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#51 AngeldeLys
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Can happen...but can't you "handle" yourself in the bathroom like the good old days? :lol:
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#52 Dylan_11
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Can happen...but can't you "handle" yourself in the bathroom like the good old days? :lol:AngeldeLys
Lefty and Righty could get tired, but possibly this machine will last forever, well until V.2.0 comes out. :P
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#53 AngeldeLys
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Oh my goodness :lol:

This whole thing reminds me of those Japanese robotic sex dolls I saw on TV a little while back...

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#54 Dylan_11
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Like I said before, when Skynet gets activated I wouldn't want my "member" to be in robot control. Now that would be a bad way to go, the thing would probably turn up the heaters to a brisk 400 degrees Fahrenheit *shudders* not me ....... and for the people that really say it would be good practice, just do male Keagals ;)
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#55 jamejame
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First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?
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First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?jamejame

well, prostitution is still popular.

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#57 LoveStaindRed
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First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?jamejame

No no...haha. You buy one, attach it to your computer via USB and then access the videos that "interact" with it by streaming them online.

That is where you pay the dollar a minute my friend. Take another look at that link XD

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#58 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="jamejame"]First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?-starman-

well, prostitution is still popular.

100 internets to you sir :D
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#59 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="-starman-"]

Also, they should bring this to the Wii. I bet it could make great use of the motion controls.

Jandurin
:shock: A whole new meaning to their choosing the name Wii. Or new meaning to an old joke, anyhow.

*can't wait to get her wii*
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#60 jamejame
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[QUOTE="jamejame"]First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?LoveStaindRed

No no...haha. You buy one, attach it to your computer via USB and then access the videos that "interact" with it by streaming them online.

That is where you pay the dollar a minute my friend. Take another look at that link XD

ahh lol. I had the mental image of ton guys in a mall store window standing up in a row, and... yeah :lol:
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#61 jamejame
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[QUOTE="jamejame"]First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?-starman-

well, prostitution is still popular.

haha thats what my mate said too, but there's something less sausage-festy about an actual girl :P
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#62 AngeldeLys
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First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?jamejame

If it actually WAS a public machine...can you imagine the people coming out of it after they're done? The looks they'd get from passers-by? All sweaty and bothered, coming out of a robotic sex-machine, zipping up your fly...:lol:

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ahh lol. I had the mental image of ton guys in a mall store window standing up in a row, and... yeah :lol:jamejame
ahahaha. I wonder if they'll install these in the seedy back rooms people always talk about at places like the Pack Shack.
*can't wait to get her wii*Deihjan
Was that in some way sexual innuendo or just an aside?
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#64 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]*can't wait to get her wii*Jandurin
Was that in some way sexual innuendo or just an aside?

What do you think it was?
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#65 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="LoveStaindRed"]

[QUOTE="jamejame"]First off, this was bound to happen sometime. I think its wrong, but whatever. Second, am I the only one who lolpalmed at the one dollar per minute thing? That indicates that it'll be a public machine. I mean really, whose going to want to stick their penis where 100s of others have been?jamejame

No no...haha. You buy one, attach it to your computer via USB and then access the videos that "interact" with it by streaming them online.

That is where you pay the dollar a minute my friend. Take another look at that link XD

ahh lol. I had the mental image of ton guys in a mall store window standing up in a row, and... yeah :lol:

That is definitely not a normal mental image, I daydream about unicorns.
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#66 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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What do you think it was?Deihjan
Well, considering this is a toy for males, and not females, I'll got with the second option. :P
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#67 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="jamejame"] That is definitely not a normal mental image, I daydream about unicorns.

