What are the five shortest songs you have?

Mine are:

"Her Majesty" by the Beatles, :23.

"Stop" by Pink Floyd, :30.

"Underwater Friends" by Dethklok, :31.

"Maggie Mae" by the Beatles, :41.

"Dig It" by the Beatles, :50.

Foreword - Linkin Park (0:13)

The Battle - Fort Minor f. Celph Titled (0:32)

Introduction - Fort Minor (0:43)

Last Chance - Jet (1:52)

Get Me Gone - Fort Minor (1:57)

"Lazing On a Sunday Afternoon" by Queen is my shortest song, it's 1:07

EDIT: I didn't read you said 5 shortest :P

"God Save the Queen"- Queen 1:13
"We Will Rock You"- Queen 2:03
"Photographs & Memories- Jim Croce 2:07
"Seaside Rendezvous"- Queen 2:16

I was going to type them out, but they are all from the Final Fantasy IX soundtrack. Every single one.

Horn Intro - Modest Mouse - 0:10

Mysteries of the Universe Unraveled - Man Man - 0:11

Dig Your Grave - Modest Mouse - 0:13

Twenty-Eight - Why? - 0:44

Ex-Girlfriend - Bush - 0:45

Interlude 3-Enter Shikari 0:18

Deththeme-Dethklok 0:34

Interlude 4 Enter Shikari 0:35

Victory theme - Metal Gear - SSBB :04
Victory theme - Game & Watch - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Kid Icarus - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Kirby - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Pikmin - SSBB :05
I win. jaydough

Yeah - Kyuss, 0:04

First of all...it didn't do a thing here (Paul McCartney speaking to Malcom Threadgill) - Beatles, 0:07

Strictly For The Tardcore - The Bloodhound Gang, 0:08

Earlameyer The Butt Pirate - The Bloodhound Gang, 0:09

Brian was a beautiful guy...he presented us well (John Lennon speaking to David Wigg) and 1822! - both by The Beatles, 0:10

The Ten Coolest Things About N - The Bloodhound Gang, 0:10

[QUOTE="jaydough"] Victory theme - Metal Gear - SSBB :04
Victory theme - Game & Watch - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Kid Icarus - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Kirby - SSBB :05
Victory theme - Pikmin - SSBB :05
I win. bededog

the multiplaye victory tunes from brawl/new feature tunes from brawl-starting at 2 seconds and maxing out at 8

the legend of zelda theme (metalica): 1:05

Closing-Weird Al-8 seconds

[Stef]-Linkin Park-10 Seconds

Intro-Big and Rich-11 Seconds

Outtake 2-Brad Paisely-13 Seconds

Foreword-Linkin Park-14 Seconds

In iTunes my five shortest songs are:

Intro to Where It's At - Beck 0:11

The Write (Curty Cut, R.I.P.) - Sage Francis 0:11

Audition Ipecac - P.O.S. 0:20

Unlisted - P.O.S. 0:23

Her Majesty - The Beatles 0:23

"Useful Idiot" by Tool :39

"Intermission" by Tool :56

"Legend of Zelda" by System of a Down 1:01

"Mission Impossible Theme" by Danny Elfman 1:03

"Eon Blue Apocalypse" by Tool 1:05

"Evangelicult" - Animosity (0:04)

"Page 13" - Fantomas (0:04)

"Untitled" - Fantomas (0:05)

"You Suffer" - Napalm Death (0:07)

"That's All She Wrote" - The Number Twelve Looks Like You (0:12)