What are you positive about that you will never, ever do in your life?

Eat a Klondike bar.LightR

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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] [QUOTE="scorch-62"]Have sex with a woman. MgamerBD

1) Vote Republican

2) Have intercourse with a gay man. I made out with one once, but only for drunken turds and giggles.

3) Eat at McDonalds

4) Watch a "reality" TV show.

5) Other asinine activities that demonstrate a lack of intelligence and responsibility (use your imagination, if you have one).

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] He can't handle this...scorch-62

I will never convert to a religion. I will never believe in the supernatural. I will never be pro-choice. I will never believe truth is relative, subjective, or pragmatic. I will never be gay I will never be a homophobe. I will never be racist. I will never be sexist. I will never take harmful drugs. I will never smoke. I will never be a woman. I will never fly by flapping my arms.

I can't say that I'd never date a lesbian though as that is a strange desire that I do have, although I do think it's practically unlikely despite my desire.

Smoke any kind of substance. I'll never understand how people can stand the smell of something of a cigarette or worse.

Die.

Be the first human on Mars.

Be the first human on Mars.

Rougehunter

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Be the first human on Mars.

Animatronic64

Get a real life :lol: It's a pretty safe bet so far.

Smoke.

Marry the same sex...

Marry the same sex...

mitu123

-Serve in the Military

-Smoke in any way, I don't wanna mess up my lungs and I'd rather live a healthy life.

-Commit crime or harm someone, I'm the type who goes about his business without making trouble for other people lol.

Win a staring contest with the sun.

Beat this flash game.

Beat this flash game.

OICWUTUDIDTHAR

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Beat this flash game.

cybrcatter

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]

Beat this flash game.

OICWUTUDIDTHAR

Your mum :(

Have sex with a dude.Lonelynight

Read an autobiography of a former Playboy housemate, master another language, sing the American National anthem in the Superbowl.

Jump out of a plane or bungie jump. Just can't do it.

Jump out of a plane or bungie jump. Just can't do it.

yokofox33

do drugs...

Walk on the moon.

Get laid before high school is over.

Have a foursome.

Mostly because I don't think I'm adequate enough.

Become a cheese string.

IcyToasters

I'll never do drugs.racing1750

Hah, I love that "Darn" in your sig, laughed for like 20 secs x)Mr_Alexander

Glad you liked it!

After being moderated, I went and changed it to that single picture, but the guy was saying "FFFFUUUUUUUU-"

I was moderated. Again.

I edited the picture to what you see now.

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So far in general-

- No one here is going to do drugs

- no one here is going to be homosexual in any way ( unless they aren't sober of course)

Did I miss anything? From what I'm reading thats the general consensus.

Another few for my list

- Dive in a shark cage.

- Write a novel.

- become president.

- act my age. ("when I'm an old coot, I'll leave this world the same way I came in; kicking and screaming.")

Get laid.Vax45

lol man that sucks.

Post on Gamespot.

I don't think I'll ever get a gf, get married and have kids:(