Top 10 signs that you're an Atheist

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

Whoever the hell does something stupid like that is just a hypocrite... I've never seen any Atheist being angry God. I think that's called an emo.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

I don't feel insulted... I just don't believe it... the slime thing is just science and nature taking course over thousands (millions?) of years >_>

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

We don't make up an entire faith off of a book. We, like Dawkins, express our ideas through books...

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

... How is this relevant at all to being an Atheist?

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

Turning a staff into a snake, forming a sea into blood, turning water into wine, dying and ressurecting, and having supernatural powers like being in two places at once is a fairytale. Science isn't a fable at all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

... Source?

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

Not all of us are like that... I am an Atheist but I keep my morals and attitude straight. We also just like to defend our beliefs.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

We don't try to side step stuff and pretend like it isn't there...? Most religions do that; most of them have a fool-proof plan to keep the faithful faithful, and deny several historical/scientific instances.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

All evidence, logic, and reasoning pointing to a Creator is ENTIRELY an opinion. To me, it is the exact opposite. Good and evil and morality exist because we have brains

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

A truth is a truth... Which by logic can never be changed if it is the truth, even if there were a Creator... Or else it wouldn't be the truth. Who said we needed a purpose? We are born, we live to our fullest, and we die.

DrCoCoPiMp

Too long; didn't read.Colbert_Nation

It's actually quite an interesting, ill-thought, hilariously biased article that gives Christians a bad name. I strongly advise it!

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

hamstergeddon

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

stopped reading/caring when I read number 7.

[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

quiglythegreat

The Judeo-Christian god is the same as the god of Islam, believe it or not.

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

Shad0ki11

The Judeo-Christian god is the same as the god of Islam, believe it or not.

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

Shad0ki11

The Judeo-Christian god is the same as the god of Islam, believe it or not.

i'm going to play neutral, but numbers 2,3, and 5 are the most common statements in conflict when a uneducated atheist rants. in the end most athiests, and fundys of any religion are somewhat ignorant.

[Edit]: btw whoever created this thread did not intend for it to be a joke, claiming a wall of text is a joke leans toward some hint of denial.

I was expecting funny things like

5. Bible with pages missing sitting beside the toilet in your bathroom.

11: You support things like child pornography and gang rape because you have no morals. Probably no souls either.Fortier

Is this a serious post?

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

Religion covers and has answers for all of those. Convenient, ain't it? I shall relegate everything I see to an almighty book.

Flop. An athiest wouldn't deny the existence of god, and then blame things on him. Whoever does that is a hypocrite, not an atheist.Etheral_Filcher

You'd be suprised how many actually do that. Either that or they use the bad things in the world as evidence against his existence, which is just as stupid.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.DrCoCoPiMp

1. Without an ultimate purpose imposed by God, humanity's ultimate purpose becomes pushing our capabilities, understanding the infinite well of knowledge that is the Universe, using that knowledge to understand our own creation, the creation of the universe, and furthering humankind as a whole. All this instead of aiming to get into some magical wonderland where you get to shake God's hand and sit in the clouds while the next generation does what you could have done during your lifetime instead of wasting your time with the nonsense that is religion.

Win.

I'm an atheist, yet I do not act the way the list says.

I do not know if the TC was joking or serious, either way, though, I do not really care...