UK Islamic cleric bans women from touching p**** shaped foods

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#51 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Islam is [...] crazy and stupid.PWSteal_Ldpinch

You [...] and a "klansman" [...] Did it finally [...] upon [...] Islam [...]

How does one do it upon Islam?

Is that the name of a new position?

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#52 Communist_Soul
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But if a guy touches he won't he get penis thoughts too? So no cucumbers for anyone!

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#53 BossPerson
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I think Islamic Clerics are fascinating just because unlike other religious leaders and political figures, they don't move forward with the times. No, they go WAY the f*** backwards.

While people like the Pope and Dalai Lama embrace societal change and cultural reforms and twitter to try and stay in, these guys are doing the opposite and urging people to do the stupidest things.

I don't want to insult another culture, and I'm all for Islam and people who believe in it, but the clerics who say things like that are idiots, and if they find p**** shaped foods to be a problem, then they spend WAY too much time thinking about d*** shapes.

In all fairness, its not like THE leader or main figurehead is saying this stuff, but its really dumb that people have to report this as news when its just some crazy guy trying to get all this to happen pretty much.

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Islam is predicated on a text that is supposed to be the perfect and unaltered word of god... moving forward would generally require that be abandoned. In Islam the tendency is going to be adherence to the Quran as much as possible, and it IS a fairly old document, written in a time that was... crazy and stupid.

liberalization to some extent, mordernization can be allowed under the Quran. This cucumber business has no real justification in the Quran, its just some dumbass sheik trying exercise contro over people

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#54 CRS98
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Not like he has any actual power.
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#56 alexside1
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Am i wrong to laugh at this?
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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Islam is [...] crazy and stupid.PWSteal_Ldpinch

You called me a bigot and a "klansman" for saying something along those lines. What made you change your view? Did it finally dawn upon you that Islam is not an ethnicity?

Holy quote mining batman. Or should I say Klansman?
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#58 Frame_Dragger
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[QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]

I think Islamic Clerics are fascinating just because unlike other religious leaders and political figures, they don't move forward with the times. No, they go WAY the f*** backwards.

While people like the Pope and Dalai Lama embrace societal change and cultural reforms and twitter to try and stay in, these guys are doing the opposite and urging people to do the stupidest things.

I don't want to insult another culture, and I'm all for Islam and people who believe in it, but the clerics who say things like that are idiots, and if they find p**** shaped foods to be a problem, then they spend WAY too much time thinking about d*** shapes.

In all fairness, its not like THE leader or main figurehead is saying this stuff, but its really dumb that people have to report this as news when its just some crazy guy trying to get all this to happen pretty much.

Islam is predicated on a text that is supposed to be the perfect and unaltered word of god... moving forward would generally require that be abandoned. In Islam the tendency is going to be adherence to the Quran as much as possible, and it IS a fairly old document, written in a time that was... crazy and stupid.

I feel like it should be ok for them to not read into it so literally and stay stuck in the past.

At the very least, there are some changes happening that don't necessarily break any of the more ambiguous rules in Islam, and these Sheik guys are just crazies no one has to listen to anyways.

The muslims I know tend to do just that, but just like any religion clerics and politians try to out-holy each other. Most muslims I've met don't try to be, or pretend to be perfect... never mind live exactly like Muhammed. It's one of the great fallacies of Islamophobia that because the Quran says something, that's what every Muslim is doing RIGHT NOW.

A pal of my, Hahmed, became uncomfortable talking about the idea of contradictions in the Quran... so that respect for it never seems to go. That said, he prayed, he made his pilgramage, gave charity, etc... and his wife was a totally functional and indipendant person. He drank once or twice, and when I asked him about it he said that god was merciful, and he tried his best. I think this is how MOST religious people get on with life, but clerics? Priests?... well... they have to be uber-holy.
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#59 Frame_Dragger
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[QUOTE="majoras_wrath"][QUOTE="PWSteal_Ldpinch"]

Islam is [...] crazy and stupid.Frame_Dragger

You called me a bigot and a "klansman" for saying something along those lines. What made you change your view? Did it finally dawn upon you that Islam is not an ethnicity?

Holy quote mining batman. Or should I say Klansman?

Heh... he's upset... it'll pass.
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#60 RGDT021
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They shouldn't be touching it anyway... mouth only!

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Are they allowed to touch actual winkies, but not vegetables that look like winkies?

And I assume men have to forgo foods that resemble a lady's front bum?

