What if Jesus ran for president?

[QUOTE="Brosephus_Rex"]

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

Jesus did not harm anyone in the Temple, he just knocked over some tables and yelled at people, he didn't phyically harm anyone.

Jesus was against killing and hurtng people, this is why there would be no military if he was a president. He would be against harming criminals and would do things like get rid of our nukes and get rid of our military.

It says it all in the bible, he says he is against harmin people and to turn the othe cheek etc....what makes you think he would not do this with foreign policy? See Christians would not vote for Jesus.

ShadowMoses900

You should try reading your posts. This line of discussion is an abortion. The holocaust pales in contrast, implications being what they are.

How stupid. You clearly have no argument against this, I am not advocating for these things, I am saying that these are political positions Jesus would take, the bible supports it. Don't get mad at me for telling it like it is, if Jesus ran for office no one would vote for him, not even Christians. His policies would not work in the world.

My arguments are superior to yours and ripped your sad, strange collections of words. You are wrong, and we both know this because you are trolling. If and when you admit this, I will accept your apology.

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

[QUOTE="Brosephus_Rex"]

You should try reading your posts. This line of discussion is an abortion. The holocaust pales in contrast, implications being what they are.

Brosephus_Rex

How stupid. You clearly have no argument against this, I am not advocating for these things, I am saying that these are political positions Jesus would take, the bible supports it. Don't get mad at me for telling it like it is, if Jesus ran for office no one would vote for him, not even Christians. His policies would not work in the world.

My arguments are superior to yours and ripped your sad, strange collections of words. You are wrong, and we both know this because you are trolling. If and when you admit this, I will accept your apology.

I am not trolling, I am asking a serious question and making exellent points.

You are just mad because you would not vote for Jesus and you know it, and I pointed it out. If you can explain why my positions are wrong I will look it over and consider them. But so far you have not done this. Jesus was a pacifist, he would clearly be against locking people up and against military completely, he would support universal health care, and he would be against people having wealth.

If you can disprove this I will admit I was wrong.

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

BossPerson

[QUOTE="BossPerson"]

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

DroidPhysX

I am not trolling, I am asking a serious question and making exellent points.

ShadowMoses900

I lol'd

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

BossPerson

Jesus was a Jew, he would support Israel. He would just be a big pacifist about it and tell them to turn the other cheek, which Israel would never listen to (and rightfully so).

I am not advocating these things, I am just asking the question. Israel has every right to exist, you need to get over it.

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

The evangelical right wouldn't vote for him. The atheists wouldn't vote for him.

He wouldn't get the national majority.

ShadowMoses900

Atheists are an extreamely small minority, no one cares if they vote or not.

15% of the vote is enough to throw away? Ok then....

This thread is fvcking stupid.

[QUOTE="BossPerson"]

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

ShadowMoses900

Jesus was a Jew, he would support Israel. He would just be a big pacifist about it and tell them to turn the other cheek, which Israel would never listen to (and rightfully so).

I am not advocating these things, I am just asking the question. Israel has every right to exist, you need to get over it.

This thread is fvcking stupid.

Aljosa23

It's shadowmoses, what could you expect?

[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

This thread is fvcking stupid.

wis3boi

It's shadowmoses, what could you expect?

[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]

Religion motivated stances have no place in a free society.chessmaster1989

I don't precisely agree with that. I do agree that if a political stance has no motivation behind it apart from enforcing religious tenents, then it should not become law.

But this is true, in my opinion, not only for religion but for any moral code. If you have a moral opposition to something but there is not another motivation for why it should be illegal, then it should not be made illegal.

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

This thread is fvcking stupid.

Aljosa23

It's shadowmoses, what could you expect?

I abandoned all hope, I just like to home here and make fun of his sorry ass

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

[QUOTE="BossPerson"]

He would probably stop standing behind the Israeli government.

BossPerson

Jesus was a Jew, he would support Israel. He would just be a big pacifist about it and tell them to turn the other cheek, which Israel would never listen to (and rightfully so).

I am not advocating these things, I am just asking the question. Israel has every right to exist, you need to get over it.

