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What have you done...:|chrisrooR
Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, then he wrote
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.xTw1st4x
So true that I am currently dying of excessive laughs
Also, if this thread gets locked, then I've lost all hope in Gamespot because every bit of this is true.ciredude
Yup, great stuff too. Quite rare. Sadly the small number of fundies here will complain and this could well get locked.
Number 1 is the only one that fits... OMG, I'm a fundamentalist :cry:
*drops out of college and joins a monastery*
No outcries from religous nuts yet. They are avoiding this thread like the plague.Etheral_Filcher
I wonder why :lol:.
Will you be my friend :D
But seriously, I went to a Catholic School 8th-HS...and I knew alot more about the Bible and there history then they did and I was atheist.
[QUOTE="ciredude"]Also, if this thread gets locked, then I've lost all hope in Gamespot because every bit of this is true.Oriental_Jams
Yup, great stuff too. Quite rare. Sadly the small number of fundies here will complain and this could well get locked.
It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)
It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)ciredude
Oh come on. :roll:
You could just ignore those threads. What trouble what it be for you? It's not like their forcing their beliefs down on you. Just like this thread for instance. It's not forcing you to accept that fundamentalists are know-nothing bigots.
[QUOTE="ciredude"]It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)Genetic_Code
Oh come on. :roll:
You could just ignore those threads. What trouble what it be for you? It's not like their forcing their beliefs down on you. Just like this thread for instance. It's not forcing you to accept that fundamentalists are know-nothing bigots.
I know that. It's just that I've seen mods are less hesitant to lock anti-religion threads thatn pro-religion threads, which bothers me.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!xTw1st4x
What's wrong with this one?
I know that. It's just that I've seen mods are less hesitant to lock anti-religion threads thatn pro-religion threads, which bothers me.ciredude
Ignore me then. I'm being an ass for selfish reasons. Sorry. :oops:
[QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!Oleg_Huzwog
What's wrong with this one?
You don't... I mean..
You gotta see what's wrong with... dead babies...
Y'know, I'm not even gonna try to convince you this is wrong. lol you're obviously either racist or entirely desensitized.
Or Christian I guess. :)
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!ciredude
What's wrong with this one?
You don't... I mean..
You gotta see what's wrong with... dead babies...
Y'know, I'm not even gonna try to convince you this is wrong. lol you're obviously either racist or entirely desensitized.
Or Christian I guess. :)
...or maybe someone who thinks there's a mighty big difference between acts committed by "Bronze Age tribesmen" and those committed by someone living in the 21st century?
Someone made a crappy revenge thread.Etheral_Filcher
I'm actually pretty sure it's being done sarcastically, so far at least. I think I saw the exact same list of Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
[QUOTE="Etheral_Filcher"]Someone made a crappy revenge thread.Oriental_Jams
I'm actually pretty sure it's being done sarcastically, so far at least. I think I saw the exact same list of Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
I hurriedly made my previous post before reading the thread to which I refered, After reading that thread, I agree. It HAS to be sarcasm.
[QUOTE="ciredude"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!Oleg_Huzwog
What's wrong with this one?
You don't... I mean..
You gotta see what's wrong with... dead babies...
Y'know, I'm not even gonna try to convince you this is wrong. lol you're obviously either racist or entirely desensitized.
Or Christian I guess. :)
...or maybe someone who thinks there's a mighty big difference between acts committed by "Bronze Age tribesmen" and those committed by someone living in the 21st century?
Nronze Age babies are babies nonetheless! :D
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. You kinda have to deny the existance of other gods, when your religion expressly says that their is only one. Anyone who is "outraged" by other opinions regarding christianity is a bad christian however. You should be proud in what you believe, and should defend it when necessary, but never should you force your beliefs on others or be insulted by those who choose another line of thought.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. Usually people are insulted by evolution because it goes against the idea that mankind is special, and the work of god. Evolution simply concludes that it was all one big accident. It's not so much the means through which men were created which is insulting, but the ideas that both beliefs create.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. Same as number one, really. Christians believe that there is only one good, so obviously they do indeed not agree with people who worship many. Triune God isnt really the same thing though, as it's rather three aspects of one god than the worship of many.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! Surely that's the old testament when God was defied as "the angry lord" and not associated with Christianity?
