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#1 megahaloman64
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTt-xrdhYMQ

These are the wussiest cars ever made.

no offense if you drive any of these

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#2 gamerpipe
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTt-xrdhYMQ

These are the wussiest cars ever made.

megahaloman64
I just agree on the cube one, it always pisses me off, when I see it on the road. something wrong with it, not equal corners. seems like one of my drawings. the rest of the cars are fine
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#3 11Marcel
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Why isn't there one of those half-tank half-car SUV's? If you need that kind of a fortress around you, you're clearly scared of something.

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#4 fenwickhotmail
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Probably agree with the Cube and the Smart Car, but there's worse ones.
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#5 megahaloman64
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Why isn't there one of those half-tank half-car SUV's? If you need that kind of a fortress around you, you're clearly scared of something.

11Marcel

Well the difference between an suv and a smart car, is that you couldn't break an suv with one punch.

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#6 Pirate700
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How is the Fit not on there? You can park it in a closet. :lol:

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#7 gun-runner
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Stop being scared and driving cars, ride a motorcycle.. best feeling in the world
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#8 megahaloman64
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How is the Fit not on there? You can park it in a closet. :lol:

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You mean the Fiat? Its pretty old, thats why.

Fix

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#9 gamerpipe
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[QUOTE="11Marcel"]

Why isn't there one of those half-tank half-car SUV's? If you need that kind of a fortress around you, you're clearly scared of something.

megahaloman64

Well the difference between an suv and a smart car, is that you couldn't break an suv with one punch.

But you can trip it over and flip 10 times, with a swerve. youtube a video of a woman scared of a car undertook her from the right, and she just swerved little, and bam, the SUV was a wheel in its entirety.
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#10 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

How is the Fit not on there? You can park it in a closet. :lol:

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You mean the Fiat? Its pretty old, thats why.

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:| No I mean the Fit..........

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#11 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

How is the Fit not on there? You can park it in a closet. :lol:

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You mean the Fiat? Its pretty old, thats why.

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:| No I mean the Fit..........

Idk, never seen one on the road before.

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#12 joesh89
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Crap list tbh, and I cant disagree more with the Mini.

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#13 munu9
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[QUOTE="11Marcel"]

Why isn't there one of those half-tank half-car SUV's? If you need that kind of a fortress around you, you're clearly scared of something.

megahaloman64

Well the difference between an suv and a smart car, is that you couldn't break an suv with one punch.

And the people driving smart cars are probably way less likely to get in a car accident, what's your point?
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#14 Pirate700
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Crap list tbh, and I cant disagree more with the Mini.

joesh89

Yeah the list should have been as follows:

1. Smart
2. Fit
3. Prius
4. Miata
5. Scion anything

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#15 megahaloman64
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Next list I am making is top 10 or 20 manliest cars. Many American (if not all) cars will be up there

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#16 gamerpipe
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Next list I am making is top 10 or 20 manliest cars. Many American (if not all) cars will be up there

megahaloman64
yeah. lol, don't forget to include dodges.
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Stop being scared and driving cars, ride a motorcycle.. best feeling in the worldgun-runner
Yes. Motorcycles are obviously practical in colder climates, especially in the snow. And they've also been known to be able to ferry 3-7 passengers. No wonder why motorcycles are the obvious mode of transportation for everyone. You can even put a baby seat on the back!
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#18 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Next list I am making is top 10 or 20 manliest cars. Many American (if not all) cars will be up there

gamerpipe

yeah. lol, don't forget to include dodges.

I'll include the ram and the challenger

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#19 gun-runner
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[QUOTE="gun-runner"]Stop being scared and driving cars, ride a motorcycle.. best feeling in the worldFunkWeasel
Yes. Motorcycles are obviously practical in colder climates, especially in the snow. And they've also been known to be able to ferry 3-7 passengers. No wonder why motorcycles are the obvious mode of transportation for everyone. You can even put a baby seat on the back!

