Things You Learned in Movies *Spoilers may Occur*

I was just watching Hancock the other day and it was alright. It also taught me one thing...

"Superheroes/Immortals have Marty McFly syndrome"

Y'know how in the Back to the Future sequels when Marty McFly gets called a corwardly name (like "chicken or "yellow") he can't walk away without messing with the guy? In Hancock, a bad guy and a kid called him an "***-hole" and then...Well, watch the movie. Sooo, I just wanted to start a topic about what YOU have learned from Hollywood cinema...

Soooo, what have YOU learned?

Guns have unlimited ammo.

James Bond doesn't look like he gives a damn whether his martini is shaken or stirred.

Guns have unlimited ammo.

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You can't kill a Made man, or you'll be the one getting whacked.

Famous people are just more interesting.

If you have sex or take a shower, you will be the murdered by the serial killer

No matter how fast you run/drive/fly/swim the killer, who is walking, will always be right behind you.

Never get in a mechanical Rhino in a hot place, Steven Seagal is like invincible, Jacky Chan sucks, that love always solve all the problems even wars.JimCarreyForYou

Also, always have sex in the middle of a life-or-death situation

Never have sex at any time for any reason, you will die in a horrible manner.

The cameraman isn't brave enough to drop the camera and help the poor señorita. :cry:

A girl's best friend always gets her in the end.

Witty lines are always appropriate in any situation

Everybody is a proffesional dancer.

villains only hire henchmen with the aiming skills of a chimp with down syndrome

if you jump through a glass window you will have not a scratch on you

A good place to be during a zombie apocalypse is at a mall.

Always keep your towel handy!

There is sound in space

That the competent and physically capable never make it out of a disaster situation, regardless of what they've survived beforehand.

Complete fools have a better chance of surviving than you do. If you know how to survive, you'll get eaten by a bigass shark or something. Just be stupid.

The underdog team always wins.

Always when the most capable of the person in a survival situation joins the group of slow arse crap people because they say to him he got better chance to be unite or some mellow crap is always the first person to die because of a mistake of the group.JimCarreyForYou

Exactly. Which is why when the zombies come or the polar ice caps melt, I'm not stopping for the pretty, petite girl with huge breasts when I see her getting eaten/drowning/burning alive/dying horribly.

Screw her. She'll just get all the monsters to come after me.

no matter how obvious something is, nobody will ever believe the kid untill halfway thru the movie

If you are unattractive, prepare to die.

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]Always when the most capable of the person in a survival situation joins the group of slow arse crap people because they say to him he got better chance to be unite or some mellow crap is always the first person to die because of a mistake of the group.-TheSecondSign-

Exactly. Which is why when the zombies come or the polar ice caps melt, I'm not stopping for the pretty, petite girl with huge breasts when I see her getting eaten/drowning/burning alive/dying horribly.

Screw her. She'll just get all the monsters to come after me.

If your in a helicopter and zombies are involved, you're a gonner.

I'm the TC :D

Always signal when changing lanes or turning. otherwise a homeless guy in a stolen car will ram you(wonder if anyone will get the reference). and because of that i always signal cause i dont want anyone hitting me while driving

If you are blonde, female, have large breasts, and wear skimpy clothing, you are going to die. If you are a college student, kill yourself now.

If your a robot that was sent back in time you will appear near a place with somebody wearing leather cloths that will conveniently fit you.

Despite weapon training in police academy, Cops can't even hit barn doors.

Nobody needs protection during sex. I can't tell you how many sex scenes I've seen that totally ignore the "protect yourself first" concept.

That a woman's hole feels like warm apple pie.

That apparently you can survive a nuclear blast inside a refrigirator (WISH I NEVER WENT TO SEE IT!)

That worrying is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere. (Points to whoever gets the reference)

And, that your mother had huge... tracts of land!