This kid won't... leave... me... alone!

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#51 pvtdonut54
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Seduce himMgamerBD
with urine? D:
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#52 Tropicalshower
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Make a pass at him and hope it scares him off.Big_Bad_Sad
Thats too risky :P
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#53 Head_of_games
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Just two grand and i'll take care of it.
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#54 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Seduce himpvtdonut54
with urine? D:

no, you know that 2 girls and 1 cup video. Do that TC...follow it exactly the same way...and don't post it on the internet.

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#55 raven_squad
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Just two grand and i'll take care of it.Head_of_games
I'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.
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#56 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Just two grand and i'll take care of it.raven_squad
I'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.

One bag?
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#57 raven_squad
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[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Just two grand and i'll take care of it.Tropicalshower
I'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.

One bag?

Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.
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#58 ghoklebutter
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Tell him to go away.

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#59 HitomiChan
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hmm.. tell him you're a sex offender?..

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#60 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"] I'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.

One bag?

Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.

Didn't know you were that cheap :o
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#61 darkmoney52
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I've read every post here and done a rough mathematical calculation on your chances of success. Unsurprisingly I have found your best course to be extreme and prolonged urination. Make eye contact if at all possible.

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#62 DougieFresh314
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just sic a flock of velociraptors on him. it's usually fairly effective. your welcome

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#63 cpo335
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Seduce himMgamerBD
Then golden shower.
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#64 Gaming-Planet
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I'm on the same road. This kid just keeps on talking to me and follows me during lunch. I don't even get to talk to my other friends because he's like a freaking leech!

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#65 Head_of_games
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"] One bag?

Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.

Didn't know you were that cheap :o

Pff, he's cheap because he's no good! I'm a professional. I'll take the guy out from two miles away with a sniper rifle, hide he body at the bottom of the pacific ocean, and erase any evidence whatsoever. He's jump on the dude, bludgeon him to death with a stick, and bury the corpse rather sloppily in your backyard.
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#66 raven_squad
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"] Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.

Didn't know you were that cheap :o

Pff, he's cheap because he's no good! I'm a professional. I'll take the guy out from two miles away with a sniper rifle, hide he body at the bottom of the pacific ocean, and erase any evidence whatsoever. He's jump on the dude, bludgeon him to death with a stick, and bury the corpse rather sloppily in your backyard.

Lies! Slander! I can't believe my eyes! I use a golf club for my kills, not some run-of-the-mill stick.
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#67 Gaming-Planet
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Show him your nerd collection.

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#68 raven_squad
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Show him your nerd collection.

Gaming-Planet
Who the hell collects Nerds? Those things are nasty.
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#69 Desulated
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Tell him to get lost in a nice way. XD

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#70 LightR
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Tell him to see you at your locker at 12:10. Then show up at 12:11, he should get the message.
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#71 mirriorman
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There's this kid in my class and he basically won't leave me alone. I don't hate him, but he thinks he's my best friend or something and it is really... really..... really annoying. He won't stop talking to me, and I swear he tracks me down. It's starting to creep me out, especially since I'm straight and his voice keeps on going up to a soprano. Which makes it even more awkward. How do I get this kid away from me!?

Pyro767

two words pepper and spray

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#72 Ugalde-
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Is he annoying enough that you would want to hurt his feelings? I had a kid like this for me and I ended up deciding I would rather let him be happy following me around than hurt his feelings by tell him to leave me alone. Eventually we became sorta friends and it wasnt a problem. I would never hang out with him outside of school either.
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#73 Wings_008
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[QUOTE="Wings_008"]tell him you're g@y, that will drive him off :lol:iginlawasup

But that would attract him more.

i was under the assumption that he was straight
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#74 pierst179
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:lol:

I love this thread.

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#75 sonic__323
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I never been in these kind of situations but I would tell to back off in a nice wayor report the problem at school.. not the best advice I could give but oh well, good luck getting rid of him.

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#76 supa_badman
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[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

Show him your nerd collection.

raven_squad
Who the hell collects Nerds? Those things are nasty.

True but they do have a peculiar taste to them.
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#78 deactivated-5cf4b2c19c4ab
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If peeing on him while doing a barrel role yelling you are gay doesnt work, get a restraining order.
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#79 IbnLaAhad
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Falcon Pawnch? Did you try that?

