What do you do during a haircut?

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#51 cyborg100000
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Just stare around and think to myself, can't be bothered talking to some middle aged bald guy about the weather.

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#52 rcignoni
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I just sit there with my eyes open and ponder. Sometimes I talk with the lady cutting it, but never for too long.
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#53 Jipset
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I usually watch it happening from the mirror and talk to the hairdresser.

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#54 scorch-62
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I watch the mirror to see what they're doing and speak only when spoken to.
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#55 PernicioEnigma
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I generally sit there silently trying to avoid looking at myself in the mirror. Though I got a new hair dresser recently and she's chatty so we usually just talk about stuff.
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#56 Sandvichman
Member since 2010 • 4006 Posts

Talk, chat. communicate, its awesome, girl or dude, i will talk, either i talk about the soccer games or something fun or just chat if its a girol

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#57 martinX3X
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I jack off under the blanket

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#58 hotfiree
Member since 2006 • 2185 Posts
I talk with the hairdresser and check him out - its me... I just shave my head. Its free, looks better for me and I dont have to deal with hairdressers. Just another job people pay for you can do yourself haha.
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#59 LIONHEART-_-
Member since 2010 • 2520 Posts

Look at the mirror to see how well the barber is doing it.

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#60 travisstaggs
Member since 2008 • 10562 Posts

My uncle cuts my hair so I just talk to him.

If anyone else does it though I just sit there quietly.

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#62 MattDistillery
Member since 2010 • 969 Posts

I try to access the force and move items around the room with my Jedi mind tricks.

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#63 gamedude2020
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the whole experience is usually annoying and awkward, unless you know the hairdresser.

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#64 ContraQueen
Member since 2009 • 2460 Posts

the whole experience is usually annoying and awkward, unless you know the hairdresser.

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I agree. I never know where to really look and it's usually just silence because I don't know my hairdresser well. Awkward.

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#65 Thessassin
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My barber is a sick guy, while waiting for my turn im chatting it up with him, about movies, games, and whatever else is fun. We go for smoke breaks in between some of his customers, and when im getting a haircut we keep on talking about fun stuff. just on friday i was there from 5-8:30 waiting till it was my turn, then getting a crazy haircut.

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#66 spawnassasin
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they usually ask me about school and just other small talk

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#67 andalore
Member since 2007 • 2644 Posts

The buzzing of the electric razor puts me to sleep.

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#68 ToastRider11
Member since 2010 • 2573 Posts

I bang my head to heavy metal while my barber cuts my hair.

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#69 Guybrush_3
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I do what any guy should do in a barber shop. I talk sports.

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#70 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Close my eyes and pretend someone isn't touching my head continuously.
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#71 artichoke
Member since 2006 • 2271 Posts
Depends, back home the lady's a family friend so she'll usually ask me how things are going and it's not really awkward. But it's a salon so it's usually filled with chicks and she's usually talking with some lady so i just close my eyes and daydream. Here I get it cut by some random guy in the dorm, there's always someone cutting hair for cheap so we'll just talk about school, sports, girls, etc...
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#72 DaBlastaMasta
Member since 2009 • 13250 Posts

I go to the same stylist every time, so I talk with them. I usually just chat about hair or gossipy celebrity stuff. Also, sometimes I get that "So how has your life been?" question. :P

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#73 Rekunta
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As I give myself a buzz cut every few days, I look into the mirror.

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#74 Feryraiser
Member since 2009 • 1574 Posts
i chat if i must too keep her happy :/ (she is pregnant) but i llok to see she dont screw up my hair ;/
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#75 Shiggums
Member since 2007 • 21436 Posts

Sit and wait the 5 minutes that it takes. Sometimes the person doing the cutting will converse with me, but usually they don't since it's hard to talk over a buzzing clipper...

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#76 jerk-o-tron2000
Member since 2007 • 10036 Posts

It's been so long since I had a haircut, I don't even remember.

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#77 Easports48
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Eyes shut and hope for a haircut I like. There is some small talk..
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#78 XileLord
Member since 2007 • 3776 Posts

That's kinda strange really, did they ever ask if you were sleeping?killyou060606
Well if you have long hair and the hairdresser is taking quite a bit off it's a good idea to close your eyes here and there because you could get hair in your eyes. When I was young I think I closed my eyes sometimes but I definitely don't think it's that unusual.

When I'm getting my haircut there is usually a awkward silence or a good conversation it just depends on the day I'm having. I've had my hairdresser since I was like 11 years old and now I'm 17 so usually she just asks what's been up and what's going on, I think it'd be pretty dumb to just sit there and say nothing the whole time but if you don't got much to say then why bother talking?

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#79 taylor888
Member since 2005 • 2232 Posts

I sit silent waiting for instruction. Im the kind of person that will rarely spark up conversation but am happy to talk if you ask me anything. No hairdressers Ive been to have been that charismatic so I havent had any talks with them.

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#80 Thessassin
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Eyes shut and hope for a haircut I like. There is some small talk..Easports48
Hope? lol i cant just hope i demand one if im paying for it.

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#81 darkmark91
Member since 2006 • 3047 Posts

This one time I went to a hair salon place drunk, and for some reason I unzipped my pants... When my hair dresser took that cloth thing off me she was... surprised :P

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#82 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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I make small talk.

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#83 AtlanticRock
Member since 2007 • 8131 Posts

my normal barber - I talk shhh with him about regular stuff like politics, hot girls walking up the street since the shop has huge windows so we can see everyone in the street, and watch whatever they have playing on the TV.

my second choice barbers - when I need a quick cut and go to a random barbershop, I usually close my eyes and hum or listen to the music they have playing in the shop usually sparking up conversations with the barber about said music,...

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#84 hokies1313
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For a while I would just sit there in silence and answer questions in one syllable answers. More recently I've kept up my side of the small chat and I always have my eyes open.
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#85 theycallmeRP
Member since 2009 • 1656 Posts

I do it myself so look in a bunch of mirros and have my wife help with the back.

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#86 Nifty_Shark
Member since 2007 • 13137 Posts
HAve a chat with the person cutting my hair. I've going to the same person for some years now so our conversations flow easily.
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#87 Sagem28
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My hairdresser is cute as hell, so I talk to her .

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#88 tofu-lion91
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I've had the same hairdresser for ages so I chat to her. When I start to struggle to make small talk I just keep quiet. If I ever had someone different I'd talk to them but I think it would be awkward and naff.
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#89 grape_of_wrath
Member since 2009 • 3756 Posts
[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="MediumBread"]

To continue the joke, yes. To speak the truth, I, eyes opened, cut my own hair while being silent.mindstorm

Is it wrong that because of your signature and avatar, I imagine you as Jesus? :lol:

That depends on in what way. Do you think of me as a God-man? If so, I'm flattered but I think I'll have to say that is not the case. :P

That's exactly what A God-man would say...>.>