That mental image is pretty normal to me... :oops:
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]What do you think it was?Jandurin
Well, considering this is a toy for males, and not females, I'll got with the second option. :P

:P I'm not saying anything
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#68 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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:P I'm not saying anythingDeihjan
You just said something >_>
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#69 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]:P I'm not saying anythingJandurin
You just said something >_>

*whistles*
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#70 Curlyfrii87
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I really don't know what to say about this... other than (/facepalm!) :?
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#71 redandyell0w
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I would rather lose my virginity to the real deal, thanks.aliblabla2007
That's never going to happen. ;)
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#72 redandyell0w
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I really don't know what to say about this... other than (/facepalm!) :?Curlyfrii87
Maybe you could get head from a headcrab online? ;)
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#73 Deihjan
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probably NSFW

reason women are better than men :P

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#74 jamejame
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probably NSFW

reason women are better than men :P

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:lol: The second one is so true.
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#75 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

probably NSFW

reason women are better than men :P

jamejame
:lol: The second one is so true.

I'm here to serve *bows* :lol:
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#76 blazinpuertoroc
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Preordered...
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#77 AirGuitarist87
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I can see some epic A&E incidents with modded versions.
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#78 deadevil666
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He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped...

Stopped reading around there.

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#79 KLAX42
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:lol: Did anybody get some lulz from the site being Asian? I sure did.

Anyways, that's just weird. Good practice I suppose? :?

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#80 Andy7546
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Guys...there are many nice girls out there...

Surely nothing beats warm contact with another human being.

This...thing...makes me sad. Humanity is loosing it's....humanity.

AngeldeLys
Too bad none of them like me. /wrists
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#81 123625
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I can't stand this perveted popsicle stand, known as earth anymore. No, big no.
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#82 deadevil666
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Holy crap, this thing comes out in 1 month...

I didn't know we were this low already...have people no shame o_O

I wouldn't pork my cat, I'm not about to pork a robot. *Winks at right hand.*

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#83 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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[QUOTE="deadevil666"]

Holy crap, this thing comes out in 1 month...

I didn't know we were this low already...have people no shame o_O

I wouldn't pork my cat, I'm not about to pork a robot. *Winks at right hand.*

how the hell is this form of masturbation ANY different than that with your hand. For God's sake :evil:
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#84 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I can't stand this perveted popsicle stand, known as earth anymore. No, big no.123625
It's just a tool for masturbation We have tools for everything else, why does THIS tool make earth a big no no? What is going on here >_>
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#85 deadevil666
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Because Righty knows how I likes it ;)

And just think how the poor robot feels.

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#86 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Because Righty knows how I likes it ;)

deadevil666
:lol: Wouldn't want any jealousy to arise, eh?
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#88 deadevil666
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[QUOTE="deadevil666"]

Because Righty knows how I likes it ;)

Jandurin

:lol: Wouldn't want any jealousy to arise, eh?

Heh, she's not the jealous type I suppose. Total slut though...from what I've heard.

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#89 legend26
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finnaly my dreams have been realized!! :D

JK

is it bad that i would like to try it >___>

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#90 majoras_wrath
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I predict that in the future, men will have hands too weak to old anything. This machine will ruin our society as we know it!
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#91 shoeman12
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...that's just odd. expensive too.
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#92 monsterslash
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atleast this one wont get pregnant, we can wipe out a whole generation by robofornication
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#93 Bloodbath_87
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"developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" Heh
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atleast this one wont get pregnant, we can wipe out a whole generation by robofornicationmonsterslash
No, because girls are still cheaper.
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#95 monsterslash
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[QUOTE="monsterslash"]atleast this one wont get pregnant, we can wipe out a whole generation by robofornicationJandurin
No, because girls are still cheaper.

you obviously never had a girlfriend

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#96 remmbermytitans
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Well...It might reduce the amount of teen pregnancy.Treflis
Well now, see, this is interesting. What if you and your boyfriend/girlfriend, want to have sex, but don't want to get yourself or your girlfriend pregnant? If someone made software that lets you have virtual sex over the internet, like an instant messenger application, why would this be a bad thing? Imagine, you're all alone at home, and your girlfriend/boyfriend is too. You could have "virtual sex" without leaving your room. And when time comes for the real thing, it might not be as awkward. :D
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#97 Genesis940
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LOL what is this?
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#98 cyberdarkkid
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I prefer real sex so no thanks.
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#99 BiancaDK
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what do the girls get? *leaves irrelevant thread*
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#100 Dylan_11
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I prefer real sex so no thanks.cyberdarkkid
Don't knock it till you try it ;)