[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="shoot-first"]
Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.You know I didn't the first time.

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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="shoot-first"]
Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.You know I didn't the first time.
[QUOTE="observer77"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] So by the time you'd gotten your end away, she knew the difference between a natural and a dud...?West-Coast-G
lol that's what I was thinking when I read it.
Oooh, buuurrrrn! I hope you enjoy your meal, cuz you just got served!!! Ok, back on topic; My first time was kinda like "ok, yeah, im doing it, score!", but she was all "Omg, yes, now we're one! I love you!". It was cool.creepy
:(it was very... unfamilier, as in you really have to share your body with someone, and it is a bit odd...
altho I would not say it was akward, my first girlfriend and I were pretty facinated with the body and honestly some of the "other" things we did, were a great deal more "strange" but thanks to the fact that we had fiddled around for a few months before, it came reatively natural.
But: anything seen in a pron? throw that out the window, there are indeed screamers out there, but it is hardly some act where you lost all control, and they just squirm and scream...
honestly the best sex I ever had was infact with my first gf ^^ and ironicly It was her breath, and the rythem of it that hooked me, man I loved the sound of her breath changing when she got close ^^
Overall sex was way overrated, I kinda grown up, being told by sociaty and the media that sex is pretty much the best high you can ever have, the best feeling, the most fulfilling thing you can ever do.
To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
Maddie_Larkin
[QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]:( Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
0Tyler0
Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.DJ_Lae
[QUOTE="0Tyler0"][QUOTE="Maddie_Larkin"]:( Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups. Yeah the pushups part was the part that me made me :(To me it was not very different from doing pushups, it was not magical, and it is way overrated... It is not bad, but not at all what it is blown up to be, and altho I can feel my brain is hardcoded to seek out females for "reproduction" it is pretty far from the top of the list of "things that is worth while doing"
DJ_Lae
[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.foxhound_fox
lol not really but without telling a looong story looking back I would still have it if I could change my mind
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.DJ_Lae
:lol:
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.DJ_Lae
[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"]I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me. I felt like the kid at Christmas who gets the biggest present only to find it was just a bulky knitted sweater. I'd spent a long time expecting a lot better. What a let down. :([QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"D3nnyCrane
[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"]I can't imagine the amount of fail that is expecting me. I felt like the kid at Christmas who gets the biggest present only to find it was just a bulky knitted sweater. I'd spent a long time expecting a lot better. :lol: This is actually a perfect explanation of what it felt the first time. I had an enjoyable experience but I expected it wayyyyyy too much.[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Haha, I totally forgot that emotion - "Holy God this is actually happeni - OOOOHHH is that it!?"D3nnyCrane
[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]It is a workout on the arms, but I was referring to equating the entire experience with pushups, which is a bit odd. I mean, if you're having sex, and your primary thought is "man this burn on my arms is awesome," you're doing it wrong. Why get a good burn inside and out? Working your whole entire body like a push up. Sounds like sex to me.
You should... its a pretty good work-out and really changes the angle of penetration.MgamerBD
You're forgetting about the cardio
Why get a good burn inside and out? Working your whole entire body like a push up. Sounds like sex to me.[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"] It is a workout on the arms, but I was referring to equating the entire experience with pushups, which is a bit odd. I mean, if you're having sex, and your primary thought is "man this burn on my arms is awesome," you're doing it wrong.xxxAdvocatexxx
You're forgetting about the cardio
do it with a fat chick for a while and watch your abs become viewableWhy get a good burn inside and out? Working your whole entire body like a push up. Sounds like sex to me.MgamerBD
You're forgetting about the cardio
do it with a fat chick for a while and watch your abs become viewable How does her weight change it?[QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="xxxAdvocatexxx"]do it with a fat chick for a while and watch your abs become viewable How does her weight change it?You're forgetting about the cardio
ieatnoobs18
more pushing on the cushion? :x
was it awkward? In the back seat of a 1967 VW Beetle, Of Course it was awkward.rjxtianHOW DID YOU FIT? BEATTLES DONT HAVE BACKSEATS!
[QUOTE="shoot-first"]Your Username is ridiculously appropriate for this thread.Nope...I was too wasted on tequila so, I didn't give a damn.
D3nnyCrane
lmao :lol:
It is a workout on the arms, but I was referring to equating the entire experience with pushups, which is a bit odd. I mean, if you're having sex, and your primary thought is "man this burn on my arms is awesome," you're doing it wrong.DJ_Lae
It was like Dylans Couch
First I was like :) then I was like :question: after that I was like :o but then it came back to :D
How does her weight change it?[QUOTE="ieatnoobs18"][QUOTE="Serraph105"] do it with a fat chick for a while and watch your abs become viewablexxxAdvocatexxx
more pushing on the cushion? :x
or she could be on top and she need help lifting herself up[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]It is a workout on the arms, but I was referring to equating the entire experience with pushups, which is a bit odd. I mean, if you're having sex, and your primary thought is "man this burn on my arms is awesome," you're doing it wrong.foxhound_fox
It felt weird,because she already was in a relationship with another guy.
Lto_thaG
ehehe. That makes the story much more interesting.
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Don't worry, you're not the only one with that reaction when reading that. There's sex and then there's good sex, I guess. Although I've never had sex that was like doing pushups.DJ_Lae
lmao thanks, i needed that
[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]
It felt weird,because she already was in a relationship with another guy.
clayron
*Claps*
You had your first time with a taken woman.
Is that a precedent?
If not, it is the first time I have heard of it ever happening.
[QUOTE="Serraph105"]wow thats a lot of sexfoxhound_fox
It is a workout on the arms, but I was referring to equating the entire experience with pushups, which is a bit odd. I mean, if you're having sex, and your primary thought is "man this burn on my arms is awesome," you're doing it wrong.[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]
You should... its a pretty good work-out and really changes the angle of penetration.BiancaDK
lmao thanks, i needed that
I swear you have an awesome sig.
I keep trying to piece together what you could look like from it.
Anyway, :lol: at DJ
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]
[QUOTE="Serraph105"]wow thats a lot of sexSerraph105
seriously I think by week two I would be making excuses to get out of it Yeah, that actually still is a lot of sex. I do not even usually go for an hour long, I went for about 45 mins before and I got pretty tired.[QUOTE="Serraph105"]
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]
Not really. That's only 1 hour a day, 5-6 days a week for a month.Avistann
Really?!
As long as it is being enjoyed, why not go as long as possible.
"As possible" being key words.
Which is not always possible :P ..... unfortunately :(
Yeah, that actually still is a lot of sex. I do not even usually go for an hour long, I went for about 45 mins before and I got pretty tired.[QUOTE="Avistann"]
[QUOTE="Serraph105"] seriously I think by week two I would be making excuses to get out of it
clayron
Really?!
As long as it is being enjoyed, why not go as long as possible.
"As possible" being key words.
Which is not always possible :P ..... unfortunately :(
Well the problem was, I was in a bad depression during those times. This depression kept me going. Plus the girl was getting tired too since she gets off pretty easy :lol:seriously I think by week two I would be making excuses to get out of itSerraph105
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