ok so i was at my cousin's house. we were having a party. he handed us drinks with little white flag on it in the end of the party. so i needed to go take a dump really bad, i took the drink with me. i was taking a dump when i just remembered i dint lock the toilet door. i got up and a pile of crap just fell on the floor. i tried to lift it up with the little white flag and dump it in the crapper. but i couldnt. so i just left the pile of crap with a little white flag on it and left the restroom. well everyone was gone by the time i got out. i was the last one out. that was yesterday. should i call my cousin and apologize or what?
i get up...i dint want any one to walk in...there where chicks there. and before i crapped, i should have looked for them before i crapped but i dint cuz i needed to crap real bad...what sould i do? lift with my hands?
i get up...i dint want any one to walk in...there where chicks there. and before i crapped, i should have looked for them before i crapped but i dint cuz i needed to crap real bad...what sould i do? lift with my hands?hot_juicy_steak
ok so i was at my cousin's house. we were having a party. he handed us drinks with little white flag on it in the end of the party. so i needed to go take a dump really bad, i took the drink with me. i was taking a dump when i just remembered i dint lock the toilet door. i got up and a pile of crap just fell on the floor. i tried to lift it up with the little white flag and dump it in the crapper. but i couldnt. so i just left the pile of crap with a little white flag on it and left the restroom. well everyone was gone by the time i got out. i was the last one out. that was yesterday. should i call my cousin and apologize or what?hot_juicy_steak
Just....tell your cousin to buy toilet paper and no more...?Really that part where the crap fell on the floor was jsut disgusting.
You should have called for your cousin to come wipe your hiney. Instead you just flagged your poop. Nice...IgNIght
by planting a flag in the poop, he laid claim to it. if any man tried to take his claim, he had the right to shoot them on the spot. sounds like a smart idea to me.
[QUOTE="IgNIght"]You should have called for your cousin to come wipe your hiney. Instead you just flagged your poop. Nice...big_old_tom
by planting a flag in the poop, he laid claim to it. if any man tried to take his claim, he had the right to shoot them on the spot. sounds like a smart idea to me.
[QUOTE="IgNIght"]You should have called for your cousin to come wipe your hiney. Instead you just flagged your poop. Nice...big_old_tom
by planting a flag in the poop, he laid claim to it. if any man tried to take his claim, he had the right to shoot them on the spot. sounds like a smart idea to me.
If any man tried to take his claim...they deserve it.
Lol, it must have looked very funny with that flag on top. But well, I recommend you to apologize. If you don't, then he is going to get mad with everyone he invited to the party and the situation would turn worse.
This story is intriguing because it is hard to believe, but mostly because I read it and I can't really tell what exactly happened from what he said.IgNIght
in summary -he was at a party -he went to the washroom to take a dump -halfway through dump he realized the door wasnt locked and got up -poop feel on ground -no way of picking it up so he planted a flag on it
[QUOTE="IgNIght"]This story is intriguing because it is hard to believe, but mostly because I read it and I can't really tell what exactly happened from what he said.Big_player
in summary -he was at a party -he went to the washroom to take a dump -halfway through dump he realized the door wasnt locked and got up -poop feel on ground -no way of picking it up so he planted a flag on it
That's what I suspected.....just thought I missed some important detail where the story became believable.
ok so i was at my cousin's house. we were having a party. he handed us drinks with little white flag on it in the end of the party. so i needed to go take a dump really bad, i took the drink with me. i was taking a dump when i just remembered i dint lock the toilet door. i got up and a pile of crap just fell on the floor. i tried to lift it up with the little white flag and dump it in the crapper. but i couldnt. so i just left the pile of crap with a little white flag on it and left the restroom. well everyone was gone by the time i got out. i was the last one out. that was yesterday. should i call my cousin and apologize or what?hot_juicy_steak
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