You didn't. But you are against Zionism which is the same thing.

[QUOTE="BossPerson"][QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

Jesus was a Jew, he would support Israel. He would just be a big pacifist about it and tell them to turn the other cheek, which Israel would never listen to (and rightfully so).

I am not advocating these things, I am just asking the question. Israel has every right to exist, you need to get over it.

ShadowMoses900

You didn't. But you are against Zionism which is the same thing.

wat

I thought this thread was locked.....hmm strange.

I thought this thread was locked.....hmm strange.

ShadowMoses900

someone should lock it again, the gates of hell don't need to be open

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

I thought this thread was locked.....hmm strange.

wis3boi

someone should lock it again, the gates of hell don't need to be open

I usually don't make religious threads becasue I find this to be a pretty intolerant community when it comes to religious people. If a mod wants to lock this thread they can go ahead, I won't mind it.

I just posed a question.

He'd lose and get called a socialist by Faux news...........

[QUOTE="Brosephus_Rex"]

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

So you have no proof that Jesus would keep people in prisons? Thought so. His whole idea was forgive people and love your enemies and show them mercy, he would not have the death penalty and he would not lock people up either. That would be harming them wouldn't it? Do you have an example that Jesus would do this?

And obviously Jesus would be in favor of social programs for the poor. He would be against having wealth entirely, this would make him a communist in many people's eyes.

ShadowMoses900

Point being, he wasn't a pacifist (see temple) and extrapolations thereof are broken at the stem. Moreover, personal forgiveness of wrongdoing is separable from action pertaining to public safety by public authorities. Verdict: You are certifiable.

Actually, Moses is trolling. God damn it.

Jesus did not harm anyone in the Temple, he just knocked over some tables and yelled at people, he didn't phyically harm anyone.

Jesus was against killing and hurtng people, this is why there would be no military if he was a president. He would be against harming criminals and would do things like get rid of our nukes and get rid of our military.

It says it all in the bible, he says he is against harmin people and to turn the othe cheek etc....what makes you think he would not do this with foreign policy? See Christians would not vote for Jesus.

Jesus Christ is the King over all he doesn't need to run for anything.

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

[QUOTE="Brosephus_Rex"]

Point being, he wasn't a pacifist (see temple) and extrapolations thereof are broken at the stem. Moreover, personal forgiveness of wrongdoing is separable from action pertaining to public safety by public authorities. Verdict: You are certifiable.

Actually, Moses is trolling. God damn it.

-Sun_Tzu-

Jesus did not harm anyone in the Temple, he just knocked over some tables and yelled at people, he didn't phyically harm anyone.

Jesus was against killing and hurtng people, this is why there would be no military if he was a president. He would be against harming criminals and would do things like get rid of our nukes and get rid of our military.

It says it all in the bible, he says he is against harmin people and to turn the othe cheek etc....what makes you think he would not do this with foreign policy? See Christians would not vote for Jesus.

If you look at the context of the quote and compare it to other passages in the Bible, that quote seems more to refer to ideological conflict than to physical conflict.

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"][QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

Jesus did not harm anyone in the Temple, he just knocked over some tables and yelled at people, he didn't phyically harm anyone.

Jesus was against killing and hurtng people, this is why there would be no military if he was a president. He would be against harming criminals and would do things like get rid of our nukes and get rid of our military.

It says it all in the bible, he says he is against harmin people and to turn the othe cheek etc....what makes you think he would not do this with foreign policy? See Christians would not vote for Jesus.

chessmaster1989

If you look at the context of the quote and compare it to other passages in the Bible, that quote seems more to refer to ideological conflict than to physical conflict.

But Jesus 2.0 during the second coming is not suppose to be your ancestor's Jesus, but instead he's coming back as a badass.

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"] "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword"-Sun_Tzu-

If you look at the context of the quote and compare it to other passages in the Bible, that quote seems more to refer to ideological conflict than to physical conflict.

But Jesus 2.0 during the second coming is not suppose to be your ancestor's Jesus, but instead he's coming back as a badass.

Made me laugh :P

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"] "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword"-Sun_Tzu-

If you look at the context of the quote and compare it to other passages in the Bible, that quote seems more to refer to ideological conflict than to physical conflict.

