So I was going well above the speed limit when this cop stopped me. He asked me "Do you know how fast you were going, son?"
I couldn't resist, so I yelled "OVER 9000?!"
He laughed and then told me to go on but slow down.
Is that awesome or what?
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So I was going well above the speed limit when this cop stopped me. He asked me "Do you know how fast you were going, son?"
I couldn't resist, so I yelled "OVER 9000?!"
He laughed and then told me to go on but slow down.
Is that awesome or what?
why is 9000 funny? I fail to see the humor in 9000I'm suprised he actually got the reference.
-TheSecondSign-
I was on my way to work and got pulled over by a cop. She said, "Sir, is there a reason why your music is up so loud?" I sat there for a few seconds and evetually said, "because I like to party?"
She laughed and just said to make sure I keep it down. I felt like a total badass.
That would be a great story if it ever actually happened. The cop has a camera mounted on the front of his car. Whenever he pulls over anybody he has to talk so that the camera picks it up, and any drugs/weapons/alcohol found in the car has to be placed on the hood where the camera can see it. All of this is so that a judge can view the film as evidence if an arrest is made, and so that internal affairs can see how the individual is behaving on the job.
In conclusion; that never happened. If you were going "well above the speed limit" you'd have been fined.
I remember a mate told me him and his brother got pulled over and the policeman asked if they had anything dodgy in the car, so his brother got a CD out of the glove box by the band Dodgy. I was tears when he told me.Big_Bad_Sad
That is AWESOME.
Did the cop laugh?
I've been in the car when a relative was pulled over, and he wasn't fined because he was old and had never gotten a ticket before. So to be fair, it is possible the police could let someone off, although I doubt they would in the situation described by the TC.That would be a great story if it ever actually happened. The cop has a camera mounted on the front of his car. Whenever he pulls over anybody he has to talk so that the camera picks it up, and any drugs/weapons/alcohol found in the car has to be placed on the hood where the camera can see it. All of this is so that a judge can view the film as evidence if an arrest is made, and so that internal affairs can see how the individual is behaving on the job.
In conclusion; that never happened. If you were going "well above the speed limit" you'd have been fined.
Ninja-Hippo
[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]I remember a mate told me him and his brother got pulled over and the policeman asked if they had anything dodgy in the car, so his brother got a CD out of the glove box by the band Dodgy. I was tears when he told me.nick3333
That is AWESOME.
Did the cop laugh?
No idea. Probably not.I've been in the car when a relative was pulled over, and he wasn't fined because he was old and had never gotten a ticket before. So to be fair, it is possible the police could let someone off, although I doubt they would in the situation described by the TC.drowningfish999
Oh i know. They'll always let you off with a warning if they feel they can. My brother was let off for speeding when he was paid to drive a TVR Tuscan from liverpool to london, because the cop saw a wheelchair on the backseat, thought it was his, and obviously felt obliged to be sympathetic.
Imagine if this ever came back to the cop in this story though; "you let this person off for speeding way above the limit because they made reference to an internet meme?"
[QUOTE="drowningfish999"] I've been in the car when a relative was pulled over, and he wasn't fined because he was old and had never gotten a ticket before. So to be fair, it is possible the police could let someone off, although I doubt they would in the situation described by the TC.Ninja-Hippo
Oh i know. They'll always let you off with a warning if they feel they can. My brother was let off for speeding when he was paid to drive a TVR Tuscan from liverpool to london, because the cop saw a wheelchair on the backseat, thought it was his, and obviously felt obliged to be sympathetic.
Imagine if this ever came back to the cop in this story though; "you let this person off for speeding way above the limit because they made reference to an internet meme?"
Depends if his supervisor also gets the reference.
Depends if his supervisor also gets the reference.
-TheSecondSign-
"Look officer, in future you need to be more vigilant and show a little more maturity on the job, y'hear? Now get outta here or amma start chargin' ma laser."
[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]Depends if his supervisor also gets the reference.
Ninja-Hippo
"Look officer, in future you need to be more vigilant and show a little more maturity on the job, y'hear? Now get outta here or amma start chargin' ma laser."
THAT should be what a cop says to obnoxious people.
"AMMA CHARGIN MA LASER!"
"What are you talking about? HERE'S MY FRIGGIN' REGISTRATION!"
"AMMA FIRIN MA LASER!"
"What the hell?"
"SHOOP DA WOOP!"
It's not uncommon for officers to give people second chances. Of course you do encounter hardasses, but they don't stick around long. They create so much paper work and processing that piss everyone off. They excercise their sick twisted pleasures and leave other people to deal with all of the formalities. Nobody has time for it either. Things tend to work themselves out with replacements.
Life aint fair though. We have celebrities and sports players doing well over a felonious speed limit WHILE tanked or hopped up on narcotics and the police let them go. While someone is legally drunk but not actually drunk gets hit by a wreckless driver then blamed because they have had a little bit to drink so it's their fault even though they weren't the one doing the wreckless driving.
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