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#1 Luthmann_D
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Make an absurd "What if...?" statement here:)

I'll start you off:

What if there were roflcopters in vietnam?:

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#2 Luthmann_D
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Ok, what if Santa was a communist then?

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#3 freek666
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What if God was one of us?
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#4 Sajedene
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What if your GS post count could really get you laid?
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#5 Optical_Order
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What if your GS post count could really get you laid?Sajedene

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

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#6 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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What If If What If Is If What?
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#7 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]What if your GS post count could really get you laid?Optical_Order

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

That's called chaffing. I did the math on my end and for that to happen I need to have sex 14 times a week at least since I was 16.
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#8 freek666
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]What if your GS post count could really get you laid?Sajedene

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

That's called chaffing. I did the math on my end and for that to happen I need to have sex 14 times a week at least since I was 16.

Really? I'm 16 now so god only knows how I would manage to have had sex 8100 times unless I started at the age of 6 or something.
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#9 123625
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What if anime had no ecchi?
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#10 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]What if your GS post count could really get you laid?Sajedene

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

That's called chaffing. I did the math on my end and for that to happen I need to have sex 14 times a week at least since I was 16.

Completely achievable :P What if the Bible was never created?
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#11 lonewolf604
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What if if what if if what if what?
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#12 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

Dylan_11
That's called chaffing. I did the math on my end and for that to happen I need to have sex 14 times a week at least since I was 16.

Completely achievable :P What if the Bible was never created?

The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that.
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#13 freek666
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What if anime had no ecchi?123625
More H Anime?
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#14 Dylan_11
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The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that. Sajedene
:lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :P
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What if anime had no ecchi?123625
What if I knew what that meant.
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#16 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"] The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that. Dylan_11
:lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :P

Hahaha well I only busted out the calculator thanks to this thread. But I am sure it varies by individual too.
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#17 Luthmann_D
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"] The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that. Sajedene
:lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :P

Hahaha well I only busted out the calculator thanks to this thread. But I am sure it varies by individual too.

You think?

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#18 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"] The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that. Sajedene
:lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :P

Hahaha well I only busted out the calculator thanks to this thread. But I am sure it varies by individual too.

What you said also brought up a funny memory :lol: a girlfriend of mine (just a friend) once told me that she and this guy she knew got freaky for 24 hours straight (no stopping whatsoever) :lol: Now I am a trusting type of guy but I had to call shenanigans on that lol as a fellow man I had to call her guy's performance into question lol
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#19 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"] :lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :PLuthmann_D

Hahaha well I only busted out the calculator thanks to this thread. But I am sure it varies by individual too.

You think?

Naw dude. I seriously thought at one point we all have the same number. :roll:
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#20 the_foreign_guy
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What if I had posted in this thread?
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#21 freek666
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What if I had posted in this thread?the_foreign_guy
This these 2 posts would've occured.

omfg time paradox!

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#22 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"] :lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact that your research will help the generations to come :P

Hahaha well I only busted out the calculator thanks to this thread. But I am sure it varies by individual too.

What you said also brought up a funny memory :lol: a girlfriend of mine (just a friend) once told me that she and this guy she knew got freaky for 24 hours straight (no stopping whatsoever) :lol: Now I am a trusting type of guy but I had to call shenanigans on that lol as a fellow man I had to call her guy's performance into question lol

Talk about stamina! The only way I could think that was possible is that they just did it a bunch of times through out the day. That is different.
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#23 MrGeezer
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Make an absurd "What if...?" statement here:)

I'll start you off:

What if there were roflcopters in vietnam?:

Luthmann_D

The war would have ended up pretty much the same it always has. The only difference being that it's somehow funny.

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#24 Dylan_11
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Talk about stamina! The only way I could think that was possible is that they just did it a bunch of times through out the day. That is different. Sajedene
See that's what I thought as well but she was very adamant about there being no breaks whatsoever. That guy would have to be a black belt in keagals or something for that to be achievable :?
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#25 Alpha-Polaris
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"] The body can only take so much every day of its life... trust me, I've pushed it. There comes a time when the pain isn't pleasurable anymore. And I will leave it at that. Dylan_11
:lol: Well I salute you for your brave service for mankind. I hope you take solace in the fact thatyour research will help the generations to come :P

I see what you did there.

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#26 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"] Talk about stamina! The only way I could think that was possible is that they just did it a bunch of times through out the day. That is different. Dylan_11
See that's what I thought as well but she was very adamant about there being no breaks whatsoever. That guy would have to be a black belt in keagals or something for that to be achievable :?

