage.

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I agree that Cage is one atrocious actor but Raising Arizona was a good movie. It would probably be just as good if he weren't in it though.

Adaptation.

Watch it.

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#83 deactivated-59d151f079814
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="CUDGEdave"]

Any movie by Nicholas Cage.

McainTehNub

I agree that Cage is one atrocious actor but Raising Arizona was a good movie. It would probably be just as good if he weren't in it though.

Adaptation.

Watch it.

Nicholas Cage was AMAZING in the movie "Lord of War".. Not to mention the National Treasure series weren't bad either.

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#84 LordsLoss
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Troll 1 and Troll 2 :D
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#85 TheNewEraIcon
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"From hell it came" was both horrendous and hilarious at the same time, if anybody digs old school black and white films about a tree monster. Give it a view 8)

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#86 drinkerofjuice
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[QUOTE="drinkerofjuice"]Caligula.Palantas

I watched that recently. Actually, I only got through about half of it. Boy was it an experience.

I give you props for getting by half of it. Seriously.
It's probably not the worst film I've ever seen, but I really did hate it. High Tension.sammyjenkis898
That ending... Oh my :lol:
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#87 ad1x2
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The funny thing is that the name of the thread is the worst MOVIE ever made and people are posting entire lists of movies they think are crap instead of posting just one. You gotta be able to choose one of the movies on your list as the worst...

Anyway, the worst one I ever seen that I can actually remember off of the top of my head was House of the Dead. It was so bad I couldn't even make it to the end.

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#88 DryMaster
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Marley and Me. it relly should not be advertised as acomedy considering the second half of the movie

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#89 SgtSchfiftyFive
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Piranha. I don't know why my friends and I rented it.

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#90 DmadFearmonger
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Freddy Got Fingered

Either that or Barbie: Rapunzel.

In grade 2 they made everyone, including the guys... Watch that film...

NOT GOOD!

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#91 DmadFearmonger
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Piranha. I don't know why my friends and I rented it.

SgtSchfiftyFive
I saw the trailer for that when I went to see Inception at the cinema. Looked awesome :P
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#92 SgtSchfiftyFive
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[QUOTE="SgtSchfiftyFive"]

Piranha. I don't know why my friends and I rented it.

DmadFearmonger
I saw the trailer for that when I went to see Inception at the cinema. Looked awesome :P

Please don't watch it...but I guess it's your money.
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Dunno why but like I really, really hated the Soloist. I like Robert Downey Jr. to.
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#94 lazerface216
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ghosts on mars

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#95 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="SgtSchfiftyFive"]

Piranha. I don't know why my friends and I rented it.

SgtSchfiftyFive
I saw the trailer for that when I went to see Inception at the cinema. Looked awesome :P

Please don't watch it...but I guess it's your money.

Being sarcastic I was. I looked godawful :lol:
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#96 LZ71
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Teenagers from Outer Space was pretty ****ing awful.
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#98 SgtSchfiftyFive
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[QUOTE="SgtSchfiftyFive"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]I saw the trailer for that when I went to see Inception at the cinema. Looked awesome :PDmadFearmonger
Please don't watch it...but I guess it's your money.

Being sarcastic I was. I looked godawful :lol:

That's a relief. I'm just glad I wasn't the one who paid to rent it. :)

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#99 DmadFearmonger
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That's a relief. I'm just glad I wasn't the one who paid to rent it. :)

SgtSchfiftyFive
Just had a look and that thing got POSITIVE REVIEWS!!!
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#100 PsychoRedFox666
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Manos: The Hands of Fate.