Well, I was just seen 'inappropriately touching' a Barbie doll. NotWhatYouThink.

Ownage #2.

Earlier today, my little sister asks if I could clean some of her Barbie dolls. I said sure, so she went and grabbed five or six of them and plopped them down on my desk. I was sitting here, bored, so I figured I'd get that done really quick.

So I grab one of the Barbie's, and take off her clothes. (That sounds...weird.)

I take a towel, wet the tip, and start cleaning her. Well, there was some food-like stuff on her...uh..."boob area"...so I put the towel down and start scratching the small area of goop. (We'll just call it goop. I have no idea what else to call it. Gunk? Anyways...)

Scratching only works a little, so I start rubbing it, trying to get it off...Then, my door opens, and my dad just stands there, watching me "rubbing" a Barbie doll's...boobs.

He just gives me a " :| " look and slowly exits.

...:?

Ownage #2.

Earlier today, my little sister asks if I could clean some of her Barbie dolls. I said sure, so she went and grabbed five or six of them and plopped them down on my desk. I was sitting here, bored, so I figured I'd get that done really quick.

So I grab one of the Barbie's, and take off her clothes. (That sounds...weird.)

I take a towel, wet the tip, and start cleaning her. Well, there was some food-like stuff on her...uh..."boob area"...so I put the towel down and start scratching the small area of goop. (We'll just call it goop. I have no idea what else to call it. Gunk? Anyways...)

Scratching only works a little, so I start rubbing it, trying to get it off...Then, my door opens, and my dad just stands there, watching me "rubbing" a Barbie doll's...boobs.

He just gives me a " :| " look and slowly exits.

...:?

StaindShadow

Lol. Good stuff, good stuff.

This just hasn't been your day, has it? First you accidentally slapped your teacher's ass then you are caught scratching a Barbie doll's boobs.

Are you sure that you're sexually stable?