Do I really have to list all of them? I've been kicked out of class...probably 100 times, not kidding, one teacher had it in for me because I was better than her son at soccer, and her son was supposedly amazing. I'm average and I stopped him...well...here we go....
Grade 6:
- Told a teacher's aide she wasn't even a real teacher.
- Me and three of my buds made a teacher so mad she banged her meter stick on the desk so hard it broke, we then laughed our asses off so hard that she had to leave the room, and us four got in school suspension for a week or something like that. Funny enough, that teacher went on stress leave two days later, and she had to stop teaching our class, but I talked to her last month and we hit it off great...I've matured a lot since grade six.
- Told one teacher she can't teach because for about 3/4 of grade 6 math she still couldn't get the majority of class to understand fractions.
- I brought a broken bingo dabber to class that would smear tons of ink wherever it touched, and put it on my friends desk. I also had to wipe the ink or whatever it was clean after school that day.
- My friend stole my pencil case and threw it on top of the shelf which isn't even reachable by someone who was 7ft tall without a ladder so I stole his shoes and threw them up there.
- My friend went to the bathroom, and when he did I stole his pencil case and snapped all his pencils in half, that was hilarious at the time.
- Cheating on a test with my friends, we wrote the answers down on our desk and tried to hide them behind the paper...didn't go so well.
- Saying the "f" word, the "b" word, ass, damn, the "s" word, god dammit, jesus christ...etc. I've been kicked out for almost every swear word a grade six would know.
- Asking our sex ed teacher if masturbation sped up the process of puberty, and then asking if the scrotum was your sack...Worst part was, I wasn't trying to be funny at the time, I was honestly asking these questions.
- My friend and I started wrestling in the middle of class once for no reason, we weren't even mad at eachother, when we were sitting outside the prinicpal's office we were laughing.
- Asking the D.A.R.E. (drug and alcohol resistance education) teacher if she's done drugs and if they're fun.
- I got 100% on my science test, that I spent over half of that class getting kicked out off because that was the intern I said wasn't a real teacher, and I said "Ha! I'm barely in this class and I can ace your stupid test!" I meant to say easy test I think...at least I hope.
There's more from grade six, but nothing noteworthy, just basically goofing off with my 3 best friends at the time. Good times, though, we still look back on those days and wish were did more things, because in the long run grade six didn't matter at all.
Grade 7 and 8 I got new friends though and they were well behaving, so I got kicked out once or twice due to talking in class, nothing major...I did get my fair share of detentions though.
Grade 9 is where the teacher had a vendetta against me. These are the HONEST reasons I got kicked out, no fabrication, I told the principal after a while and the teacher didn't even get in trouble.
- I dropped my pencil on the floor, it rolled out of reach so I got up to go get it.
- A girl was drawing on the back of my neck with a marker, I turned around and asked her to stop.
- I asked her a question without raising my hand.
- Someone asked me what answer I got for this question and I told them, and got kicked out.
- An announcement went through the intercom, and I wasn't paying attention until my name was said through it, I asked my friend what it said and the teacher kicked me out for talking.
- I got kicked out for not doing 1 question on a homework assignment because I didn't understand it.
- I said "frick"
- I put my head on the desk and got kicked out for sleeping.
- I had my hand covering my mouth and my teacher said I was bad mouthing her behind her back.
- I was lightly drumming the desk with two pencils before class started, and got kicked out for making too much noise.
- I stayed after class once to ask her why I keep getting kicked out for trivial matters, and she told me not to bother coming in at all the next day.
- I got a high mark on an assignment and when she read my mark out I was like "yes!" and she kicked me out for yelling. It was louder than usual, but not loud at all.
- I was supposed to read the word "organism" but said "orgasm" by accident, and you may laugh, but that happened to over half my class, and I was the ONLY one who got kicked out for it. It was a legit accident too.
- I was sick and didn't get the homework, so I got kicked out for not having the homework done
Then I told the principal and he took her side, and I thought if I'm gonna get kicked out in 80% of my classes, I am having fun with it.
- First day after I talked to the principal, I went to class, without my books, sat down and as soon as it started, raised my hand and said "Can I get kicked out of class now, I gotta go to the bathroom and I don't want to wait." Then as I got up to leave (I sat at the front in the middle) I said "high fives everyone!" and some people held their hands out and as I walked down the rows I high fived a few people on my way out. That also got me kicked out of next class.
- We were supposed to draw a volcano, so I made mine look like a penis where the urethra was the place where the magma shot out of and the testicles is where the lava was, and the rock formed a tip at the end, and when she asked if anyone wanted to show their drawing to the class I stood up and showed everyone, it was even white lava because it was "white hot!" The laughter was WORTH getting kicked out.
- She really let me have it after class that day, hell I even think her voice was sore after yelling at me the next day, so the next day in class I walked in late, saluted the teacher, sat down, and put my hands down on my desk, and sat up straight with perfect posture and crossed my hands on the desk, and looked at her with eager eyes, and then I got kicked out.
Then SHE told the principal and I got in trouble with the teacher and the school finally called my parents and I told them the whole story, and how I decided to have fun with it, but I got grounded for my last week of shenanigans, and if I got kicked out of that class once more on purpose I would get in trouble, but if I got kicked out for a stupid reason like the first couple months like I was, my mom would deal with it herself. She also did me a huge favour by calling that teacher and giving her own two cents saying that it was wrong how I retaliated by trying to get kicked out in dramatic ways, but I didn't deserve to be kicked out like I did before that happened, and if I came home and told my mom I got kicked out for a stupid reason again she would deal with her personally (my mom used to be on the teachers board) so after that I behaved as normal and didn't get kicked out, in fact I got away with quite a few things.
After that though, I didn't get kicked out of class since, not once in grade 10, 11, or 12. My immature year was grade 6, and grade 9 was a BS year, with a week of retaliation.
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