Uselss Skills

never heard of a useless skill .......gubrushadow

"An ability that most people do not possess, that has no practical application."

There are plenty of those unless you're of the persuasion that every ability has a use, we just need to find it. Though I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a use for some of the stuff listed here, such as: "I can lift my leg and place it behind my neck" - entropyecho

Though I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a use for some of the stuff listed here, such as: "I can lift my leg and place it behind my neck" - entropyecho

Nagru

Sure, you say that now, but when a group of highly-advanced and armed aliens beam down onto Earth one day and harass you with rayguns demanding that you put your foot behind your head, then you'll really regret thinking this.

:|

i can skin any animal

or hit target at 200 m with AK

(and i am pacifist) :?

I'm good at making medicore GTA IVmachinimas. I'm good at playing video games at a medicore level.

I know a lot of useless knowledge, that noone ever seems to wanna hear/talk about.

[QUOTE="Nagru"]

Though I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a use for some of the stuff listed here, such as: "I can lift my leg and place it behind my neck" - entropyecho

MetroidPrimePwn

Sure, you say that now, but when a group of highly-advanced and armed aliens beam down onto Earth one day and harass you with rayguns demanding that you put your foot behind your head, then you'll really regret thinking this.

:|

I have a friend who's heavily into dancing, and she can stretch like this at a whim. I remember at a party she was sitting on a chair, and had her feet resting on a coffee table, but her legs blocked off the hallway to the living room, whenever someone wanted to get past, she just lazily lifted her legs and touched her knees to her face. Needlees to say, the more I drank, the hotter it looked. ;)

Bluestorm-Kalas

Woah, dude, I have a friend who is seriously EXACTLY like that. The dancing, the flexibility, the "able to show it off pretty much unintentionally without putting any effort into showing it off", the me being incredibly attracted to it at times, everything.

It's not totally useless but I'm good at solving other people's problems. Usually no matter what it is

I can say the alphabet forwards and backwards in under 10 seconds. Luckily I've never had to try it drunk.

[QUOTE="yentlequible"]I can suck a spaghetti noodle up my nose and pull it out my mouth... ha ha Now try telling me that's not a useless skillcdav89

That's as disgusting as it is awesome. I'd like to know how you learned this skill.

i can skin any animal

or hit target at 200 m with AK

(and i am pacifist) :?

pecanin

I'm an amazing lover. Why is this a useless skill you ask? Because I'm a virgin.

I am great at writing my thoughts on OT, but in real life I can't even get a sentence out to save my life! useless.

[QUOTE="Nevlim"][QUOTE="snowman6251"]

What useless skills do you have. I can solve a Rubicks Cube. Kinda cool in a nerdy sort of way but no practical application.

RAMRODtheMASTER

[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"][QUOTE="Nevlim"] I don't think thats useless, I've been trying for 3 years and I still can't complate more than 3 sides of it :xLaMont4553

Yeah, but you know what the number one reason for dropped passes is? Receivers being afraid about the impending hit.

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"][QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"] I commend you both because I gave up after five minutes. :P Usless skills, let's see... I have double jointed and incredibly flexible thumbs. I guess their only practical use is getting out of restraints like handcuffs, so in the end rather useless.theone86

Yeah, but you know what the number one reason for dropped passes is? Receivers being afraid about the impending hit.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"] You could be a great reciever. Flexible hands helps NFL Wide recievers. So do big hands. In fact, I heard that if the hand size of a person getting drafted isn't at least 9 inches, their draft stock will drop tremendously.LaMont4553

Yeah, but you know what the number one reason for dropped passes is? Receivers being afraid about the impending hit.

Yeah, but what I'm saying, and this might just be presumption on my part, but NFL pros who are 230+ lbs and work out ceremoniously drop passes because they fear the hit, you're telling somone you know on the internet they might make a good NFL receiver, you see where I'm going with this? It's like that clip from not another teen movie (yeah, terrible movie) where the QB throws to the skinny kid because he thinks he's got heart and he ends up being eviscerated by two humongous players.

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Yeah, but you know what the number one reason for dropped passes is? Receivers being afraid about the impending hit.

Yeah, but what I'm saying, and this might just be presumption on my part, but NFL pros who are 230+ lbs and work out ceremoniously drop passes because they fear the hit, you're telling somone you know on the internet they might make a good NFL receiver, you see where I'm going with this? It's like that clip from not another teen movie (yeah, terrible movie) where the QB throws to the skinny kid because he thinks he's got heart and he ends up being eviscerated by two humongous players.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"] Well yea but I'm sure the 350 pund linemen in the NFL aren't afraid of that. they just can't catch at all, that's why tight ends are so valued.LaMont4553

Yeah, but what I'm saying, and this might just be presumption on my part, but NFL pros who are 230+ lbs and work out ceremoniously drop passes because they fear the hit, you're telling somone you know on the internet they might make a good NFL receiver, you see where I'm going with this? It's like that clip from not another teen movie (yeah, terrible movie) where the QB throws to the skinny kid because he thinks he's got heart and he ends up being eviscerated by two humongous players.

Yeah, OK, go lift weights religiously and then come back and tell me how easy it is. Second, I'm pretty sure some of the smaller NFl recievers are around 200-215, standards are changing.

