What if females didn't have a cookie?

[QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]Hmm them i'll buy some chips ahoy..then have sex with herlovemenow

it applied to your mom...because she wanted coffee:|

man dude..im sorry..was it the coffee i gave her???

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.thriteenthmonke

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

This board is.....strange. 0_o

Teh innuendo overloadzz:cry: *head asplodes*

blackrytonite

Sorry about that, we're usually very mature and serious.

As long as they're in the kitchen makin' me a sammich, everythings okay :P

[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.poponche

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

[QUOTE="swamprat_basic"]...foxhound_fox

It just works on so many levels. It's so innocent, yet so very, very dirty.

[QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.thriteenthmonke

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.DejaVu72

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

pimpin aint easy...trust me

[QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods._Marisa_

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

I didn't think it was it either -_- But what is it???

[QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods._Marisa_

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.Bill900

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

I didn't think it was it either -_- But what is it???

Nose? Bellybutton? Feet? Hands? Bottle opener? CD case? Refrigerator? Fish Bowl? Anything herE?DejaVu72

Nose? Bellybutton? Feet? Hands? Bottle opener? CD case? Refrigerator? Fish Bowl? Anything herE?DejaVu72

I'm thinking it's one you make yourself, you know, with a knife or something.

[QUOTE="lovemenow"][QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]Hmm them i'll buy some chips ahoy..then have sex with herfunnymario

it applied to your mom...because she wanted coffee:|

man dude..im sorry..was it the coffee i gave her???

:lol:

Am I a bad person?

Nope_Marisa_

I had already thougt of that, but I didn't think it would count.

[QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods.The_Ish

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

I'm thinking it's one you make one yourself, you know, with a knife or something.

[QUOTE="Bill900"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="DejaVu72"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="poponche"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]

[QUOTE="AndrewSuh"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="AndrewSuh"]They still have two perfectly usable orifices... I mean sugary baked goods._Marisa_

The ear canal.

Despite hundreds of hours of watching porn I still have no idea what you're talking about...

It's driving me nuts!!!

lol, and she plans on leaving you hanging.

I know... it's driving me nuts.

OH!!! I know, it's.....****-****ing.....If that's too much censoring, it's...how do I describe it...it rhymes with sissy-lucking of that's any help.

I didn't think it was it either -_- But what is it???

You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the rest

[QUOTE="funnymario"][QUOTE="lovemenow"][QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="lovemenow"]Hmm them i'll buy some chips ahoy..then have sex with herthirstychainsaw

it applied to your mom...because she wanted coffee:|

man dude..im sorry..was it the coffee i gave her???

:lol:

Am I a bad person?

You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the restBill900

I'm thinking it's one you make one yourself, you know, with a knife or something.

The_Ish

I thought about that, but I didn't think she would actually post that.

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]_Marisa_

[QUOTE="Bill900"]You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the restfoxhound_fox

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="Bill900"]You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the rest_Marisa_

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="Bill900"]You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the restfunnymario

[QUOTE="funnymario"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="Bill900"]You could say what it rhymes with, I'm sure our filthy minds could do the rest_Marisa_

Now I'll never know :(

If females didn't have a cookie...males would :cry:

Or we would reproduce asexually...

Hmmm, care to PM me the other one?_Marisa_

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Hmmm, care to PM me the other one?foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Hmmm, care to PM me the other one?foxhound_fox

Try me :P_Marisa_

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Hmmm, care to PM me the other one?foxhound_fox

Well if you count those there are at least five....

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Try me :Pfoxhound_fox

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Try me :P_Marisa_

Ohh, I meant places on a female that a male can make use of without a cookie. :P

But that works too, I suppose. I've seen it done before...it looks painful :?_Marisa_

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]Ohh, I meant places on a female that a male can make use of without a cookie. :P

But that works too, I suppose. I've seen it done before...it looks painful :?foxhound_fox

If a girls didn't havecookies, I'd justtake one from one of mymale friends. Awoman's cookies are no more better tasting than a man's.I'd eat anyone's cookies as long as they chocolate chip.GiygasFanima

I'm just going to hope you mean this in the most literal way possible...

[QUOTE="GiygasFanima"]If a girls didn't havecookies, I'd justtake one from one of mymale friends. Awoman's cookies are no more better tasting than a man's.I'd eat anyone's cookies as long as they chocolate chip.thriteenthmonke

I'm just going to hope you mean this in the most literal way possible...

Cops are scared to come around my hoodRamboSymbiot

this thread lost it´s magic it is no funny anymore....I´m going to a corner and cry and hit my head in the wall......poponche

*points and laughs*