To guys: What would you do if a girl was seriously hitting you?

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#51 omfg_its_dally
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I don't know if I could even seriously hit a guy. I don't like hurting people. I would try to restrain her if I was in danger.
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#52 Bourbons3
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I'd try and restrain her.
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#53 TheHolyDevil16
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If that girl is ur GF grab her hands and kiss her :P if she likes that she gonna probably stop

if not she gonna hit u in ur *ahem* with her knee :|

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#54 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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[QUOTE="TheHolyDevil16"]

If that girl is ur GF grab her hands and kiss her :P if she likes that she gonna probably stop

if not she gonna hit u in ur *ahem* with her knee :|

Not if you block her knee with your knee ;)
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#55 Choga
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Restrain her.
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#56 hamstergeddon
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GOD DAMMIT!!!! I keep on reading these "Guys hitting girls" threads but I misread them so I think they say "What would you do if a girl was seriously hitting ON you?" Two totally different things...
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#57 JustPlainLucas
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You can fight back without striking, you know. I'd just put her into a bear hug, then go to the floor and squeeze her until she calms down. Who knows? Maybe it will lead somewhere. :P
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#58 Epak_
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I'd kiss her :oops:
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#59 Whicker89
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Punch her in the face.
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#60 tzar3
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I'll try to restrain her, if not then I guess I am gonna have to slap her silly.
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#61 TheHolyDevil16
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[QUOTE="TheHolyDevil16"]

If that girl is ur GF grab her hands and kiss her :P if she likes that she gonna probably stop

if not she gonna hit u in ur *ahem* with her knee :|

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Not if you block her knee with your knee ;)

yeh but while ur kiss her ur not realy expecting that she gonna hit u....u need to be spider-man to sense this xD

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#62 kemar7856
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I'd just restrain her and tell her 2 calm down
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#63 Dr_Brocoli
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hold her arms and stop her.
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#64 cyberdarkkid
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Doge her punches or run away.
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#65 Shiggums
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Block her punches, and depending on how butch she is, let her land a few to feel better.
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#66 Lto_thaG
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Push her on the floor or something like that.
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#67 dave123321
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Defend myself. If things get really serious , time to get the gun.
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#68 kingdre
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Push her away, restrain her, calm her down...
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#69 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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yeh but while ur kiss her ur not realy expecting that she gonna hit u....u need to be spider-man to sense this xD

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Maybe I'm paranoid, but I always expect that. :P
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#70 helium_flash
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[QUOTE="Tauruslink"][QUOTE="remmbermytitans"]Depends. Did I deserve it? remmbermytitans
Lets say . . . no.

Then try to stop her from hitting me. Also, do I know this girl? Does she like me? Maybe I'd stop hits and while I've got her, I'd steal a kiss.;)

Dear god what fantasy world do you live in?
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#71 Rigga911
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punch her in the face
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#72 MrGeezer
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You can fight back without striking, you know. I'd just put her into a bear hug, then go to the floor and squeeze her until she calms down. Who knows? Maybe it will lead somewhere. :PJustPlainLucas

You've got to let go of her eventually. You'd better hope that she doesn't pretend to calm down just so that you let her go. Because then she'll put a knife right in your neck.

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#73 -eddy-
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Try and hold her. If that fails, l'd be a real man and flee.
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#74 Rigga911
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you can always try to dry hump her also
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#75 FragStains
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As soon as she inflicted damage on me in the range of 8-9 out of 13 on my pain tolerance scale I initiate a 'Universe Punch'.
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#76 iam2green
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i would run.
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#77 Funky_Llama
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I'd be perfectly justified in hitting her back.
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#78 SpidersRMe
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I'd tell her to calm the **** down. And if words fail, I'd hit her back.
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#79 Heroldp813
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I'm a big guy and I don't believe in hitting a women, so hitting her back definitely wouldn't be an option. I mean if it came down to it I would grab her and shake her. As I shook her I would slowly place her on the floor and if she got up to hit me again I would do the same thing over again or until she gets tired
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#80 Dark_Knight6
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I'd Falcon Punch her in the jaw. :P I'd just grab her arms and stop her from hitting me while I attempt to talk to her.
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#81 super_mario_128
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Push her or grab her arms.
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#82 AnObscureName
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I don't know how I'd get into that situation. I like to think I'm pretty decent at defusing those kind of things. If it did happen then I'd try to stay calm and take it smiling.
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#83 sukraj
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I'd grab her arms.
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#84 MGSFan92
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Hit her back. Duh!!!! No questions asked, nobody has the right to touch me without my consent anyways. I don't care if its a girl or a guy or something in between, I'd also go to report them later and make sure its taken to the extent where they're suspended from school.
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#85 themagicbum9720
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i'd hold them back.
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#86 lucky326
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Depends, if the intention to injure me was serious then I would have no choice but to respond.
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#87 awssk8er716
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Kick her in the dick...duh.
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#88 kdsns
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I'd use a hadakoen
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#89 dragonmaster64
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So if a girl was really hitting you and really trying to hurt you (like fight you), what would you do? Guys aren't supposed to hit girls, but then again, you can't just stand there and let her hit you. So what would you do?

I don't know what I would do. I would probably try to block and dodge as many as her hits as possible while trying to verbally calm her down.

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i would give her a bear hug. it works well especially if shes hot and you have a good excuse for contact. keep bear hugging until she cools down and then let go.
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#90 MrLions
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Show her my back hand. :P
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#91 Bauers-Twin
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lol i thought this said what would you do if a girl was hitting on you. i was like duh! haha.
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#92 the_kidisblack
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Lol I thought you meant like flirting, but yeah I hold just hold her arms
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#93 links136
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you gotta keep your pimp hand strong son
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#94 warbmxjohn
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lol i thought this said what would you do if a girl was hitting on you. i was like duh! haha.Bauers-Twin
haha me too! But on topic, Ive had this happen and may I strongly suggest you do not hold her arms cause she will kick you where it counts.. Best option is walk away, but if you cant get away defend yourself. Its wrong to hit a woman as a guy therefore its not acceptable for a woman to abuse your honorable refusal to fight back. I would not fight back for only so long...
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#95 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Punch her back. Anyone who wouldn't, but would if it was a guy, is sexist.
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#96 unholymight
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Turn around and resume your daily activities.
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#97 -Big_Red-
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Do a Mortal Kombat sweep, and run like hell.
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#98 Paladin_King
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it helps if you know some bare basic wrestling or Judo. If you do, you can act like a police/correctional officer. Take girl in question down with a single leg or a trip, and then get on top of her and hold her down/motionless for a while until calmness has been restored. I've unfortunately been in this predicament before :( . Generally speaking, said girl will start screaming bloody murder over you're hitting them, etc, mostly because a lot of girls who physically assault guys are generally cowards who only do so because they don't expect a response. However, if anyone sees what you're doing (not hurting or hitting her) it'll only make you look like the reasonable one.
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#99 yoshi_64
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Same thing I do every time my girlfriend hits me.... nothing. :|
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#100 bigblunt537
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2 hooks and an uppercut to her ****ing head and then point and laugh and scream at the top of my lungs "EQUALITYYY"