Urban Dictionary your name.

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

it also means "little king" in Irish roots

Thank you for making me do this. It made me feel 1000000 times better about myself. lol

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

it also means "little king" in Irish roots

MarioRPGer

Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.Urban Dictionary

• A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life.
• The hawtest guy in school that gets all the girls.

8)

BeanTownBrown86

Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

it's scary how accurate this is

michael_1234576

Felt the same way lol Especially since my ex just left me.

Colton

Some one who is very chill
or laid back

A Spartan Warrior.8)

-Josh

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)

I only smell good when I'm not sweaty :P

I reccommend looking it up yourself, though :lol:

First Entry

Joseph

A Man's man. Extremely awesome.

Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffalo wings! What a joseph!

- - -

Best Entry

Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

Jeremy-

mark

no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!

my other one sunny which is like what my parents call me because im always happy is

a guy with a monster (insert male private part)

Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Whoa!!!

Brandy

• that act of being supa fly (Damn right!).

• A Girl Who's Crazy, Yet loving, caring, and will **** you up if you touched her. Does love sex, porn, but is very smart, always pretty, and witty, ussualy a **** but is the best kind of girl. Ussualy is a **** magnent.(100% Truth.)

• Typically the name of a girl who is stunningly beautiful, smart, easy to talk to and the kind of person you can stay up half the night with. Always a good loving person.(Hot or sexy works but stunningly beautiful is a little too much)

lol! All of that is unbelievably accurate. I'm sure some of the members here who know me would laugh their ass of if I showed them.

I remember doing this couple a weeks ago at school. It said I was handsome and had big you know what. It says positive things for most people names though.

• Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

• Vlad's are medium hight and they are pretty cute. He is funny well at least thinks he is. he likes girls that have curves. and that is pretty much all he is.

Wuz up vlad, homie??

• A mysterious cookie making bunny

Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!

I like the third one. It's also the most accurate.

I couldn't help but lol at the last two...

Ryan -

* a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

* A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your **** ass if u **** with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

* a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

Andrew- Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser. That is true.aerial6790

i got the same thing :o

P.S. i'm andrew too :P

Daniel..the entry is pretty damn long, but pretty damn accurate.

[spoiler] This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.Daniel. Nothing else can describe him. [/spoiler]

Ahmed

1. Ahmed is a popular Muslim name, but now is associated with Big Brother's Ahmed and the legendary song of A-H-M-E-D; i.e., A: Amazing, H: Hero, M: Mega or Magnificient, E: Easy and D: Delirious.

2. An exotic blend of old holborn tobacco and high grade cannabis. Only avaliable from West Hendon. Usually smoked in a large joint.

Do you wanna roll some ahmed?

this Ahmed joint is the nicest i've ever had!

Awesome :lol:

Oleg is a ****in' name which means "holy". All you stupid haters on here wish you had a name like Oleg. As far as being a ****.. you peepz don't even know how to define the term "****". The person that said the name Oleg means "Molster", I think you're spending too much time on the internet, and need to go out and get a life. All of you are just a bunch of haters. GROW UP! Oh yeah, my name is OLEG. And I think is pimp cause it's not your everyday AMERICAN **** NAME.
That kid Oleg is so pimp. Yes, I agree.Definition of Oleg

Alrighty.

Jordan A different word for very large ***** :?rockguy92

Ben:

-a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true (censor word). long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley

-One who has insanely large ****. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.

Ooh my :oops:

Rob The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match. Pretty much.

This is the third and best entry for my name, the first one is similar but not as good.

Derek

"One sexy lad with a smoken hot body; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large (censored); Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older"

Top that. ;)

Hmm.. did you know if typed Urban Dictionary as a .com, GS censors it?

"A toxic Mexican candy that comes in the form of sugar or powder. The containers they come in have a picture of a cholo duck in sunglasses, the duck is presumed to be Hispanic. There are 3 flavors of Lucas that I know of. The first is limon flavored Lucas, it's the most toxic of the flavors and will destroy your tongue with it's sourness and bitterness. The second is acidito flavored Lucas (or Super Lucas), it's a hot flavor that if you eat too much of it you will likely vomit. The third is called Baby Lucas which has a tangy taste and it is my least favorite because it doesn't have any health hazards as far as I know. Lucas is usually found in Mexican stores in the Southwest United States and in Ice-Cream vans."

Oh my god... :lol:

Hmm.. did you know if typed Urban Dictionary as a .com, GS censors it?

JustPlainLucas

I was not aware.

Mike- a gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around **** (censored due to pedophilic tendency)

****

Sorry.... can't share my name online.

Nick:

1. the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
2. the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased
3. A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear

:lol:

the urban dictionary is the word of god

1. Raymond

A male that is wanted by every women who has ever seen him. Gets boned very often and has a VERY large penis He's extremely good looking and one of the funniest kids in the USA. He has the most gorgeos eyes in the world and has been told on more than one occasion that he should try out for playgirl when he reaches the age of 18. Total playa and pimp. Completely loaded with cash and gives money to all if they ask and are his friend.

That kid is a complete Raymond.

:oops: aw shucks

Patrick

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. :P

Mr_Manikin52

He's good at everything he does and he knows it. Has his sh*t together and expects the same of others. He's sexy, strong, smart and freakin' fearless. He loves to shoot and hunt and rarely misses his target. He's a little bit country and a lot James Bond. Don't mess with him because he'll straighten your ass out before you ever even see him coming. He loves his guns, his bike, his beer and his woman...and not necessarily in that order... You would want him for your bodyguard, in and out of bed.

--In antique Rome, the man who hooked up with Cleopatra while she was Jules Cesar's woman.

--a very sexy, funny, sweet , intelligent and caring man that knows how to keep his girl satisfied in every single way. A man women would give their left boob to have and their right boob to keep.

Interesting...