What do you use your bible for?

Toilet paper? Rolling paper? Something to prop the door open? Short leg of the table? Actually Read and study it? Beating non-christians over the head with it?

I know there are a lot of Atheists here, do you own a bible? How do you use it? I don't own a bible 'cause im of a different faith.

dust collector in a drawer

I have one. it sits in my book case alongside other religions texts and books on religion and history of religions.

Bible? What bible? :P

I don't have one, nor plan to ever own one. Even when I was told I had a 10% chance going into an operation did I feel a need to connect to God, just a big fear I'd never see my parents again.

I'm atheist and even I think this thread is insulting. Would you dare start a thread saying "What do you use your Bible/Koran for?" and list those examples?JustBeYourself

He probably wont get it through his head anyhow. That's why I'm not going to bother with it.

Spreading the good words!

I'd rather save the paper by not owning one.

To read it and study AussieePet

I read and study the Hungry Caterpillar, ALL HAIL THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR

To read it and study AussieePet

WIPING MY BUT! Lol Neocons are going to rage when they read that. Banjo_Kongfooie

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]To read it and study Banjo_Kongfooie

I read and study the Hungry Caterpillar, ALL HAIL THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]To read it and study Nibroc420

here we go..chilly-chill

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="AussieePet"]To read it and study AussieePet

[QUOTE="Banjo_Kongfooie"]WIPING MY BUT! Lol Neocons are going to rage when they read that. JustBeYourself

Bush is a neo-con

Hitler held many ideas that neo-cons held as well.

Appearentlly I made you rage are you a Christian? Also I will have you know I am actually a senior in highschool right now and in honors classes (not gifted though).

[QUOTE="JustBeYourself"][QUOTE="Banjo_Kongfooie"]WIPING MY BUT! Lol Neocons are going to rage when they read that. Banjo_Kongfooie

Bush is a neo-con

Hitler held many ideas that neo-cons held as well.

Appearentlly I made you rage are you a Christian? Also I will have you know I am actually a senior in highschool right now and in honors classes (not gifted though).

Depends on what you mean by "gifted."

I know there are a lot of Atheists here, do you own a bible? How do you use it? I don't own a bible 'cause im of a different faith.

TheHighWind

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I know there are a lot of Atheists here, do you own a bible? How do you use it? I don't own a bible 'cause im of a different faith.

hippiesanta

C'mon, people...

Toilet paper?

TheHighWind

I saw the title and instantly knew somebody would say toilet paper. I didn't think it'd be the first thing the OP would say though. Aahha

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I know there are a lot of Atheists here, do you own a bible? How do you use it? I don't own a bible 'cause im of a different faith.

Nibroc420

To power up my Magic Rod.