Besides the guy ... what about her? Chaffing and pain!
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#27 remmbermytitans
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What if girls always had orgasms during sex?
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#28 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"] Talk about stamina! The only way I could think that was possible is that they just did it a bunch of times through out the day. That is different. Sajedene
See that's what I thought as well but she was very adamant about there being no breaks whatsoever. That guy would have to be a black belt in keagals or something for that to be achievable :?

Besides the guy ... what about her? Chaffing and pain!

See the weird thing is it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest hearing about her going for 24 hrs straight, if she was flying solo, she is that type of girl. Finding a guy to keep up with her would be the impossible part. :P
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#29 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"] See that's what I thought as well but she was very adamant about there being no breaks whatsoever. That guy would have to be a black belt in keagals or something for that to be achievable :?

Besides the guy ... what about her? Chaffing and pain!

See the weird thing is it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest hearing about her going for 24 hrs straight, if she was flying solo, she is that type of girl. Finding a guy to keep up with her would be the impossible part. :P

She would need unnatural help. I'm pretty voracious but hydration is important. So no bathroom breaks or anything either? I'm baffled and amazed -- I just dont believe it!
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#30 Dylan_11
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She would need unnatural help. I'm pretty voracious but hydration is important. So no bathroom breaks or anything either? I'm baffled and amazed -- I just dont believe it!Sajedene
:lol: well we are on the same page there :D Honestly though 24 hrs straight would make sex not fun, and sex should always be fun if done correctly
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#31 MrLions
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This convo makes me laugh. :lol:
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="Sajedene"] Besides the guy ... what about her? Chaffing and pain!

See the weird thing is it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest hearing about her going for 24 hrs straight, if she was flying solo, she is that type of girl. Finding a guy to keep up with her would be the impossible part. :P

She would need unnatural help. I'm pretty voracious but hydration is important. So no bathroom breaks or anything either? I'm baffled and amazed -- I just dont believe it!

Frankly I find it hard to believe either, if the had sex for 24 hours, and one of them ejaculated every, lets say 10 minutes, they would have climaxed a total of 144 times, that would be painful for both of them after the first couple of times, in closing of this calculation, its hard to believe.
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#33 hell_blazer899
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What if girls have 2 kooties instead of one?
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What if cows were your cute pets and not meals?

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#35 gbpman630
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What if GS was destroyed??:o

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What if nobody was allowed to wear clothes? :P
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#37 Luthmann_D
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What if Jack the ripper got raped?
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#38 Murj
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What if the penis was a detachable body part, so that it could stay in it's normal area, or be moved to your head or wherever you thought would be best?
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#39 Luthmann_D
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What if the penis was a detachable body part, so that it could stay in it's normal area, or be moved to your head or wherever you thought would be best?Murj

LOL

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#40 aliblabla2007
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

freek666

That's called chaffing. I did the math on my end and for that to happen I need to have sex 14 times a week at least since I was 16.

Really? I'm 16 now so god only knows how I would manage to have had sex 8100 times unless I started at the age of 6 or something.

Assuming 1 secks per day, I would have had to be screwing left and right for 29.3 years.

I haven't even lived that long. Two a day and I would get 14.65 years, but that's still a longer duration than I've lived. Four a day and I'd get about 7.3, which is more realistic (except that I would have to have been doing it since the age of 7). Assuming I would have been doing it since puberty (a.k.a. 12) I would have been doing it about 14 times a day.

Imagine that.... I don't think I would have had any energy left in me after a week.

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What if executions were considered the humane treatment of criminals?
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#42 esbastica
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what if i was the youngest chick on mars?
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#43 Deihjan
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What if there was no music in the world?
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]What if your GS post count could really get you laid?Optical_Order

What if your post count was equal to the amount of times you get laid?

rofl.. That was a great comeback, new users rule.

What if.. um, I'm not going to kill this thread.

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#46 Iqen
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What if everyone stopped posting in this thread?
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What if there was no music in the world?Deihjan
Then we wouldn't notice, depending if there never was music, or we had it then it just dissapeared.
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#48 Brainkiller05
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What if religion didn't exist? :oops: we can only dream
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#49 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]What if there was no music in the world?aaronmullan
Then we wouldn't notice, depending if there never was music, or we had it then it just dissapeared.

ok, let me rephrase that then. What if the music suddenly disappeared.. just.. *poof*
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#50 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]What if there was no music in the world?Deihjan
Then we wouldn't notice, depending if there never was music, or we had it then it just dissapeared.

ok, let me rephrase that then. What if the music suddenly disappeared.. just.. *poof*

Then music like this won't exist....:(