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One time this girl drank too much and passed out on a friends sofa. We shaved half her head. She woke up the next day in tears.
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I once left a coiled up Velvet-Tail Rattlesnake in my brother's toilet at his house (dead, of course). He was pretty freaked out when he raised the toilet seat.
I was in highschool when I did this one....I had quite a kick out this one and I still chuckle when I think about it. I was the first one to walk into class this one day and I spotted a little ball of clay on the floor so I picked it up and took a seat. I also had a pen that was begining to fail, and then I got this bright idea.......Ipoked a little hole in the ball and disasembled the pen and blew all the ink it had left inside of the little hole i hadpoked in the clay, Then I sealed the ball and set it on one of the desk in the front of the class. All of a sudden everybody started waliking in (including the teacher) and one of the kids noticed the ball sittinng on top of the desk and took it....
When he got to his seat right next to mine he started playing with it and caught the attention of (Arthur), another one of my other classmates who also happend to be the biggest kid in class.Next thing you know Arthur grabs the ball from the first kid and he starts playing with it.....he starts squishing it and smacking it on his desk...(I was trying realy hard to contain myself) By now class had begun ..and arthur decided to pay attention, but he kept on playing with the ball, just casualy squishing it betweem his fingers.
About a minute later the teacher notices him and Says something like "Arthur whats your problem....", He was totaly oblivious of the situation and stands up to adress the teacher, having no I dea that his face and hands and part of his shirt were covered in streaks of blue ink.....By now the entire class had noticed and started cracking up....lol lol...he took one look at his hands and just says "OH CRAP..." needless to say he was excused to the bathroom and it took about 20 minutes before he showed up again.. He walks in and his shirt is soaking wet and part of his face was still pale blue cause he couldnt wash all the ink off,, and we all got a second laugh out of that...
lol,
I was in highschool when I did this one....I had quite a kick out this one and I still chuckle when I think about it. I was the first one to walk into class this one day and I spotted a little ball of clay on the floor so I picked it up and took a seat. I also had a pen that was begining to fail, and then I got this bright idea.......Ipoked a little hole in the ball and disasembled the pen and blew all the ink it had left inside of the little hole i hadpoked in the clay, Then I sealed the ball and set it on one of the desk in the front of the class. All of a sudden everybody started waliking in (including the teacher) and one of the kids noticed the ball sittinng on top of the desk and took it....
When he got to his seat right next to mine he started playing with it and caught the attention of (Arthur), another one of my other classmates who also happend to be the biggest kid in class.Next thing you know Arthur grabs the ball from the first kid and he starts playing with it.....he starts squishing it and smacking it on his desk...(I was trying realy hard to contain myself) By now class had begun ..and arthur decided to pay attention, but he kept on playing with the ball, just casualy squishing it betweem his fingers.
About a minute later the teacher notices him and Says something like "Arthur whats your problem....", He was totaly oblivious of the situation and stands up to adress the teacher, having no I dea that his face and hands and part of his shirt were covered in streaks of blue ink.....By now the entire class had noticed and started cracking up....lol lol...he took one look at his hands and just says "OH CRAP..." needless to say he was excused to the bathroom and it took about 20 minutes before he showed up again.. He walks in and his shirt is soaking wet and part of his face was still pale blue cause he couldnt wash all the ink off,, and we all got a second laugh out of that...
