Recently, director Uwe Boll made a few statements about Michael Bay (Transformers), stating: "I am not a *beep* retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in that business." Bay responded by calling Boll "a sad being."
Apparently, that hurt Boll's feelings, because he has now released another video, challenging Bay to a boxing match. This isn't the first time Boll did something like this. He previously challenged five critics to boxing, beating all of them with ease. Videos of the fights will appear on the "Postal" DVD release.
Watch the video below to see what Boll's plans for boxing Bay and enjoy such priceless gems like: "I think that this day in Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas we will clear it up who is the better director."
Here is Uwe Bolls first statement:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY
Here is response from Michael Bay and Eli Roth http://www.flixster.com/news/2008/04/09/michael-bay-and-eli-roth-respo nd-to-uwe-bolls-comments
And here is the poster: http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/bayvsboll.jpg
And here is the Uwe Bolls challenge to Michael Bay(hilarious):
Oh my god. I need seats to that match. Uwe is just too funny. Like in his first statement when he said "I'm am not a retard I was in tears. Too funny.freek666
I agree, as I director Boll deserves to be imprisoned. But as a comedian, hot damn! Grab me some popcorn!
Boll reminds me of that kid. You know that kid. The one who cant take critizism, thinks everything he does is gold, and then when someone else does better than him resolves to punching the kid from behind without warning.
Uwe Boll would totally own Michael Bay. I mean, he totally knows more about fighting than Michael Bay. The action scenes in In the Name of the King were amazing :P
Uwe Boll needs to get a life. Any time someone says that hes a hack or that they don't like his films... he challenges them to a boxing match.... :(Moroes
Are you afraid he will come after you? :P Anyways, I loved the video where he criticizes the amateur videos made by people who signed the anti-boll petition. :lol:
[QUOTE="teh_destroyer"]maybe there is a flash game for it somewhere online..................cell_dweller
If not, we should probably make one...I'm sure there's someone on this forum that could do it. uwe boll being punched in the face would be my new avatar :P.
youre a s***** director, so why dont we box it out? wtf? okay Uwe... why dont you try to battle him on common ground like direct a movie with the same script and see whose turns out better? that guy is starting to get annoying..
"im sure you think your super cool with your ******* muy thai ******* with your 500 dollar a day trainer"
jeez this guy is great. Ill be honest, though, I saw him in an interview on G4 and he seemed a pretty chill guy. His only flaw seems to be his rampant smack talk.
Can someone stop this guy? He is the worst thing to happen to film, or even the planet earth. Why can't he just go away and we never hear from him again? Michael Bay isn't my favorite director, but when compared to Boll, Michael Bay is in a much higher league. Boll has destroyed many of our game franchises movie translations, the longer he is in the industry the more time he will have to destroy every last one of them. I wouldn't mind if video game based movies never got made, as long as that man doesn't touch them.
That German law that pretty much makes whatever crappy movie he makes profitable for him and his producers alone should be done with. The people who made that law are pretty much to blame for all of this, if Uwe Boll was an American and operating with only American laws, he would have been kicked out of the industry long ago. On the topic of his challenge to Michael Bay, I hope he takes it. Someone needs to put this guy in his place. The only reason Boll won against those critics was because they were told it was a stunt and that they weren't really going to fight.
Let me guess, they're both releasing movies around that time, and this boxing match is a huge publicity stunt. If this actually happens, both of these guy's deserve to get their asses kicked.
Wouldn't you just love to see Bay kick his ass? He couldn't though sadly, as Boll boxes as a hobby and is therefore already good enough at it to beat anyone who's never done it before, hence why he wiped the flaw with the critics who chose to fight him.
i remeber i was eating something and watching tv and i was watching an interview on him, on some crappy movie he made...I literally lost my appetite, thats how much i hate this guy.
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