To atheists, what happens after you die.

you lie in complete darkness with the constant sound of old dial up internet until you get rebooted and put into a new body.

What was it like before you were born?chrisrooR

ask god

[QUOTE="chrisrooR"]What was it like before you were born?KingOfAsia

ask god

My body would eventually found by my landlord who would then contact the city authorities to pick up my body and deliver it to the morgue. They would eventually discover that no one will claim the body and after a handful of days of fruitless searching I will become property of the state and they would no doubt donate me to some medical school for teaching purposes or some such thing the nature of which would no doubt be dictated by the condition of my body.

If I were an atheist I would say: I die, decompose in the ground, become a tree, the tree is cut down, made into paper and the bible is printed on the paper, and thus I become a bible. ferrari2001

constant sound of old dial up internet

Dr_Manfattan

If I were an atheist I would say: I die, decompose in the ground, become a tree, the tree is cut down, made into paper and the bible is printed on the paper, and thus I become a bible. ferrari2001

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constant sound of old dial up internet

SeraphimGoddess

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]If I were an atheist I would say: I die, decompose in the ground, become a tree, the tree is cut down, made into paper and the bible is printed on the paper, and thus I become a bible. Human-after-all

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]If I were an atheist I would say: I die, decompose in the ground, become a tree, the tree is cut down, made into paper and the bible is printed on the paper, and thus I become a bible. testfactor888

constant sound of old dial up internet

[QUOTE="Human-after-all"][QUOTE="ferrari2001"]If I were an atheist I would say: I die, decompose in the ground, become a tree, the tree is cut down, made into paper and the bible is printed on the paper, and thus I become a bible. mfp16

i think it's like what it was before you were born...

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"][QUOTE="Dr_Manfattan"]

constant sound of old dial up internet

AutoPilotOn

well its simple logic that atheists are evil sinners and any suffering they get in the after life is well deserved.

[QUOTE="AutoPilotOn"][QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"] That sounds like hell to me.Dr_Manfattan

well its simple logic that atheists are evil sinners and any suffering they get in the after life is well deserved.

Next time you play a game and die just shut the console and TV off. Sit there staring at the black screen and let that sink in. It's like that basically. You get nothing, you lose, good day sir. Ace6301

You wouldn't see black, you wouldn't see anything at all. You wouldn't have any perception.

Personally I really do believe something has to happen after you die... we just don't have the science to explain it without religion yet.

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[QUOTE="Remmib"]

Typical religious person. :roll:

Meanwhile in real life, when you die your body decomposes, the end.

Remmib

What both theories? Only one theory has been put up, which is 'hell', which is make believe.

And all I did was just state the facts about what happens when you die.

[QUOTE="Remmib"]

[QUOTE="warownslife"]I choose to reject both of these theories and live life to the fullest. Got to love choice.

x8VXU6

What both theories? Only one theory has been put up, which is 'hell', which is make believe.

And all I did was just state the facts about what happens when you die.

I guess god diden't save you from that typo

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"][QUOTE="x8VXU6"]

They go to hell, sorry but if you dont believe in god thats where you goin

v13_KiiLtz

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[QUOTE="Remmib"]

What both theories? Only one theory has been put up, which is 'hell', which is make believe.

And all I did was just state the facts about what happens when you die.

testfactor888

I guess god diden't save you from that typo

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[QUOTE="AutoPilotOn"] ahhh that sound drove me nuts. Trying to connect to AOL in the 90s and getting busy signals taking hours before I got online and had a limit to use of like 20 hours a month. NOOO hell again.Human-after-all

well its simple logic that atheists are evil sinners and any suffering they get in the after life is well deserved.

was it really not obvious? :P

don't know, don't care. too busy living

[QUOTE="Human-after-all"][QUOTE="Dr_Manfattan"]

well its simple logic that atheists are evil sinners and any suffering they get in the after life is well deserved.

Dr_Manfattan

was it really not obvious? :P

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I, like many Atheists, believe that the great and funny George Carlin descends from above and leads you somewhere into the woods for an eternity of sexual molestation.

[QUOTE="Remmib"]

[QUOTE="warownslife"]I choose to reject both of these theories and live life to the fullest. Got to love choice.

x8VXU6

What both theories? Only one theory has been put up, which is 'hell', which is make believe.

And all I did was just state the facts about what happens when you die.

[QUOTE="Dr_Manfattan"]

[QUOTE="Human-after-all"] ......sarcasm??.....Human-after-all

was it really not obvious? :P

yeah i have been shocked sometimes when someone wasnt being sarcastic when there post seemed too ridiculous to be their actual opinion.

but i try to not take anything on OT too seriously.

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[QUOTE="Remmib"]

What both theories? Only one theory has been put up, which is 'hell', which is make believe.

And all I did was just state the facts about what happens when you die.

berserker2389

Bahaha. May it join the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the glory of its noodly appendage.

*hails*

I will become part of the worms that will eat me

[QUOTE="berserker2389"]

[QUOTE="x8VXU6"]your right my body will decompose but my sprite will move on

raynimrod

Bahaha. May it join the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the glory of its noodly appendage.

*hails*

atheist heaven duh8)

Remember how things were before you were born?

Like that.

Silverbond

Just die, simple. Exactly like when I didn't exist before we grow in the womb.pspdseagle

You go to Hell. Doesn't even matter if you found the cure for AIDS, Cancer, or saved hundreds of lives. You go to Hell.

You go to Hell. Doesn't even matter if you found the cure for AIDS, Cancer, or saved hundreds of lives. You go to Hell.

Rikusaki

Im sure there was something before we were born. We just can't remember, it's just incredibly impossible to think of nothing.