lol,
Pythos77
This was a few years back but...me and two of my friends had this idea. Ok, you get one guy to walk down a busy street(as in lots of volume, preferably vehicles) meanwhile the other two are waiting somewhere for that guy, preferably with some sort of weapon. You know, baseball bat, golf club, whatever. Anyways the two "attackers" will attack the one guy that's walking down the street. Now of course, you don't actually hit the guy, just enough to sell it, that you are beating him up. The guy on the ground who is getting beat will have blood packets handy, so it actually looks real. Once somebody pulls over or what not, the two "attackers" bolt. Then when that person goes to check on the guy on the ground, he gets up, brushes himself off, and walks away calmly, hopefully, with no emotion. Be advised, me and my buddy were the "attackers" and we did have the cops called on us. We had to get our other buddy with us, and convince them it was just a stupid prank.metallica_fan42
:lol: I wanna try that
Just yesterday I gave about 4- 5 people a shock gun with a triger. Small toy like but when you pull the trigger people get shocked really hard, it was hallarious, this one lady did it twice she was like what the heck and pulled it again and threw it on the floor and then my other co-worker who is a manager and a serious type screamed like a girl and jumped about 3 feet high and did a James Brown move. Andourother friend who came by for lunch from across the street got mad and left. :twisted:
[QUOTE="Pythos77"]I was in highschool when I did this one....I had quite a kick out this one and I still chuckle when I think about it. I was the first one to walk into class this one day and I spotted a little ball of clay on the floor so I picked it up and took a seat. I also had a pen that was begining to fail, and then I got this bright idea.......Ipoked a little hole in the ball and disasembled the pen and blew all the ink it had left inside of the little hole i hadpoked in the clay, Then I sealed the ball and set it on one of the desk in the front of the class. All of a sudden everybody started waliking in (including the teacher) and one of the kids noticed the ball sittinng on top of the desk and took it....
When he got to his seat right next to mine he started playing with it and caught the attention of (Arthur), another one of my other classmates who also happend to be the biggest kid in class.Next thing you know Arthur grabs the ball from the first kid and he starts playing with it.....he starts squishing it and smacking it on his desk...(I was trying realy hard to contain myself) By now class had begun ..and arthur decided to pay attention, but he kept on playing with the ball, just casualy squishing it betweem his fingers.
About a minute later the teacher notices him and Says something like "Arthur whats your problem....", He was totaly oblivious of the situation and stands up to adress the teacher, having no I dea that his face and hands and part of his shirt were covered in streaks of blue ink.....By now the entire class had noticed and started cracking up....lol lol...he took one look at his hands and just says "OH CRAP..." needless to say he was excused to the bathroom and it took about 20 minutes before he showed up again.. He walks in and his shirt is soaking wet and part of his face was still pale blue cause he couldnt wash all the ink off,, and we all got a second laugh out of that...
lol,
craig828
It wasnt intended for anyone in particular, and in mygrade we were all friends, to a certain degree. He wasnt a bully or anything but he would have tried to smack me around after that cause he was kinda embarased. I told him the next day and all he said was that he would get me back....he never did though he was a good sport about it.
[QUOTE="craig828"][QUOTE="Pythos77"]I was in highschool when I did this one....I had quite a kick out this one and I still chuckle when I think about it. I was the first one to walk into class this one day and I spotted a little ball of clay on the floor so I picked it up and took a seat. I also had a pen that was begining to fail, and then I got this bright idea.......Ipoked a little hole in the ball and disasembled the pen and blew all the ink it had left inside of the little hole i hadpoked in the clay, Then I sealed the ball and set it on one of the desk in the front of the class. All of a sudden everybody started waliking in (including the teacher) and one of the kids noticed the ball sittinng on top of the desk and took it....
When he got to his seat right next to mine he started playing with it and caught the attention of (Arthur), another one of my other classmates who also happend to be the biggest kid in class.Next thing you know Arthur grabs the ball from the first kid and he starts playing with it.....he starts squishing it and smacking it on his desk...(I was trying realy hard to contain myself) By now class had begun ..and arthur decided to pay attention, but he kept on playing with the ball, just casualy squishing it betweem his fingers.
About a minute later the teacher notices him and Says something like "Arthur whats your problem....", He was totaly oblivious of the situation and stands up to adress the teacher, having no I dea that his face and hands and part of his shirt were covered in streaks of blue ink.....By now the entire class had noticed and started cracking up....lol lol...he took one look at his hands and just says "OH CRAP..." needless to say he was excused to the bathroom and it took about 20 minutes before he showed up again.. He walks in and his shirt is soaking wet and part of his face was still pale blue cause he couldnt wash all the ink off,, and we all got a second laugh out of that...
lol,
Pythos77
It wasnt intended for anyone in particular, and in mygrade we were all friends, to a certain degree. He wasnt a bully or anything but he would have tried to smack me around after that cause he was kinda embarased. I told him the next day and all he said was that he would get me back....he never did though he was a good sport about it.