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He really isn't THAT desperate, Lily.

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#81 sonic__323
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If peeing on him while doing a barrel role yelling you are gay doesnt work, get a restraining order.ferret-gamer
That could work.
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#82 Noskillkill
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"] Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again. Head_of_games
Didn't know you were that cheap :o

Pff, he's cheap because he's no good! I'm a professional. I'll take the guy out from two miles away with a sniper rifle, hide he body at the bottom of the pacific ocean, and erase any evidence whatsoever. He's jump on the dude, bludgeon him to death with a stick, and bury the corpse rather sloppily in your backyard.

these posters. they are fledglings. inexperienced. unproffesional. dare i say they are noobs. here is what i can do for YOU to take care of your BUMP in your road.

try not to lose me. its very complicated.

im gonna find him alone, run and push him over, hope he scrapes his knee. if he does, then im gonna rub it really hard and it will hurt him a lot. he will be so scared physically and mentally that he will never want to go anywhere again. not even near you. problem solved.

my pay?? just give me a picture of your youngest female family member, a glass of milk, an extension cord, and a blanket with the letter 'K'. dont worry why i need that.

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#83 butteman12
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[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Here an answer that isn't a joke, tell him. Instead of ignoring the fact, and getting annoyed with him, tell him straight up what you want to happen.Pirate700

What post in here was a joke? :|

please tell me you're joking.
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#84 Noskillkill
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murder his entire family. openly admit you did it. laugh at him. make goofy imitations of how they yelled and struggled as they were killed. show him a vid. draw a crude picture. then call him a dork.

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#85 Lucifericus
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Here an answer that isn't a joke, tell him. Instead of ignoring the fact, and getting annoyed with him, tell him straight up what you want to happen.butteman12

What post in here was a joke? :|

please tell me you're joking.

I was dead serious when I suggested that he pissed on him. :o

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#86 cd_rom
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[QUOTE="butteman12"][QUOTE="Pirate700"] please tell me you're joking.Lucifericus

I was dead serious when I suggested that he pissed on him. :o

Seriously. This thread should have ended with that. Problem has been solved.
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#87 the_kidisblack
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Say to him in front of the whole class - just leave me alone already! It works.
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#88 weezyfb
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nice story :lol:, tell him to **** off.GazaAli
yeah keep it simple
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#89 Kikouken
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You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?
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#90 perphekt
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I think you should be nicely honest. Yes. Nicely Honest. If that doesn't work. Then be brutally honest.
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#91 Pyro767
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[QUOTE="raven_squad"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="raven_squad"] I'll do it for a bag of M&M's. Thats right, I'm undercutting you.

One bag?

Hell, gimme a funsize bag and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again.

I will call you as soon as I have access to the candy.
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#92 Pyro767
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You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?Kikouken
I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.
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#93 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="Kikouken"]You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?Pyro767
I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.

That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely.
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#94 Kikouken
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[QUOTE="Kikouken"]You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?Pyro767
I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.

Maybe he just wants to be your friend? Doesn't make him homosexual...
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#95 sonic__323
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[QUOTE="Pyro767"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]You're straight, okay...so? Are you saying he's gay because his voice is high?Tropicalshower
I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.

That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely.

This is true, I seen it happen a few times in my school.
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#96 clayron
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[QUOTE="Pyro767"]

There's this kid in my class and he basically won't leave me alone. I don't hate him, but he thinks he's my best friend or something and it is really... really..... really annoying. He won't stop talking to me, and I swear he tracks me down. It's starting to creep me out, especially since I'm straight and his voice keeps on going up to a soprano. Which makes it even more awkward. How do I get this kid away from me!?

mirriorman

two words pepper and spray

God, this thread is so hilarious *wipes tear* But this post wins....
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#97 Noskillkill
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="Pyro767"]I'm saying he's gay because he follows me around and stares at me.sonic__323
That doesn't make him gay maybe hes lonely.

This is true, I seen it happen a few times in my school.

i have seen that too. but still no one likes it when they are chosen as the guy who the wierd kid follows.