This isn't "how many people can you pile into a vehicle" thread, its wussiest cars. Also, not everyone lives in a cold climate, and even when you do it's fairly easy to ready them for winter. Enjoy your cage.
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#20 MrPraline
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[QUOTE="gun-runner"]Stop being scared and driving cars, ride a motorcycle.. best feeling in the worldFunkWeasel
Yes. Motorcycles are obviously practical in colder climates, especially in the snow. And they've also been known to be able to ferry 3-7 passengers. No wonder why motorcycles are the obvious mode of transportation for everyone. You can even put a baby seat on the back!

I see what you did etc.
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#21 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="gamerpipe"][QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Next list I am making is top 10 or 20 manliest cars. Many American (if not all) cars will be up there

megahaloman64

yeah. lol, don't forget to include dodges.

I'll include the ram and the challenger

Ram is a line of vehicles, no "a" vehicle.

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#22 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="gamerpipe"] yeah. lol, don't forget to include dodges. Pirate700

I'll include the ram and the challenger

Ram is a line of vehicles, no "a" vehicle.

I know that, just like the F series isn't a vehical.

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#23 FunkWeasel
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[QUOTE="FunkWeasel"][QUOTE="gun-runner"]Stop being scared and driving cars, ride a motorcycle.. best feeling in the worldgun-runner
Yes. Motorcycles are obviously practical in colder climates, especially in the snow. And they've also been known to be able to ferry 3-7 passengers. No wonder why motorcycles are the obvious mode of transportation for everyone. You can even put a baby seat on the back!

This isn't "how many people can you pile into a vehicle" thread, its wussiest cars. Also, not everyone lives in a cold climate, and even when you do it's fairly easy to ready them for winter. Enjoy your cage.

Enjoy going grocery shopping. And freezing your butt off. :P
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#24 gun-runner
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[QUOTE="FunkWeasel"][QUOTE="gun-runner"][QUOTE="FunkWeasel"] Yes. Motorcycles are obviously practical in colder climates, especially in the snow. And they've also been known to be able to ferry 3-7 passengers. No wonder why motorcycles are the obvious mode of transportation for everyone. You can even put a baby seat on the back!

This isn't "how many people can you pile into a vehicle" thread, its wussiest cars. Also, not everyone lives in a cold climate, and even when you do it's fairly easy to ready them for winter. Enjoy your cage.

Enjoy going grocery shopping. And freezing your butt off. :P

It's called saddle bags and a winter jacket.
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#25 metroidfood
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All cars are wussy. That's why real men ride bikes.

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#26 Words-of-Sorrow
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... Nobody else realise the text on the video says 'Top 10 Wussiest Cars'? :P

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No Volvo?
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#28 Pirate700
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No Volvo?ZookGuy
What's wussy about Volvo?

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#29 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="ZookGuy"]No Volvo?Pirate700

What's wussy about Volvo?

yea, what is?

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I disagree. If you buy a cheap Mini One of a Mini Cooper in some lame color and bother paying the extra for them to customise it for you, sure you can end up with a lame car. Plus, the bright yellow convertable model has become a staple of the young woman driver.

Get yourself a Mini Cooper S or a Mini Works and you've got yourself one badass car:

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[QUOTE="11Marcel"]

Why isn't there one of those half-tank half-car SUV's? If you need that kind of a fortress around you, you're clearly scared of something.

megahaloman64

Well the difference between an suv and a smart car, is that you couldn't break an suv with one punch.

You couldn't break a Smart Car with one punch either, they get very good crash test ratings :|

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#33 pis3rch
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I'll never understand the obsession with "manly" cars. Cars get me from point A to point B, i couldn't care less if i have some monstrous truck that takes up 2 lanes and gets .5 miles to the gallon or some tiny car that seats 2 people and can park in a closet.
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Why is the Prius on there? Kind of dumb really... Oh, and, by the way, I drive a BMW, not a Prius, so don't even start...
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Why is the Prius on there? Kind of dumb really... Oh, and, by the way, I drive a BMW, not a Prius, so don't even start...chessmaster1989
Why would the prius not be on there?

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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]Why is the Prius on there? Kind of dumb really... Oh, and, by the way, I drive a BMW, not a Prius, so don't even start...Pirate700

Why would the prius not be on there?

Why would it be? :?

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#37 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]Why is the Prius on there? Kind of dumb really... Oh, and, by the way, I drive a BMW, not a Prius, so don't even start...chessmaster1989

Why would the prius not be on there?