Now that is a classic joke I would have never thought of, good one. All though I can't try something like that at my job cause we all wear very expensive clothes, but funny and good it was mate.ROFL :lol:I was in highschool when I did this one....I had quite a kick out this one and I still chuckle when I think about it. I was the first one to walk into class this one day and I spotted a little ball of clay on the floor so I picked it up and took a seat. I also had a pen that was begining to fail, and then I got this bright idea.......Ipoked a little hole in the ball and disasembled the pen and blew all the ink it had left inside of the little hole i hadpoked in the clay, Then I sealed the ball and set it on one of the desk in the front of the class. All of a sudden everybody started waliking in (including the teacher) and one of the kids noticed the ball sittinng on top of the desk and took it....
When he got to his seat right next to mine he started playing with it and caught the attention of (Arthur), another one of my other classmates who also happend to be the biggest kid in class.Next thing you know Arthur grabs the ball from the first kid and he starts playing with it.....he starts squishing it and smacking it on his desk...(I was trying realy hard to contain myself) By now class had begun ..and arthur decided to pay attention, but he kept on playing with the ball, just casualy squishing it betweem his fingers.
About a minute later the teacher notices him and Says something like "Arthur whats your problem....", He was totaly oblivious of the situation and stands up to adress the teacher, having no I dea that his face and hands and part of his shirt were covered in streaks of blue ink.....By now the entire class had noticed and started cracking up....lol lol...he took one look at his hands and just says "OH CRAP..." needless to say he was excused to the bathroom and it took about 20 minutes before he showed up again.. He walks in and his shirt is soaking wet and part of his face was still pale blue cause he couldnt wash all the ink off,, and we all got a second laugh out of that...
lol,
Pythos77
I set a special rickroll as my dad's home page ;) It was the kind that jumps around your screen, and when you try to close it, all the lyrics of the song pop up one by one, by sentence. you have to click "ok" like 100 times before it closes :lol:
I'd post a link, but they moderators told me to never post it again... :|
Loads:
Like throw stink liquid from window on table @ a family who is dining.
Made a small batch file (virus) and put in on school network (security was bad)
Even more pc pranks like a slideshow maing fun of a firnewd of mine on projector @ skul
Ma friend was drunk and was sat in front of a door we rang the bell and wen off, he remained there and an old woman came out and startited yelling
throw vegetables we found on the back of a van trough someone's window who wqas watching tv
sauce on windscreens
etc
My ultimate prank:
Last April Fool's Day, 2 friends and i decided to pretend one of us commited suicide. We put him in hiding for a day and had a person post on facebook his sister had called and said he killed himself and was pronounced dead at the scene.
Our friend had his parents and sister on it so their phones were off and the house was empty.
Everyone was in panic, people were outside his house in minutes. I had constant calls and messages from people I never talked to asking for funeral dates and wakes. I had consipiracy theories going on. It was fun as ball.s
We were dying in utter laughter.
About 10 people didn't talk to us for about 4 months after they found it.
Our goal was to ressurect him at easter which meant let the suicide thing go on for a week. It lasted a day.
My favorite one, and it's SSSOOOO easy to do, is when mo coworker's girlfriend calls for him I just answer "Yeah, uh, wait a minute... *in the background* Hey guys, is Patrick working tonight? Did you see him? *back in phone* Nope sorry, he's off duty tonight... He's not home?" Cracks me up everytime, cause she freaks out at him afterwards
My ultimate prank:
Last April Fool's Day, 2 friends and i decided to pretend one of us commited suicide. We put him in hiding for a day and had a person post on facebook his sister had called and said he killed himself and was pronounced dead at the scene.
Our friend had his parents and sister on it so their phones were off and the house was empty.
Everyone was in panic, people were outside his house in minutes. I had constant calls and messages from people I never talked to asking for funeral dates and wakes. I had consipiracy theories going on. It was fun as ball.s
We were dying in utter laughter.
About 10 people didn't talk to us for about 4 months after they found it.
Our goal was to ressurect him at easter which meant let the suicide thing go on for a week. It lasted a day.
NismoZZzz
That's so shameless and miserable... I love it! :D
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