those who have lost their virginity, was it awkward?

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#1 Sonick54
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Note to mods: this is not meant to be offensive. I'm just curious to know how people's first time was (i don't want them explaining in detail either just in case)

anyway, ya, was it everything you thought it would be?

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#2 Toriko42
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Totally awkward, don't regret it at all though.
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#3 D3nnyCrane
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Hahaha, yes, incredibly. I was left to wonder why she wasn't screaming like a porn star. I mean, they always manage to in 3 minutes...
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#4 AustXilo
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Yes. It was not until try number three that things became relaxed enough for either of us. I don't even remember attempt #2.

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#5 rockguy92
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I'm hoping for a funny thread thanks to D3nny... :lol:
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I'm hoping for a funny thread thanks to D3nny... :lol:rockguy92
Hahaha trust me, those 3 minutes could just about fill a blog...
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#7 xxxAdvocatexxx
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It wasn't awkward for me. I think it felt rushed. I kinda wish i saved my self for the person i'm with now.

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#8 lonewolf604
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well i'm a righty, so using my left hand was awkward at first
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#9 Severed_Hand
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yea, kinda awkward. you never look at porn the same way again ahahah those fakers.... it doesnt happen like that!!!
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#10 effena
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Very. Painful as well.

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#11 chessmaster1989
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well i'm a righty, so using my left hand was awkward at firstlonewolf604

I'm not sure whether the Tommy Lee Jones NCFOM pic or the facepalm.jpg is more appropriate here... >_>

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not until livestock, cameras and rope entered the picture....then it got really weird...:?
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#13 observer77
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yes very! faked it since I didn't know what i was doing. (read thestory in yesterdays "are you still a virgin thread")

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#14 foxhound_fox
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Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."

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#15 jamejame
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Alcohol works wonders your first time. Wasn't awkward at all. :)

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#16 sammyjenkis898
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It started to become awkward once the cat got involved.
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#17 black_cat19
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Not really awkward, seeing as I lost it to the girl I love and not some random stranger, but we were both SO nervous, I remember it felt like my heart was going to pop out. :P

In the end it was one of the best experiences I've ever had, I wouldn't want it to have been any different. :)

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it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...

altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^

Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.

To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"

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#19 Neon-Tiger
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Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."

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Go you! :P
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Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."

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So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?
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#21 Neon-Tiger
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It started to become awkward once the cat got involved.sammyjenkis898
Cat? :lol: DO explain!
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It started to become awkward once the cat got involved.sammyjenkis898
You and your GF kept me waiting outside your house, we were supposed to go to the movies but you guys ditched me :(
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it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...

altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^

Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.

To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"

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Dude... I hate doing pushups. :(
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#24 observer77
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[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]

Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."

D3nnyCrane

So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?

lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.

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#25 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.
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#26 FreezeBlast95
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[QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]

it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...

altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^

Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.

To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"

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Dude... I hate doing pushups. :(



Push ups are the best O_O

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#27 Vashn
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yes, no story though, cuz i hardly remember it except for who it was with.

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#28 Toriko42
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.

I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell
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#29 needled24-7
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I wouldn't say it was awkward, but I had aboslutely not stamina at all.

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#30 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

Toriko42
That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.

I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell

A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."
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#31 xxxAdvocatexxx
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it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...

altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.

But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...

honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^

Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.

To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"

Maddie_Larkin

You my friend have had sex with the wrong person. Because great sex is anything but overrated and is more of a workout than pushups.

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[QUOTE="Toriko42"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] That would explain why girls give me wierd looks when I arrive and say I've come to fix the cable.D3nnyCrane
I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yell

A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."



At least you have chicken :P

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#33 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I don't know, as I haven't had a first time, but if I were to guess, I think it would be incredibly awkward. I... kind of slept through sex ed. Awkward has such an awkward spelling, doesn't it?
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#34 clayron
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Nope.

Exccept for the fact two random girls ran in and started kissing my girlfriend...weird

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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Toriko42"] I usually fill the screaming void wakakkakakakakkwakwkwakwkawakw is what I yellFreezeBlast95

A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."



At least you have chicken :P

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#36 zero9167
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Not at all
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]

Nope, not at all. According to my girlfriend I'm a "natural."

observer77

So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?

lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.

Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.
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[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="observer77"]

So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?D3nnyCrane

lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.

Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.

Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"
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[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="observer77"]

lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.

D3nnyCrane

Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.

Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"

That's basically how it happened for me and I was like ^_^ then less than a minute later I was finished and I was like :(

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[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="observer77"]

lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.

D3nnyCrane

Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.

Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"

I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me.

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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"] Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.Neon-Tiger

Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"

I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me.

I felt like the kid at Christmas who gets the biggest present only to find it was just a bulky knitted sweater. I'd spent a long time expecting a lot better.
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#42 ethanpaige
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eh not really... we were together for so long before it happened that it just happened naturally once it actually came down to it. It's kind of weird knowing that you're kind of hurting her though (if it's her first time as well)

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[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] A girl knows when I've got there... "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY...."D3nnyCrane



At least you have chicken :P

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Lmao I still die laughing everytime I see it and it's like my 100th time xD

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oh this is what I love about OT, making things funny without going too far off the topic ^^

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#45 shoot-first
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Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.

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#46 D3nnyCrane
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Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.

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#47 snakes_codec
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yeah it was kinda awkward but to be honest i was more concerned about hurting her the second time after she had got past the pain barrier was a lot better .

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[QUOTE="shoot-first"]

Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.

D3nnyCrane

Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.

You know I didn't mmmmm the first time.

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[QUOTE="shoot-first"]

Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.

D3nnyCrane

Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.




I thought mine was the most? O_O

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#50 Wicked_Spades
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Awkward? No, it was a spir-of-the-moment thing. We were both excited, young and stupid.