Weirdest Thing You've Said, ever.

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#1 blankhorizons
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What was the strangest thing that you have ever spoke? I'm curious to see what people say...
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#2 eXdout
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While talking about my music downloading habits: I eat itunes cards for breakfast and abuse limewire like a redneck step-child.

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#3 dracula_16
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I was fantasizing about Alyx's dad. (from Half Life 2)

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#4 Petergeist
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This isn't something I've said really but I have once put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard whilst intoxicated...

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I was fantasizing about Alyx's dad. (from Half Life 2)

dracula_16
D:
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#6 Nintend0-BuDDy
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I ain't goin' to jail homie because King Kong does not currently have anything against me... hows that?

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#7 CleanPlayer
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I tried to justify how Vikings would beat samurais.
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#8 zeppelin_64
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This isn't something I've said really but I have once put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard whilst intoxicated...

Petergeist
I once put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard in the morning. My mom just took them out and put them in the right places cause I didn't notice. Definitely not a morning person.
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#9 Petergeist
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[QUOTE="Petergeist"]

This isn't something I've said really but I have once put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard whilst intoxicated...

zeppelin_64

I once put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard in the morning. My mom just took them out and put them in the right places cause I didn't notice. Definitely not a morning person.



Another thing I used to do quite often is upon finishing a yogurt put the spoon in the trash and the empty pot in the sink.

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I was fantasizing about Alyx's dad. (from Half Life 2)

dracula_16

:oops: Well....

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[QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="Petergeist"]

This isn't something I've said really but I have once put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard whilst intoxicated...

Petergeist

I once put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard in the morning. My mom just took them out and put them in the right places cause I didn't notice. Definitely not a morning person.



Another thing I used to do quite often is upon finishing a yogurt put the spoon in the trash and the empty pot in the sink.



Lmao I always ALMOST do this with anything involving me to throw away something.

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#12 zeppelin_64
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This isn't something I've said really but I have once put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard whilst intoxicated...

Petergeist
Sometimes I'll put the milk in the corner of the kitchen and then leave my cereal sitting on the counter, then go back to bed :P
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#13 Pirate700
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This girl I knew back in college and I were in the parking lot and for some reason we were talking about peeing in the shower. I don't know why but she was also doing the pose and this was infront of a lot of people. God only knows what they were thinking. :lol:

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#14 my_mortal_coil
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Weirdest thing I have ever said:

Wakes up and says, "I had a dream about a poop vending machine that takes teeth as currency ..."

Reply: "What??"

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#15 Pirate700
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Weirdest thing I have ever said:

Wakes up and says, "I had a dream about a poop vending machine that takes teeth as currency ..."

Reply: "What??"

my_mortal_coil

:lol: What a dream.

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#16 BlindBluMonstah
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i got the cow to college xP i was thinking about cows and when my friend asked me what bus i got xD, well it wasnt one of my prouder moments i must say i felt like an utter weirdo hahah
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#17 -KinGz-
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Dude let me get my drink, it'll get cold (talking about a coke in a glass with ice)
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#18 Infinite-Zr0
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"This cat has a raccoon tail!" Lets just say, I wasn't in the right state of mind when I said that.
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#19 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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A friend was telling me about her problems and the difficulties of being a girl, and I told her that I wish I was a girl :| . . . yeah, I'm not sure where that came from.

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#20 zeppelin_64
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A friend was telling me about her problems and the difficulties of being a girl, and I told her that I wish I was a girl :| . . . yeah, I'm not sure where that came from.

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lol been there.
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#21 clayron
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Was having a conversation with my gf about how I would like a physique like Floyd Mayweahter

Me: I would love to get my hands on a physique like that...

Gf: *Glares at me* :|

Me: I mean, I would like to have his body on me.....

Gf: What?! :o

Me: I MEAN!!! I would like to look like Floyd Mayweather......in....a.....completely heterosexual way.

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Was having a conversation with my gf about how I would like a physique like Floyd Mayweahter

Me: I would love to get my hands on a physique like that...

Gf: *Glares at me* :|

Me: I mean, I would like to have his body on me.....

Gf: What?! :o

Me: I MEAN!!! I would like to look like Floyd Mayweather......in....a.....completely heterosexual way.

clayron

rofl, you certainly don't have a way with words!

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#23 zeppelin_64
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[QUOTE="clayron"]

Was having a conversation with my gf about how I would like a physique like Floyd Mayweahter

Me: I would love to get my hands on a physique like that...

Gf: *Glares at me* :|

Me: I mean, I would like to have his body on me.....

Gf: What?! :o

Me: I MEAN!!! I would like to look like Floyd Mayweather......in....a.....completely heterosexual way.

lol way to be buddy.
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#24 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="clayron"]

Was having a conversation with my gf about how I would like a physique like Floyd Mayweahter

Me: I would love to get my hands on a physique like that...

Gf: *Glares at me* :|

Me: I mean, I would like to have his body on me.....

Gf: What?! :o

Me: I MEAN!!! I would like to look like Floyd Mayweather......in....a.....completely heterosexual way.

LOL good thing you didnt say Floyd Mayweather senior, that would of been worst.
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#25 DavidDisorder
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Your foot dont fit no limb?

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#26 Petergeist
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In before 'Also, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'

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#28 michael_1234576
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I say a lot of things at the wrong time or that sound incredibly wrong but can't think of a specific occasion though. I do remember my friend saying he like little girls when trying to say he liked short girls :lol:
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English class is boring and easy, like doing a retarded chick...
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#30 lobodob
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Can a sphere tilt? I was feeling philosophical.
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#31 clayron
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English class is boring and easy, like doing a retarded chick...Masterdj1992

:lol:

Thats funny to me