what if god was one of us?

I think I saw him at my work the other day. I swear, that guy can eat a lot of food.

Just a slob like one of us?Ignignokt104

Just a slob like one of us?Ignignokt104

Beat me to it. :evil:

Just a slob like one of us?Ignignokt104

I Hate that song:P

[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]Just a slob like one of us?ShamrockRovers

I Hate that song:P

Morgan Freeman.TheHimura

second reference to Bruce Almighty here.

Morgan Freeman.TheHimura

Strangle him for appearing in Evan Almighty:lol:

[QUOTE="TheHimura"]Morgan Freeman.Hewkii

second reference to Bruce Almighty here.

Yes, and besides Bruce Almighty, he's probably just as epic in real life.

[QUOTE="Hewkii"]

[QUOTE="TheHimura"]Morgan Freeman.TheHimura

second reference to Bruce Almighty here.

Yes, and besides Bruce Almighty, he's probably just as epic in real life.

Yeah, wasn't he in some fatal car crash, and SURVIVED it.... :o

Morgan Freeman.TheHimura

Damn,you beat me to it.

[QUOTE="TheHimura"][QUOTE="Hewkii"]

[QUOTE="TheHimura"]Morgan Freeman.AndrewXXXXXX

second reference to Bruce Almighty here.

Yes, and besides Bruce Almighty, he's probably just as epic in real life.

Yeah, wasn't he in some fatal car crash, and SURVIVED it.... :o

Not only did he survive it AND his car was in perfect condition after the crash, but the car was also discovered to have a new air-freshener in it afterwards.

Oh he is one of us alright!!! Matter of fact, he was recently busted for selling cocaine

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23914885-13762,00.html

Oh he is one of us alright!!! Matter of fact, he was recently busted for selling cocaine

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23914885-13762,00.html

Truth_Seekr

Damn, it seems all the deities are getting into the junk.

http://www.nbc30.com/news/17137469/detail.html?dl=headlineclick

Allah arrested for selling heroin.

Have him over for a party. I bet he has some sweet parlour tricks.foxhound_fox

yeah he certainly would have some cool tricks... He could turn your water into Some Coors light probably !! Tha'd be awsome!

spit in his faceDJ_Novakain

[QUOTE="TheHimura"]Morgan Freeman.ShamrockRovers

Strangle him for appearing in Evan Almighty:lol:

Thats cruel!

What if the devil is infact George Bush coming to finish off Humanity?argetlam00

Well, God can do anything... I gues he could Beat the devil... He'd send him to H*ll

Oh he is one of us alright!!! Matter of fact, he was recently busted for selling cocaine

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23914885-13762,00.html

Truth_Seekr

That made me laugh!! LOL ...

this song makes me cry everytime I hear it....it was the song playing when I found out about the death of someone very dear to me and so now everytime I hear it, i think of thembrianrocks7

And i'm sorry to hear that...

And by the way did anyone realize that Dr evil and minimi were singing it in Austin powers?? That's were i found out about it!

If he was I would't like to piss him off.Tuky06

:lol:

I'd punch him.SpidersRMe

He'D be quite mad... You'd go to h*ll ...

And did anyone remember this song in austin powers??

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]I'd punch him.jackpotco

He'D be quite mad... You'd go to h*ll ...

He deserves it.

[QUOTE="jackpotco"]

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]I'd punch him.SpidersRMe

He'D be quite mad... You'd go to h*ll ...

He deserves it.

[QUOTE="jackpotco"]

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]I'd punch him.SpidersRMe

He'D be quite mad... You'd go to h*ll ...

He deserves it.

He created you... Why would he deserve a punch in the face for that?

He created you... Why would he deserve a punch in the face for that?

jackpotco

He's a jerk, he just sits around all day doing nothing. He's like, "I created the world, you gotta worship me.", but he's not doing anything now.

Keep in mind, I don't believe in God, and I'm just pretending that God he's real for the purpose of the topic..

Hasn't anyone ever heard of jesus? The irony is so great in this topic, because you know the answer just by looking at the bible. That is what you get if he was one of us. As it turns out most people hated him, even his brothers didnt belief in him (wow), but eventually they did though. SegaGenesisfan

Yes but what if he was still among us alive living visiting your house and turning water in beer... What woul'd you do ?

And alsooo,,,, aggaaaiiinn,,, Anyone heard of this song ?? in austin powers???? :lol: ... that was the point a bit to of the thread lol ...

[QUOTE="jackpotco"]

He created you... Why would he deserve a punch in the face for that?

SpidersRMe

He's a jerk, he just sits around all day doing nothing. He's like, "I created the world, you gotta worship me.", but he's not doing anything now.

Keep in mind, I don't believe in God, and I'm just pretending that God he's real for the purpose of the topic..

ok ok ... whatever ... i am not christiam either... If you don't want to join the discusion and tell us your opinion then don'.t post !! Stop complaining... Thank you...

And have you ever seen god?? i don't think so ... nobody noes how he would act IF he were alive... he'd mayby evewn help us with the war try to stop it with telekenetik powers... He'd enforce the citys, Stop pauvrety, stop hihg az prices, etc etc....

That is the point of the thread ...

He'd enforce the citys, Stop pauvrety, stop hihg az prices, etc etc....

That is the point of the thread ...

jackpotco

Okay, if there was a deity on Earth, ensuring peace and bettering the lives of everyone, then... I'd worship him, I guess. I mean, he's a god.

[QUOTE="jackpotco"]

He'd enforce the citys, Stop pauvrety, stop hihg az prices, etc etc....

That is the point of the thread ...

SpidersRMe

Okay, if there was a deity on Earth, ensuring peace and bettering the lives of everyone, then... I'd worship him, I guess. I mean, he's a god.

thank you :lol: ... I wouldn't go and punch him lol... that would be ridiculous...