But Jesus 2.0 during the second coming is not suppose to be your ancestor's Jesus, but instead he's coming back as a badass.

brb, buying film rights

Funny thing is, If Jesus was a candidate he wouldn't get the Christian Fundamentalist vote because he is too liberal and not white.Nuck81

The funny thing is that liberals think Jesus was some big government socialist. And funny that you consider Christian fundamentalists racist when they are the ones supporting israel in the middle east where the bahais have a central shrine. You think the Muslims would tolerate you having that? You think Christian fundamentalists who although wrong on alot of their theology don't understand basic ideas and concepts that all men are created equal? The right to freedom of speech? You disgust me.

Jesus Christ is the King over all he doesn't need to run for anything.

Philokalia

Elvis says high.

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Funny thing is, If Jesus was a candidate he wouldn't get the Christian Fundamentalist vote because he is too liberal and not white.Philokalia

The funny thing is that liberals think Jesus was some big government socialist. And funny that you consider Christian fundamentalists racist when they are the ones supporting israel in the middle east where the bahais have a central shrine. You think the Muslims would tolerate you having that? You think Christian fundamentalists who although wrong on alot of their theology don't understand basic ideas and concepts that all men are created equal? The right to freedom of speech? You disgust me.

Don't be an idiot, some one looked arabic would never get the christian vote.

[QUOTE="Brosephus_Rex"]

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

He would disban the military completely and would be forgiving everyone and letting them go freely, regardless of what they did.

ShadowMoses900

You are drunk.

No. You are avoiding the point.

Jesus said "He who is without sin cast the first stone", he also claimed all is forgiven under him. Christians believe that anyone who believes in Jesus is free from hell and is forgiven and goes to heaven.

If Jesus was president he would not kill anyone, he would be forgiving the mass murderes, the rapists etc....all the criminals and let them back out again because he would forgive them.

The result of this would be disasterous. This is one reason why Jesus would make a bad president.

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Funny thing is, If Jesus was a candidate he wouldn't get the Christian Fundamentalist vote because he is too liberal and not white.Philokalia

The funny thing is that liberals think Jesus was some big government socialist. And funny that you consider Christian fundamentalists racist when they are the ones supporting israel in the middle east where the bahais have a central shrine. You think the Muslims would tolerate you having that? You think Christian fundamentalists who although wrong on alot of their theology don't understand basic ideas and concepts that all men are created equal? The right to freedom of speech? You disgust me.

Jesus is a socialist, and as a Christian, I would never vote in a Jew!

leviathan91

After this response, any other just doesn't compare.

Didn't you get busted for being racist a few weeks ago when you said you preferred a blue eyed blonde haired Jesus?Nuck81

That you think I said that, that you took Tenaka, a person reprehensible by all means for this very post, trying to associate me with Aryan supremecists because i posted a traditional Byzantine Icon (I only said I prefer Byzantine Icons which may vary) tells alot about your character.

[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Didn't you get busted for being racist a few weeks ago when you said you preferred a blue eyed blonde haired Jesus?Philokalia

That you think I said that, that you took Tenaka, a person reprehensible by all means for this very post, trying to associate me with Aryan supremecists because i posted a traditional Byzantine Icon (I only said I prefer Byzantine Icons which may vary) tells alot about your character.

the american people would never put a hippy into office.

I'd be mad if people found out I was a bigot too.Nuck81

So are all bahai consistent defamers like you? Or did your God forget to make that a sin when he revised his standard edition of arbitrary rules? Do you really think, me being apart of a church that has races from all peoples of the world is racist towards people? Lord...

I don't think Jesus would send the police over to your house to arrest you if you don't pay for your neighbor's medical bill...

I was doing some thinking...

ShadowMoses900

I doubt that.

I don't think Jesus would send the police over to your house to arrest you if you don't pay for your neighbor's medical bill...

GIJames248

[QUOTE="GIJames248"]

I don't think Jesus would send the police over to your house to arrest you if you don't pay for your neighbor's medical bill...

-Sun_Tzu-