Why would it be? :?

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Why would the prius not be on there?

Pirate700

Why would it be? :?

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

So a car is wussy because it isn't obnoxiously loud, excessively large, and you personally don't like how it looks? And how do the owners change the nature of the car itself? Like I said, I'll never understand this macho-man car crap.
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#39 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

Why would it be? :?

pis3rch

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

So a car is wussy because it isn't obnoxiously loud, excessively large, and you personally don't like how it looks? And how do the owners change the nature of the car itself? Like I said, I'll never understand this macho-man car crap.

I don't recall saying anything about the noise. And nobody thinks Prius' look cool. So yeah, if it doesn't make power, doesn't look cool and is tiny that would be what a wussy car is. :|

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#40 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Why would the prius not be on there?

Pirate700

Why would it be? :?

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

You haven't met many Prius owners, have you? :lol:

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[QUOTE="pis3rch"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

Pirate700

So a car is wussy because it isn't obnoxiously loud, excessively large, and you personally don't like how it looks? And how do the owners change the nature of the car itself? Like I said, I'll never understand this macho-man car crap.

I don't recall saying anything about the noise. And nobody thinks Prius' look cool. So yeah, if it doesn't make power, doesn't look cool and is tiny that would be what a wussy car is. :|

My bad, i wasn't really sure what you meant by "makes no power," so i thought you might be talking about the engine being small and quiet versus one that is louder and more powerful.
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#42 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

chessmaster1989

You haven't met many Prius owners, have you? :lol:

I live in Kali. I'm in the land of the Prius my friend. :P

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So basically if the car is unnecessarily big, uses lots of fuel, is very loud and can't take corners it's manly. If it's compact, fuel efficient, silent and drives well it's a car for wussy's?

The manliest car for me would probably go to an australian pick up truck that I forgot the name of.

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#44 Pirate700
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So basically if the car is unnecessarily big, uses lots of fuel, is very loud and can't take corners it's manly. If it's compact, fuel efficient, silent and drives well it's a car for wussy's?

The manliest car for me would probably go to an australian pick up truck that I forgot the name of.

11Marcel

I think you are mistaking wussy and manly with crappy and good. Nobody is saying the cars on the list aren't good for getting someone from point A to point B.

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#45 11Marcel
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[QUOTE="11Marcel"]

So basically if the car is unnecessarily big, uses lots of fuel, is very loud and can't take corners it's manly. If it's compact, fuel efficient, silent and drives well it's a car for wussy's?

The manliest car for me would probably go to an australian pick up truck that I forgot the name of.

Pirate700

I think you are mistaking wussy and manly with crappy and good. Nobody is saying the cars on the list aren't good for getting someone from point A to point B.

I didn't imply that. I didn't even mention the words crappy or good.

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#46 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="11Marcel"]

So basically if the car is unnecessarily big, uses lots of fuel, is very loud and can't take corners it's manly. If it's compact, fuel efficient, silent and drives well it's a car for wussy's?

The manliest car for me would probably go to an australian pick up truck that I forgot the name of.

11Marcel

I think you are mistaking wussy and manly with crappy and good. Nobody is saying the cars on the list aren't good for getting someone from point A to point B.

I didn't imply that. I didn't even mention the words crappy or good.

I know you didn't. But the bottom line is the cars in that list are wussy. Period. There is no point trying to defend them on that. They are wussy in every single aspect. Some here seem to be taking offense (not saying you are) to the list.

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Whats wrong with a prius? I'd drive one.

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#48 11Marcel
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I just think smaller cars are awesome. I'd imagine a very generic sedan that does everything for you (practically driving for you) being more wussy than a mini cooper.

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I disagree with mini part but overall it was a good list.
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

It looks like a little turd, and makes no power. It's also the size of a hotweels car. To top it off, the bulk of it's owners put it over the top of wussy-dom. It was THE poster-child for wuss until the Smart came out.

Pirate700

You haven't met many Prius owners, have you? :lol:

I live in Kali. I'm in the land of the Prius my friend. :P

I lived in Palo Alto... I can sure as hell tell you that Prius owners in general sure as hell don't fit your description. ;)

Oh, and, by the way, I'd take a Prius over an ugly-****ing SUV any day.