Things You Learned in Movies *Spoilers may Occur*

I can twist a bullet around someones head. Who want to be my practice dumm...I mean buddy?

That this is madness

Always signal when changing lanes or turning. otherwise a homeless guy in a stolen car will ram you(wonder if anyone will get the reference). and because of that i always signal cause i dont want anyone hitting me while driving

erikgergal

Shoot em up?

If you are minority you will probably die first.JimCarreyForYou

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Always signal when changing lanes or turning. otherwise a homeless guy in a stolen car will ram you(wonder if anyone will get the reference). and because of that i always signal cause i dont want anyone hitting me while driving

muffincakes87

Shoot em up?

YES!!!!! glad someone got it.

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]If you are minority you will probably die first.clembo1990

If you're stuck with a woman during a journey and both of you hate each other, chances are you're going to get her laid and/or you're going to fall in love with her during the trip.

If you're a woman in a horror movie, you're going to be seen naked and/or have sex and then killed off immediately after the men stop masterbabing to you, or after your big porno scene ends.

If you're trying to beat the bad guy, and you're the underdog, you're going to find the most unlikely way to beat him.

It always starts raining when a grim murder scene begins, and stops raining right when it ends.

If you're in a fantasy movie and you haven't seen your father at all during your lifetime, somehow he's being a good father and is helping you kick the bad guy's ass.

Also, in a fantasy movie, if you're the chosen one, your little inexperienced self who has never touched a sword can somehow beat swordsmen who've been doing this for decades.

CGI is always more important than the actual story.

You can put all the best parts of the movie in the trailer and still somehow make money.

Fox is the devil(Dragonball Evolution and Street Fighter anyone?)

Aliens are either pathetically weak, or they're sexy and muscular(Predator), or they're parasites(Alien), or in the case of Battle for Terra and the Day the Earth Stood Still, the good guys, and you're somehow the bad guy.

Merchandise can sometimes make more money than the actual movie.

Every action movie always needs a crappy video game to "add on" to the experience.

Animation is only for kids, hence why we always use anthromorphic animals for our movies here at DreamWorks...most of the time.

As a result of the above, animated movies will never be nominated for Best Picture Oscar(I still think WALL-E was robbed)

If you make a sci-fi movie, get ready for the nerds, or future conventions.

**** how good the movie is, if it has a good soundtrack, screw quality!

If there's a eco-friendly message in your movie, it has to be as in-your-face as possible.

If an animated movie does good, expect a direct to DVD sequel(Disney, I'm looking at you).

If the movie has a left-wing agenda, critics love it.

Every movie needs "Ladies And Gentlemen" by Saliva for the trailers.

Sometimes, the advertising is better than the movie.

-Guns don't have recoil

-You can hack computers by pressing the same buttons multiple times

-Getting exposed to large amounts of radiation is a good thing

-Always have a dramatic conversation with your opponent before a fight

-Robots will take over the world

-Main characters can survive anything

he's not going to kill you, but he doesn't have to save you.Hewkii

The bad guy either wants power or money. Any movie that does otherwise...is special....in both ways.

Going to an abandoned old house while a killer is on the loose in the local area is a good idea.

When a killer is right in front of you don't run just scream at the top of your lungs.

That I waste my time on here if I stay on any longer than five minutes.