This girl likes and hates me and I may have horribly injured her: What do?

Holding a broomstick between your legs looks bothersome.

Ditch the brooms.

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

almightybob14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

Lol

At least use the brooms to beat the sh*t out of each other.

This thread seems legit..

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

almightybob14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

Also, we had quidditch practice tonight and I body-checked her to the ground and later found out that she is going to the hospital to check if there's some heart problem. Apparently she has some pre-existing condition and the impact may have triggered a resurgance of it. Ah well, her doctor cleared her for full-contact sports and she signed the liability waiver.

almightybob14

I love how you're so casual about putting her in the hospital. Surest way into a girl's pants: hospitalize her then shrug it off.

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

almightybob14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

Oh hell, I should have figured the dipsh*ts at Carbondale would go for something this stupid.

[QUOTE="almightybob14"]

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

worlock77

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

Oh hell, I should have figured the dipsh*ts at Carbondale would go for something this stupid.

You know that pretty much every major university has a quidditch team, right?

Also, we've toned down the physical play during our practices since we're looking to put players from other teams in the hospital instead of our own.

You know that pretty much every major university has a quidditch team, right?

Also, we've toned down the physical play during our practices since we're looking to put players from other teams in the hospital instead of our own.

almightybob14

This quidditch sh*t is some serious business, eh?

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

almightybob14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

What. The. ****.

Are these people serious? :lol:

[QUOTE="almightybob14"]

[QUOTE="Klipsh"]

Can you take a video of your next quidditch practice and post it here?

howlrunner13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

What. The. ****.

Are these people serious? :lol:

Quite

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="almightybob14"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHIPcEhJc&feature=youtu.be

almightybob14

Oh hell, I should have figured the dipsh*ts at Carbondale would go for something this stupid.

You know that pretty much every major university has a quidditch team, right?

Also, we've toned down the physical play during our practices since we're looking to put players from other teams in the hospital instead of our own.

Doesn't change the fact that SIU is full of dipsh*ts.

Lol @ being deep on Facebook. Just smang her, she'll feel good afterwards.kuraimen

...Quidditch practice? You've gotta be kidding. raven_squad

Well that sport does exist in real life, just lacks the flying around and such.:P

Quidditch is real? :shock:

quidditch practicealmightybob14

Quidditch is real, and yes I am serious

Quidditch is real, and yes I am serious

almightybob14

[QUOTE="almightybob14"]

Quidditch is real, and yes I am serious

Michael0134567

Unfortunately, it is real.

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="almightybob14"]

Quidditch is real, and yes I am serious

worlock77

Unfortunately, it is real.

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="almightybob14"]

Quidditch is real, and yes I am serious

worlock77

Unfortunately, it is real.

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] I find that hard to believe.Michael0134567

Unfortunately, it is real.

Indeed it's not. It's Muggle Quidditch.

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

Unfortunately, it is real.

worlock77

Indeed it's not. It's Muggle Quidditch.

I don't care about your problems.

But I did fap to that picture.

Quidditch practice? Did you just make this s*** up? Yes, yes you did :PSpinnerweb

Did you not see the video? No I did not make this up.

Anyway I had a chance to visit her last night, she should be getting out of the hospital today and since we have finals coming up next week she asked me to help her with some homework in a class that I took last semester. I said okay as long as I could take her out for dinner as an apology. She said that was fine and apparently she's also taking classes during the summer so she'll be close by since I'm from the area, plus she offered to help our team captain and I organize a local tournament and the other quidditch stuff we're planning for the coming year.

In other words, she's okay, we're going out for dinner tomorrow, and we'll be in close contact for the summer.

[QUOTE="Spinnerweb"]Quidditch practice? Did you just make this s*** up? Yes, yes you did :Palmightybob14

Did you not see the video? No I did not make this up.

Anyway I had a chance to visit her last night, she should be getting out of the hospital today and since we have finals coming up next week she asked me to help her with some homework in a class that I took last semester. I said okay as long as I could take her out for dinner as an apology. She said that was fine and apparently she's also taking classes during the summer so she'll be close by since I'm from the area, plus she offered to help our team captain and I organize a local tournament and the other quidditch stuff we're planning for the coming year.

In other words, she's okay, we're going out for dinner tomorrow, and we'll be in close contact for the summer.

So what should I wear when we go out to dinner? My wizard robes or my Weasley sweater?

Keep in mind that I do have red hair.

Bludger her golden snitch.Pittfan666

I uh...

Yeah anyway to the people of this board, I'll stop the shinanigans.

You almost had me TC until you mentioned the quditch part. Unless of course you go to Hogwarts or something. Anyway, if this is true, then you may have blown your chances with her by sending her to hospital TC.

You almost had me TC until you mentioned the quditch part. Unless of course you go to Hogwarts or something. Anyway, if this is true, then you may have blown your chances with her by sending her to hospital TC.

djshowstopper87

Someone didn't read the rest of the topic...

Be there for her. There is no way you could predict that she would have a heart condition...

Be there for her. There is no way you could predict that she would have a heart condition...

tjricardo089

Yeah things are going fine. Anyway there's more good news, she has been cleared for full-contact sports as long as she periodically checks her heart rate and stays on medication which is pretty much the same thing I have to do.

does she know you posted a pic of her on gamespot?

does she know you posted a pic of her on gamespot?

resevl4rlz

Actually yes, we were joking around when I visited her this morning and I mentioned this and she didn't really care.

Umm....I'm not sure, it sounds very confusing. Why did you post her picture on a public site? That isn't right unless you had her permission first, and I don't see how you injured her, what are you trying to say?

I do hope that once you put her on the ground you then swept your broom across her face. That would have been the only possible awesome thing to come out of a game of Quidditch.

I do hope that once you put her on the ground you then swept your broom across her face. That would have been the only possible awesome thing to come out of a game of Quidditch.

worlock77

Uh no, after I body checked her, I got run over by a chaser.