Seduce himMgamerBDwith urine? D:
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Just two grand and i'll take care of it.Head_of_gamesI'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.
[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Just two grand and i'll take care of it.raven_squadI'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you. One bag?
[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Just two grand and i'll take care of it.TropicalshowerI'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you. One bag? Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.
I've read every post here and done a rough mathematical calculation on your chances of success. Unsurprisingly I have found your best course to be extreme and prolonged urination. Make eye contact if at all possible.
I'm on the same road. This kid just keeps on talking to me and follows me during lunch. I don't even get to talk to my other friends because he's like a freaking leech!
two words pepper and sprayThere's this kid in my class and he basically won't leave me alone. I don't hate him, but he thinks he's my best friend or something and it is really... really..... really annoying. He won't stop talking to me, and I swear he tracks me down. It's starting to creep me out, especially since I'm straight and his voice keeps on going up to a soprano. Which makes it even more awkward. How do I get this kid away from me!?
Pyro767
I never been in these kind of situations but I would tell to back off in a nice wayor report the problem at school.. not the best advice I could give but oh well, good luck getting rid of him.
[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]Who the hell collects Nerds? Those things are nasty. True but they do have a peculiar taste to them.Show him your nerd collection.
raven_squad
If peeing on him while doing a barrel role yelling you are gay doesnt work, get a restraining order.ferret-gamerThat could work.
[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"] Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again. Head_of_gamesDidn't know you were that cheap :o Pff, he's cheap because he's no good! I'm a professional. I'll take the guy out from two miles away with a sniper rifle, hide he body at the bottom of the pacific ocean, and erase any evidence whatsoever. He's jump on the dude, bludgeon him to death with a stick, and bury the corpse rather sloppily in your backyard.
these posters. they are fledglings. inexperienced. unproffesional. dare i say they are noobs. here is what i can do for YOU to take care of your BUMP in your road.
try not to lose me. its very complicated.
im gonna find him alone, run and push him over, hope he scrapes his knee. if he does, then im gonna rub it really hard and it will hurt him a lot. he will be so scared physically and mentally that he will never want to go anywhere again. not even near you. problem solved.
my pay?? just give me a picture of your youngest female family member, a glass of milk, an extension cord, and a blanket with the letter 'K'. dont worry why i need that.
What post in here was a joke? :| please tell me you're joking.[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Here an answer that isn't a joke, tell him. Instead of ignoring the fact, and getting annoyed with him, tell him straight up what you want to happen.Pirate700
murder his entire family. openly admit you did it. laugh at him. make goofy imitations of how they yelled and struggled as they were killed. show him a vid. draw a crude picture. then call him a dork.
[QUOTE="Pirate700"]What post in here was a joke? :| please tell me you're joking. I was dead serious when I suggested that he pissed on him. :o[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Here an answer that isn't a joke, tell him. Instead of ignoring the fact, and getting annoyed with him, tell him straight up what you want to happen.butteman12
[QUOTE="Kikouken"]You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?Pyro767I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me. That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely.
[QUOTE="Pyro767"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?TropicalshowerI'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me. That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely. This is true, I seen it happen a few times in my school.
two words pepper and spray God, this thread is so hilarious *wipes tear* But this post wins....[QUOTE="Pyro767"]
There's this kid in my class and he basically won't leave me alone. I don't hate him, but he thinks he's my best friend or something and it is really... really..... really annoying. He won't stop talking to me, and I swear he tracks me down. It's starting to creep me out, especially since I'm straight and his voice keeps on going up to a soprano. Which makes it even more awkward. How do I get this kid away from me!?
mirriorman
[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="Pyro767"]I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.sonic__323That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely. This is true, I seen it happen a few times in my school.
i have seen that too. but still no one likes it when they are chosen as the guy who the wierd kid follows.
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