Virginity

I was older than most, 18. We were camping.

Nothing about the actual event was really funny...

But I did almost let her walk on a snake.... A REAL snake... Perv...

She's never let me hear the end of that one...
lord_mordain

[QUOTE="lord_mordain"]I was older than most, 18. We were camping.

Nothing about the actual event was really funny...

But I did almost let her walk on a snake.... A REAL snake... Perv...

She's never let me hear the end of that one...
mmogoon

Never have...which makes the fact that my wife keeps telling me that I have 2 sons with her....quite perplexing....:?Omni-Slash

[QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="Omni-Slash"]Never have...which makes the fact that my wife keeps telling me that I have 2 sons with her....quite perplexing....:?Omni-Slash

I was still in my mothers womb8)aaaaarrrrggggg

I lost it to some whore named Jackie when I was twelve. ;)XBebop

My first time was so horrible that I don't even count it. We went at it for about 20 seconds before she said "Maybe we should do this some other time..."buckfush311

I was 16 in the front seat of my GF's car. We were parked in a new neighborhood that was under construction. Just as we finished a car pulled into the cul de sac where we were parked. We thought it was the police, but it was just two teens also looking to get their freak on.
tequilasunriser

I was 16 in the front seat of my GF's car. We were parked in a new neighborhood that was under construction. Just as we finished a car pulled into the cul de sac where we were parked. We thought it was the police, but it was just two teens also looking to get their freak on.
 tequilasunriser

15, haven't lost it yet.FrozeN__54

[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]I was 16 in the front seat of my GF's car. We were parked in a new neighborhood that was under construction. Just as we finished a car pulled into the cul de sac where we were parked. We thought it was the police, but it was just two teens also looking to get their freak on.
xArKKAAaEX

19 and still am. I don't care if I ever lose it. I don't care that much about sex and girlfriends to be honest.
Hellsing2o2

[QUOTE="Hellsing2o2"]19 and still am. I don't care if I ever lose it. I don't care that much about sex and girlfriends to be honest.
-Karayan-

15, haven't lost it yet.FrozeN__54

My first time was so horrible that I don't even count it. We went at it for about 20 seconds before she said "Maybe we should do this some other time..." and I just hopped up and was like "Yep good call!" I was thinking to myself, "Maybe I should do it with someone that isn't so ugly I'm able to get a boner when I have my eyes open..." I'm a boob guy and she had concave boobs :( So I waited a month or two after that and met my current girlfriend and after about two weeks of being together we got it on but it was painful for both of us. I think she was too nervous and it was just toooooooooo tight. She wasn't a virgin but I guess her first boyfriend had a really small wang. I'm not exactly hung but I'm not exactly small either. The funny thing is the first time I messed around with my girlfriend was when she was a freshman in college and lived in a dorm with a very sexually open roomate. I was munching some rug and she was about 3 seconds away from the finale and all of a sudden her roomate and her roomate's mom came in...and stayed in the room...and invited a few people in from the hallway to introduce themselves to us while we layed there barely covered by a sheet. Her roomate's mom said my girlfriend has a nice ass so yay to that. Talk about awkward. That's all the funny I can come up with regarding sex...oh yeah except for that time we were doing it in the back of my car and some guy pulled up out of no where and watched us...we figured we'd give him a show and just kept going lol.buckfush311

:oops:

[QUOTE="lord_mordain"]I was older than most, 18. We were camping.

Nothing about the actual event was really funny...

But I did almost let her walk on a snake.... A REAL snake... Perv...

She's never let me hear the end of that one...
mmogoon

yeah dude i think thats not older than most. i was 17

[QUOTE="buckfush311"]My first time was so horrible that I don't even count it. We went at it for about 20 seconds before she said "Maybe we should do this some other time..." and I just hopped up and was like "Yep good call!" I was thinking to myself, "Maybe I should do it with someone that isn't so ugly I'm able to get a boner when I have my eyes open..." I'm a boob guy and she had concave boobs :( So I waited a month or two after that and met my current girlfriend and after about two weeks of being together we got it on but it was painful for both of us. I think she was too nervous and it was just toooooooooo tight. She wasn't a virgin but I guess her first boyfriend had a really small wang. I'm not exactly hung but I'm not exactly small either. The funny thing is the first time I messed around with my girlfriend was when she was a freshman in college and lived in a dorm with a very sexually open roomate. I was munching some rug and she was about 3 seconds away from the finale and all of a sudden her roomate and her roomate's mom came in...and stayed in the room...and invited a few people in from the hallway to introduce themselves to us while we layed there barely covered by a sheet. Her roomate's mom said my girlfriend has a nice ass so yay to that. Talk about awkward. That's all the funny I can come up with regarding sex...oh yeah except for that time we were doing it in the back of my car and some guy pulled up out of no where and watched us...we figured we'd give him a show and just kept going lol.Creeping_Wolf

:oops:

dude that is soo f'ed up!

[QUOTE="xArKKAAaEX"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]I was 16 in the front seat of my GF's car. We were parked in a new neighborhood that was under construction. Just as we finished a car pulled into the cul de sac where we were parked. We thought it was the police, but it was just two teens also looking to get their freak on.
tequilasunriser

Newp, haven't lost it yet. I prefer it to stay that way until a girl and I have a matching set of gold rings...MAILER_DAEMON

I commend you, sir. Kudos!

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Newp, haven't lost it yet. I prefer it to stay that way until a girl and I have a matching set of gold rings...alifont

I commend you, sir. Kudos!