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Greek Gods have been all but proven mythical. I dont think thats the same thing at all. They even invented new gods when they realised a certain aspect of life didnt have one.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old. I dont think science has loopholes right now, but rather giant chasms. Look at the likes of string theory, which completely wipes the floor with so much modern science that many have believed to be the real deal thus far.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving." Personally i think that's a creation of the church, that we will all suffer in hell. Still, you could argue that it's a legitimate belief in terms of people rejecting the ideals of christianity as being loving and tolerant. You could interpret it as those who reject good morals and values, rather than just believing in god.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity. The whole point of religion is that it's based on faith. You dont need it do be proved at all, and anyone who actually IS a proper christian wouldnt bother trying to prove it.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God. That's not really a valid point; it's more hyperbole than anything else. The uses of prayer vary entirely from person to person.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian. Often very true.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.xTw1st4x
My attempt at a rebuttal. :P
[QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. You kinda have to deny the existance of other gods, when your religion expressly says that their is only one. Anyone who is "outraged" by other opinions regarding christianity is a bad christian however. You should be proud in what you believe, and should defend it when necessary, but never should you force your beliefs on others or be insulted by those who choose another line of thought.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. Usually people are insulted by evolution because it goes against the idea that mankind is special, and the work of god. Evolution simply concludes that it was all one big accident. It's not so much the means through which men were created which is insulting, but the ideas that both beliefs create.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. Same as number one, really. Christians believe that there is only one good, so obviously they do indeed not agree with people who worship many. Triune God isnt really the same thing though, as it's rather three aspects of one god than the worship of many.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! Surely that's the old testament when God was defied as "the angry lord" and not associated with Christianity?
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Greek Gods have been all but proven mythical. I dont think thats the same thing at all. They even invented new gods when they realised a certain aspect of life didnt have one.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old. I dont think science has loopholes right now, but rather giant chasms. Look at the likes of string theory, which completely wipes the floor with so much modern science that many have believed to be the real deal thus far.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving." Personally i think that's a creation of the church, that we will all suffer in hell. Still, you could argue that it's a legitimate belief in terms of people rejecting the ideals of christianity as being loving and tolerant. You could interpret it as those who reject good morals and values, rather than just believing in god.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity. The whole point of religion is that it's based on faith. You dont need it do be proved at all, and anyone who actually IS a proper christian wouldnt bother trying to prove it.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God. That's not really a valid point; it's more hyperbole than anything else. The uses of prayer vary entirely from person to person.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian. Often very true.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.Ninja-Hippo
My attempt at a rebuttal. :P
Uh-oh.
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]...or maybe someone who thinks there's a mighty big difference between acts committed by "Bronze Age tribesmen" and those committed by someone living in the 21st century?ciredude
Nronze Age babies are babies nonetheless! :D
Ancient history is ancient history. I'm not going to bat an eye over events described in the Old Testament any more so than I would those from the Iliad.
[QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Greek Gods have been all but proven mythical. I dont think thats the same thing at all. They even invented new gods when they realised a certain aspect of life didnt have one.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.Ninja-Hippo
My attempt at a rebuttal. :P
I like your responses to a lot of those. :)
Number 6, though, is something I often think about. It is true that Greek Gods are clearly fictional. Same with Egyptian Gods, Mayan, and many others.
It makes me almost positive that in the next few thousand years, humans will look back laughing at the ideas of Jesus, Allah, Buddah.
They'll be saying "Silly 21st century people who worshipped a pothead in sandals. We all know now that William Shatner is the true God!"
[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="ciredude"]It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)ciredude
Oh come on. :roll:
You could just ignore those threads. What trouble what it be for you? It's not like their forcing their beliefs down on you. Just like this thread for instance. It's not forcing you to accept that fundamentalists are know-nothing bigots.