*puts down clam*

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#62 lamprey263
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reminds me of that scene from Superbad, where he's banned from eating penis like foods... "you know what foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds"
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#63 majoras_wrath
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Are they allowed to touch actual winkies, but not vegetables that look like winkies?

And I assume men have to forgo foods that resemble a lady's front bum?

*puts down clam*

poptart
:D I laughed far too hard
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#64 hippiesanta
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Cleric should not touch oyster and hamburger................or second thought...just give him ham-burger
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#65 ferrari2001
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The moral of the story is she shouldn't have been touching penis shaped foods. Her own fault.
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Are they allowed to touch actual winkies, but not vegetables that look like winkies?

And I assume men have to forgo foods that resemble a lady's front bum?

*puts down clam*

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:lol: aaaahahaha... :lol:

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I feel like it should be ok for them to not read into it so literally and stay stuck in the past.

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Islam doesn't work that way.
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What is it with religious officials being OBSESSED with sex? They're the only ones who seem to have a weird, unhealthy attitude to it.
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[QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Islam is predicated on a text that is supposed to be the perfect and unaltered word of god... moving forward would generally require that be abandoned. In Islam the tendency is going to be adherence to the Quran as much as possible, and it IS a fairly old document, written in a time that was... crazy and stupid.Frame_Dragger

I feel like it should be ok for them to not read into it so literally and stay stuck in the past.

At the very least, there are some changes happening that don't necessarily break any of the more ambiguous rules in Islam, and these Sheik guys are just crazies no one has to listen to anyways.

The muslims I know tend to do just that, but just like any religion clerics and politians try to out-holy each other. Most muslims I've met don't try to be, or pretend to be perfect... never mind live exactly like Muhammed. It's one of the great fallacies of Islamophobia that because the Quran says something, that's what every Muslim is doing RIGHT NOW.

A pal of my, Hahmed, became uncomfortable talking about the idea of contradictions in the Quran... so that respect for it never seems to go. That said, he prayed, he made his pilgramage, gave charity, etc... and his wife was a totally functional and indipendant person. He drank once or twice, and when I asked him about it he said that god was merciful, and he tried his best. I think this is how MOST religious people get on with life, but clerics? Priests?... well... they have to be uber-holy.

Dude, even clerics and priests are good... you just need to steer away from those that make it to the news is all. Just look at Al-Albani or Avicenna. It's a way of life... not ****ing cucumbers.
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#70 Frame_Dragger
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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]

I feel like it should be ok for them to not read into it so literally and stay stuck in the past.

At the very least, there are some changes happening that don't necessarily break any of the more ambiguous rules in Islam, and these Sheik guys are just crazies no one has to listen to anyways.

Victorious_Fize

The muslims I know tend to do just that, but just like any religion clerics and politians try to out-holy each other. Most muslims I've met don't try to be, or pretend to be perfect... never mind live exactly like Muhammed. It's one of the great fallacies of Islamophobia that because the Quran says something, that's what every Muslim is doing RIGHT NOW.

A pal of my, Hahmed, became uncomfortable talking about the idea of contradictions in the Quran... so that respect for it never seems to go. That said, he prayed, he made his pilgramage, gave charity, etc... and his wife was a totally functional and indipendant person. He drank once or twice, and when I asked him about it he said that god was merciful, and he tried his best. I think this is how MOST religious people get on with life, but clerics? Priests?... well... they have to be uber-holy.

Dude, even clerics and priests are good... you just need to steer away from those that make it to the news is all. Just look at Al-Albani or Avicenna. It's a way of life... not ****ing cucumbers.

I should be clear, not ALL... not even most. I mean those who are trying to "out-pious" each other... it's there in every religion I can think of. If it makes you feel any better, truly... most people DO understand that this is NOT representative of Islam, or Muslims. Shіt is said, but most won't make the leap from a few nuts to 1.6 billion people.

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What is a courgette? I've never heard of it...
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#72 Frame_Dragger
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What is a courgette? I've never heard of it...The-Apostle
It's another word (usually UK/Ireland) for Zuchinni. Pron: "koor-zhett"
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#73 DigitalExile
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'resemble the male penis

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Muslim women should only eat foods resembling the female penis...

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#74 OmenUK
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[QUOTE="gamertylers"]

'resemble the male penis

DigitalExile

Muslim women should only eat foods resembling the female penis...




So it is you that keeps looking up all the Burka's as they come through custome eh :)

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#75 gamertylers
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Am i wrong to laugh at this?alexside1
No. The guy's clearly crazy and in no way represents the whole. Laugh away.