Note to mods: this is not meant to be offensive. I'm just curious to know how people's first time was (i don't want them explaining in detail either just in case)
anyway, ya, was it everything you thought it would be?
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I'm hoping for a funny thread thanks to D3nny... :lol:rockguy92Hahaha trust me, those 3 minutes could just about fill a blog...
It wasn't awkward for me. I think it felt rushed. I kinda wish i saved my self for the person i'm with now.
well i'm a righty, so using my left hand was awkward at firstlonewolf604
I'm not sure whether the Tommy Lee Jones NCFOM pic or the facepalm.jpg is more appropriate here... >_>
yes very! faked it since I didn't know what i was doing. (read thestory in yesterdays "are you still a virgin thread")
Not really awkward, seeing as I lost it to the girl I love and not some random stranger, but we were both SO nervous, I remember it felt like my heart was going to pop out. :P
In the end it was one of the best experiences I've ever had, I wouldn't want it to have been any different. :)
it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...
altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^
Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.
To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."
foxhound_fox
It started to become awkward once the cat got involved.sammyjenkis898You and your GF kept me waiting outside your house, we were supposed to go to the movies but you guys ditched me :(
Dude... I hate doing pushups. :(it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...
altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^
Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.
To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
Maddie_Larkin
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."
D3nnyCrane
lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.[QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]Dude... I hate doing pushups. :(it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...
altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^
Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.
To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
Neon-Tiger
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable. I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable. I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
Toriko42
it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...
altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^
Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.
To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
Maddie_Larkin
You my friend have had sex with the wrong person. Because great sex is anything but overrated and is more of a workout than pushups.
[QUOTE="Toriko42"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.D3nnyCraneI usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."
A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Toriko42"] I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yellFreezeBlast95
So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]
Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."
observer77
lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?D3nnyCrane
lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool. Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="observer77"]Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool. Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"That's basically how it happened for me and I was like ^_^ then less than a minute later I was finished and I was like :(lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
D3nnyCrane
[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="observer77"]Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool. Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?" I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me.lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
D3nnyCrane
Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?" I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me. I felt like the kid at Christmas who gets the biggest present only to find it was just a bulky knitted sweater. I'd spent a long time expecting a lot better.[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"] Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.Neon-Tiger
eh not really... we were together for so long before it happened that it just happened naturally once it actually came down to it. It's kind of weird knowing that you're kind of hurting her though (if it's her first time as well)
[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."D3nnyCrane
Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
shoot-first
yeah it was kinda awkward but to be honest i was more concerned about hurting her the second time after she had got past the pain barrier was a lot better .
[QUOTE="shoot-first"]Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
D3nnyCrane
You know I didn't the first time.
[QUOTE="shoot-first"]Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
D3nnyCrane
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