I know that. It's just that I've seen mods are less hesitant to lock anti-religion threads thatn pro-religion threads, which bothers me.
Are you kidding? Mods let anti religion threads go until flaming starts. They are ALWAYS being posted in on OT.:roll:[QUOTE="ciredude"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="ciredude"]It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)LJS9502_basic
Oh come on. :roll:
You could just ignore those threads. What trouble what it be for you? It's not like their forcing their beliefs down on you. Just like this thread for instance. It's not forcing you to accept that fundamentalists are know-nothing bigots.
I know that. It's just that I've seen mods are less hesitant to lock anti-religion threads thatn pro-religion threads, which bothers me.
Are you kidding? Mods let anti religion threads go until flaming starts. They are ALWAYS being posted in on OT.:roll:Haha I was wondering when you would show up.
[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"][QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Greek Gods have been all but proven mythical. I dont think thats the same thing at all. They even invented new gods when they realised a certain aspect of life didnt have one.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.ciredude
My attempt at a rebuttal. :P
I like your responses to a lot of those. :)
Number 6, though, is something I often think about. It is true that Greek Gods are clearly fictional. Same with Egyptian Gods, Mayan, and many others.
It makes me almost positive that in the next few thousand years, humans will look back laughing at the ideas of Jesus, Allah, Buddah.
They'll be saying "Silly 21st century people who worshipped a pothead in sandals. We all know now that William Shatner is the true God!"
Or conversely.....look at as a primitive understanding of God.[QUOTE="ciredude"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="ciredude"]It sucks though because they never lock the "Do you love Jesus?" threads. Next time I see one I'm reporting it because its insulting to me. :)LJS9502_basic
Oh come on. :roll:
You could just ignore those threads. What trouble what it be for you? It's not like their forcing their beliefs down on you. Just like this thread for instance. It's not forcing you to accept that fundamentalists are know-nothing bigots.
I know that. It's just that I've seen mods are less hesitant to lock anti-religion threads thatn pro-religion threads, which bothers me.
Are you kidding? Mods let anti religion threads go until flaming starts. They are ALWAYS being posted in on OT.:roll:True. lol most get to like, 65 unneccessary pages.
But mine always get locked. :(
[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"][QUOTE="xTw1st4x"]
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Greek Gods have been all but proven mythical. I dont think thats the same thing at all. They even invented new gods when they realised a certain aspect of life didnt have one.
-Stolen from a facebook thread. Discuss.ciredude
My attempt at a rebuttal. :P
I like your responses to a lot of those. :)
Number 6, though, is something I often think about. It is true that Greek Gods are clearly fictional. Same with Egyptian Gods, Mayan, and many others.
It makes me almost positive that in the next few thousand years, humans will look back laughing at the ideas of Jesus, Allah, Buddah.
They'll be saying "Silly 21st century people who worshipped a pothead in sandals. We all know now that William Shatner is the true God!"
Did the jews have easy access to weed back in the day?
Must be your approach. Any reason you wish to be anti religion? I think it's best to let individuals believe what they wish.True. lol most get to like, 65 unneccessary pages.
But mine always get locked. :(
ciredude
[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="Kuhu"]That's nice I guess.....I was out living life.:DHaha I was wondering when you would show up.
ciredude
Oh btw, In Between Days came on as I read your post, so I'm pretty sure you're cursed.
Nah...it was just a sign...for you.:lol:I'm a Christian, but I don't really know what fundamentalism is. I would never try to push my religion onto anybody who doesn't agree with me, thats why I tend to stay clear of religous topics. I support the first ammendment 100%, and I say to each his own. From that list it seems as if a fundamentalist Christian is one who pushes all his or her believes onto everybody, so I guess I'm not one. omfg_its_dally
It's generally a literal belief. Ie Adam and Eve is not a metaphorical story; it's a fact. That's what happened. We're all descended from them. Hell is not an idea, it's a real place. And if you dont believe in god you're going there.
For example.
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