Ways to tell a n00b from a user without looking at their join date

1. They are Under Level 7

2. They have no avatar

3. They have no sig.

4. Their Post Count is under 300

5. They make grammar errors quite often

6. Their Profile is Blank

7. They add to fad topics all the time

8. They make several topics within a 1-hour period

(More Numbers May Be Added)

If 3 or more apply, they are a n00b

I see you set post count and level at marks just below where you stand.Oleg_Huzwog

Fine.

If they are under level 10, they are a n00b

If they have made less than 500 posts, they are a n00b.

But still, that's only 2. I've been here since summer, and had a previous account before that (It didn't get deleted, I just forgot the password)

I also notice you've opened at least one other topic in the last hour.Oleg_Huzwog

Yeah, ONE topic. See any others? "One" dosen't mean "Several"

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I also notice you've opened at least one other topic in the last hour.ventaxon

Yeah, ONE topic. See any others? "One" dosen't mean "Several"

That's 2 in one hour. 2>1=several

I also notice that when I click your username, I get this:

ventaxon has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe ventaxon is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know. Why not send ventaxon a private message with some words of encouragement?

[QUOTE="ventaxon"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I also notice you've opened at least one other topic in the last hour.DisturbedChild7

Yeah, ONE topic. See any others? "One" dosen't mean "Several"

That's 2 in one hour. 2>1=several

From Wiktionary:

"Of persons or objects, more than two, but not very many."

I also notice that when I click your username, I get this:

ventaxon has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe ventaxon is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know. Why not send ventaxon a private message with some words of encouragement?

Oleg_Huzwog

While, I find this funny, you might get modded for flame bait or something stupid liek that.

[QUOTE="DisturbedChild7"][QUOTE="ventaxon"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I also notice you've opened at least one other topic in the last hour.ventaxon

Yeah, ONE topic. See any others? "One" dosen't mean "Several"

That's 2 in one hour. 2>1=several

From Wiktionary:

"Of persons or objects, more than two, but not very many."

Depends on a person's own definition, since it's different in everyone's vocabulary.

I'm a noob, but that is completely my own choice.FragStains

yes you are you post count is so low

anyway you are a noob if you make pointless threads like this one

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

I also notice that when I click your username, I get this:

ventaxon has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe ventaxon is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know. Why not send ventaxon a private message with some words of encouragement?

DisturbedChild7

While, I find this funny, you might get modded for flame bait or something stupid liek that.

On my other account, I created a profile. One of these days I'll Create a Profile. That stuff dosen't really matter. The only thing that matters are the posts themselves. Besides, I've Got Some News Posts.

Cool, so i'm a noob then.

Cool, so i'm a noob then.

vogelhut

no you're a lurker >_>

This was when I was a n00b

Plus, my combined total posts between both accounts is almost 1000, and I've been posting here since January, so there, you STILL think I'm a n00b?

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

I also notice that when I click your username, I get this:

ventaxon has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe ventaxon is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know. Why not send ventaxon a private message with some words of encouragement?

Oleg_Huzwog

AHA lol.

Can u say "backfire"?

This was when I was a n00b

Plus, my combined total posts between both accounts is almost 1000, and I've been posting here since January, so there, you STILL think I'm a n00b?

ventaxon

yup:P

This was when I was a n00b

Plus, my combined total posts between both accounts is almost 1000, and I've been posting here since January, so there, you STILL think I'm a n00b?

ventaxon

Yes, you won't bea noob when you've been posting here for a year. You're close, but you're still a noob.

This was when I was a n00b

Plus, my combined total posts between both accounts is almost 1000, and I've been posting here since January, so there, you STILL think I'm a n00b?

ventaxon

yes we still think your a noob

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

Boring_Bland

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

We're all noobs in comparison to Omni-Slash. :oSharvie

Noobs wouldn't know who he is...

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

ventaxon

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

I'm gonna point out that the biggest noobs are people who care about noobs. Get over yourself buddy. You're acting like a complete loser.

Soooooooooooooo that califies me as a noob right?, maybe i am, but i am becoming a good user every day

Remember, for great justice,move zig

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

ventaxon

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

OMG why does it matter if he is a noob or not

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

ventaxon

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

I lol'ed.

We're all n00bs for posting in Off-Topic.ventaxon

What are you talking about. Until you learn what is goin on start posting in teh Welcome Newbies board. That is where you belong.

It seems this thread has not gone the way the TC had hoped. :POleg_Huzwog

We all make threads like that every once in a while

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

ventaxon

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

Boo-hoo. So what if i don't have a profile or a icon. your the only one here who's scared about being a n00b, that itself makes you a n00b. No one cares if i joined a week ago, it doesn't matter. Only you care because you are a n00b. This thread is just rankism at it's finest, and that itself is n00bism.

Good day.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]It seems this thread has not gone the way the TC had hoped. :Pventaxon

We all make threads like that every once in a while

Not really ;)

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

ventaxon

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

lol you said and i quote "Ways to tell a n00b from a user without looking at their join date" yet you clearly say to Boeing_Bland you joined a week ago.lol

[QUOTE="ventaxon"][QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

DX_HBK_HHH

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

lol you said and i quote "Ways to tell a n00b from a user without looking at their join date" yet you clearly say to Boeing_Bland you joined a week ago.lol

I knew SOMEONE was going to point that out

[QUOTE="ventaxon"][QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

I love how you think your superior enough to tell everyone else there n00bs. It's really quite funny.

DX_HBK_HHH

Look who's talking. Level 4. No Profile. No Icon. 398 Posts. You joined a week ago. Definitely a n00b.

lol you said and i quote "Ways to tell a n00b from a user without looking at their join date" yet you clearly say to Boeing_Bland you joined a week ago.lol

:P