Things you shouldn't say to a women

My last girlfriend dumped me because i accidentally referred to her art exam as not being a real subject, like mine. So yeah, dont do that. :P

Ninja-Hippo

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

What can you expect, arts students aren't even real students, christ, its generous to even call them citizens. I'd expect they'd all what your GF did, even the male ones.

[QUOTE="camreeno360"]Get this. I once jokingly told my older sister she was fat and she then gave me a serious and startled face for a second and went "Well don't joke about things like that". Honestly, some women are just way too conscious about the way they look...EliotFingerbutt

I understand your sister's concern. The media have re-defined what being beautiful means, so there is a lot of pressure on women to be thin. To an unhealthy point. Looking like a twig, or a twelve year old boy is not attractive imo. Women are beautiful with curves. I don't want to see their bones jutting out.

Bah, I'm sick of this crap that the media pressures women.

They've got it easy. As far as the modern media and 90% of the female kingdom is concerned, you aren't a real man unless you are a skinny little metro boy or Ronnie Coleman.

They end up drinking low fat milk and stressing infront of a mirror. We end up grunting and sweating at a gym for 2 hours a day.

Sexist rant over.

[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"]

My last girlfriend dumped me because i accidentally referred to her art exam as not being a real subject, like mine. So yeah, dont do that. :P

RKfromDownunder

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

What can you expect, arts students aren't even real students, christ, its generous to even call them citizens. I'd expect they'd all what your GF did, even the male ones.

that reminds me of the time me and my friend were jsut paying out on Food tec how it wasnt a subject then this girl nxt to us goes i want to be a chef it was some funny stuff.

[QUOTE="RKfromDownunder"][QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"]

My last girlfriend dumped me because i accidentally referred to her art exam as not being a real subject, like mine. So yeah, dont do that. :P

htotheo

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

What can you expect, arts students aren't even real students, christ, its generous to even call them citizens. I'd expect they'd all what your GF did, even the male ones.

that reminds me of the time me and my friend were jsut paying out on Food tec how it wasnt a subject then this girl nxt to us goes i want to be a chef it was some funny stuff.

Chef's are great... they make mean steaks... Unless they are vegan chef's, in which case they can die.

I just like to wail against the hordes of students who take an arts degree in something bumb as hell so they can piss around on their parent's money and do crap all, solve crap all and learn crap all.

It pisses me off, as I struggle and grunt through my course, all those cheeky little metro bastards having fun, and they aren't even doing it right.

I mean, when was the last time you saw arts students have a drinking contest and do it right? Thats right, NEVER, I THOUGHT so. If you can't do it right, sit down at let the men show you how its done.

I think the worst thing I ever said that bombed the city of WWII Berlin was "hey babe, I got a spermload with your name on it".

In hindsight, I wouldn't recommend this one unless you are surrounded by old sluts in a local VFW/ American Legion- then anything goes.

go blow bubbles in a deep fryerlonewolf604

You did this?!? No wonder your avatar is bleeding from the eyes!

Don't make a comment on their weight.R0cky_Racc00n