Unicorn Lair Discovered in DPRK

Yes that's right. The lair of the Unicorn rode by King Tongmyong has been found.

www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Article is like the 16th down on the list. There isn't a direct link since the website is stuck in the early 90s.

Very soon Kim Jong Un will summon an fleet of unicorns.

You guys make fun of me for reading DPRK news but if I didn't I'd miss out on this news. And so would you.

I can't tell if you're serious with all this NK stuff lately...

I can't tell if you're serious with all this NK stuff lately...

Pirate700

lately? this is my only DPRK thread ever I think

Uhhh is this real? I'm kinda getting this not real feel going.

Uhhh is this real? I'm kinda getting this not real feel going.

Vickman178

[QUOTE="Vickman178"]

Uhhh is this real? I'm kinda getting this not real feel going.

JML897

The article is not hugely unreasonable when you read it.

I'm a unicorn, just come visit me for a discovery.

I'm a unicorn, just come visit me for a discovery.

sune_Gem

But do you have a lair?

I'm a unicorn, just come visit me for a discovery.

sune_Gem

I don't think changelings count.

They called US Air Force pilots "Air Pirates".

That's hilarious.

Uhhh is this real? I'm kinda getting this not real feel going.

Vickman178

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

I'm a unicorn, just come visit me for a discovery.

WiiCubeM1

I don't think changelings count.

That means I can be anything...

:twisted:

But do you have a lair?

Storm_Marine

Yes. I have a hatchery and a training room for my creatures too.

"Invincible might of KPA air force"

1: Have "victories" that only consist of civilian airliners and reconnaisance aircraft

2: Be almost entirely comprised of Mid-Cold War era aircraft

3: ?????

4: Invincibility!

Truly, North Korea is Best Korea.

want a real mind fu*k?

read their report on 9/11.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

now with unicorns

no longer il

now with unicorns

no longer il

SirWander

want a real mind fu*k?

read their report on 9/11.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

frannkzappa

that text...it burns my retinas

[QUOTE="frannkzappa"]

want a real mind fu*k?

read their report on 9/11.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

wis3boi

that text...it burns my retinas

wait... mine or North Korea's?

:lol: I loved this in the article claiming a Bangladeshi paper wrote this on Kim Jong Il...

The paper said that the world lost the most outstanding great man with the unexpected passing of Kim Jong Il.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Here's another gem about NK's rejection of "UN human rights resolution"...

The Western forces are blindly following the U.S. hostile policy toward the DPRK out of inveterate repugnance toward its socialist system. Every year they resort to absurd political chicanery to play down the daily increasing international prestige of the DPRK.

^If you ignore all the ultra-depressing aspects of North Korea they're pretty adorable.

^If you ignore all the ultra-depressing aspects of North Korea they're pretty adorable.

JML897

Korean News?

:lol:

I just got done reading an article from them essentially saying the US and Japan are currently having meetings to take over Asia. :lol:

I just got done reading an article from them essentially saying the US and Japan are currently having meetings to take over Asia. :lol:

Pirate700

too bad it isnt true.

:lol: I loved this in the article claiminga Bangladeshi paper wrote this on Kim Jong Il...

The paper said that the world lost the most outstanding great man with the unexpected passing of Kim Jong Il.

Pirate700

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

there are lots of Communist newpapers and stuff all over the world that are Pro-DPRK.

Pirate's anti-KCNA bias is beginning to show.