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Yeah, but what I'm saying, and this might just be presumption on my part, but NFL pros who are 230+ lbs and work out ceremoniously drop passes because they fear the hit, you're telling somone you know on the internet they might make a good NFL receiver, you see where I'm going with this? It's like that clip from not another teen movie (yeah, terrible movie) where the QB throws to the skinny kid because he thinks he's got heart and he ends up being eviscerated by two humongous players.

Yeah, OK, go lift weights religiously and then come back and tell me how easy it is. Second, I'm pretty sure some of the smaller NFl recievers are around 200-215, standards are changing.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"] Well firstly, most nfl recivers are around the 200 pound range. And all they really have to do is put work in the weight room to be that big. I mean, anybody can lift weights religiously. look at randy Moss. the dude is naturally a twig. sure he's athletic as hell, but that's some natural skill and some years of weight training (Okay, a lot of natural skill, but whatever). And randy moss has big flexible hands just as this kid says he has. So it's just an underlying thing to work towards, making his ahnds flexible not tottally useless. Do you see where i'm going?LaMont4553

Yeah, OK, go lift weights religiously and then come back and tell me how easy it is. Second, I'm pretty sure some of the smaller NFl recievers are around 200-215, standards are changing.

Again, perhaps I'm generalizing, but you're talking to people on an internet forum, you shouldn't assume they can take to weightlifitng the same way someone who's been playing sports their entire life would.

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Yeah, OK, go lift weights religiously and then come back and tell me how easy it is. Second, I'm pretty sure some of the smaller NFl recievers are around 200-215, standards are changing.

theone86

Again, perhaps I'm generalizing, but you're talking to people on an internet forum, you shouldn't assume they can take to weightlifitng the same way someone who's been playing sports their entire life would.

I guarantee you if the skinniest, shortest,most unathleticdude on here that is in HS went to the weight room and lifted right and ate right and dedicated themselves to the weight room every day, if they went out for football or maybe even hockey or basketball, or pretty much anything besides baseball, which takes years of training, and golf, which takes no athleticism, they wouldn't be half bad. I mean, they may not be any college recruit or be legendary, but at least they could say they played a sport at a high level in HS.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"] Not really, the smaller receivers like Desean jackson are still 180, and the bigger ones, like Andre johnon, are around 220. Anyhow, to prove your point wrong, I have been my whole life. I play HS football, and have been playing football for many years. I gained 30 pounds just this year from getting a trainer and dedicating myself to the weight room. I went from starting my Freshmen year at 170, to 200 pounds and counting. and it's not like my dad is any big dude, my Dad's like 6'2" and 190 with a gut! It helps you tremendously in football. I was supposed to be on JV this year, well I was a 2 way starter on Varsity, and i'm only a sophomore. Really, it's not that hard to lift weights, body builders are friggin useless other than lifting. And all you have to do is dedicate yourself to the weight room and everything else will come to you 400% easier than it would if you didn't lift weights. Athletically speaking, at least.LaMont4553

Again, perhaps I'm generalizing, but you're talking to people on an internet forum, you shouldn't assume they can take to weightlifitng the same way someone who's been playing sports their entire life would.

I guarantee you if the skinniest, shortest,most unathleticdude on here that is in HS went to the weight room and lifted right and ate right and dedicated themselves to the weight room every day, if they went out for football or maybe even hockey or basketball, or pretty much anything besides baseball, which takes years of training, and golf, which takes no athleticism, they wouldn't be half bad. I mean, they may not be any college recruit or be legendary, but at least they could say they played a sport at a high level in HS.

Again, it's not that easy for everyone, maybe you just take to it, but not everyone's exactly like you.

[QUOTE="LaMont4553"]

[QUOTE="theone86"]

Again, perhaps I'm generalizing, but you're talking to people on an internet forum, you shouldn't assume they can take to weightlifitng the same way someone who's been playing sports their entire life would.

theone86

I guarantee you if the skinniest, shortest,most unathleticdude on here that is in HS went to the weight room and lifted right and ate right and dedicated themselves to the weight room every day, if they went out for football or maybe even hockey or basketball, or pretty much anything besides baseball, which takes years of training, and golf, which takes no athleticism, they wouldn't be half bad. I mean, they may not be any college recruit or be legendary, but at least they could say they played a sport at a high level in HS.

Again, it's not that easy for everyone, maybe you just take to it, but not everyone's exactly like you.

Well I can hardly believe that. It all depends on your mental strength. If you wanna do something bad enough, and put your mind to it, just about anything within reason can happen. Believe me, I'm no athletic beast naturally.

IS being good to video games uselss?

i have an uncanny ability to recognize people's faces. one time i saw this girl in a grocery store. then i saw her again downtown vancouver a week later. i also remember faces of kids in my class that consist of like 100 students even after i haven't seen them in a few monthslonewolf604

I can move my nose(flaps?) without touching anything. And I can do a good Owl impression..the sound they make that is:P

i have an uncanny ability to recognize people's faces. one time i saw this girl in a grocery store. then i saw her again downtown vancouver a week later. i also remember faces of kids in my class that consist of like 100 students even after i haven't seen them in a few monthslonewolf604

I can roll a coin across my fingers. I also have a very good ear for accents.