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#1 zeroordie89
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i think it would be alright

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#2 Cube_of_MooN
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We'd all try and catch 'em all.
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#3 SolidSnake35
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They wouldn't be a cute in real life though. It'd be quite scary. O_o
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#4 Moo-Moo-Milk
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It'd be cruelty because people would catch them and make them fight eachother
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It'd be cruelty because people would catch them and make them fight eachotherMoo-Moo-Milk

What he said.

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#6 chicken_slasher
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no then we would have nerds running around with balls... ppl that keep saying "i choose u! pikachu!"...and our anthem would be "pokemon theme"... in other words...

i HATE pokemon...

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#7 zeroordie89
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It'd be cruelty because people would catch them and make them fight eachotherMoo-Moo-Milk

michael vick?

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#8 Hello_Skitty
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They wouldn't be a cute in real life though. It'd be quite scary. O_oSolidSnake35

I've had several conversations about this actually. The conclusion would be Pokemon IRL would not be as appealing as it seems in the cartoon. For one, they would look quite ugly at times...not to mention intimidating. Plus, do you really think Pokemon would act the same IRL like they do in the cartoon? Would they really listen to some kid named Ash? And who would this Ash be, anyway? We don't want some huge Pokemon entity destroying the earth. Let's make sure we can actually stop them somehow. With that being said, think about how things such as street crime would be affected. You have to admit the people in the anime are a lot kinder and understanding than real people are. And jobs. Jobs would change. People would be using Pokemon to help them in their jobs. Which could be good or bad. It depends. Basically I'm just glad it's a wierd thought and not reality.

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#9 craig828
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I dreamt about it when i was a lil kid.
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#10 Lonelynight
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I would hide
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#11 Thiago26792
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Hunters would be rich.
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#12 -Twilight-
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[QUOTE="Moo-Moo-Milk"]It'd be cruelty because people would catch them and make them fight eachotherhokies1313

What he said.



They're monsters. Nobody would care.
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#13 horgen  Moderator
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Hunters would be rich.Thiago26792
And we would end up with the world we have today :P
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I'd do what Ash Ketchup wouldn't do, buy a guy and shot those bastards who keep stalking me once and for all. And finally let Brock get some booty action.
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#15 Mr_sprinkles
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My salamence would pwn.
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#16 hokies1313
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[QUOTE="hokies1313"]

[QUOTE="Moo-Moo-Milk"]It'd be cruelty because people would catch them and make them fight eachother-Twilight-

What he said.



They're monsters. Nobody would care.

Not really, they're still animals. If people got sharks to fight each other, someone would have a problem with it.

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#17 Hello_Skitty
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I'd do what Ash Ketchup wouldn't do, buy a guy and shot those bastards who keep stalking me once and for all. And finally let Brock get some booty action.Wilfred_Owen

I think Brock wouldn't have a problem actually getting a girl. At all.

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#18 MattUD1
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My salamence would pwn.Mr_sprinkles
My Charizard could kick your ass. :|
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#19 zeroordie89
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[QUOTE="Mr_sprinkles"]My salamence would pwn.MattUD1
My Charizard could kick your ass. :|

my blastoise could kick both of your asses :|

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#20 TheZ3nMan
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Handgun violence would be up 300%.
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#21 BlackIsle_rip
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I would sing.

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, wanna trade cards?
Damn right I wanna trade cards
I can beat you, I've got Charizard.

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#22 vash47
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]They wouldn't be a cute in real life though. It'd be quite scary. O_oHello_Skitty

I've had several conversations about this actually. The conclusion would be Pokemon IRL would not be as appealing as it seems in the cartoon. For one, they would look quite ugly at times...not to mention intimidating. Plus, do you really think Pokemon would act the same IRL like they do in the cartoon? Would they really listen to some kid named Ash? And who would this Ash be, anyway? We don't want some huge Pokemon entity destroying the earth. Let's make sure we can actually stop them somehow. With that being said, think about how things such as street crime would be affected. You have to admit the people in the anime are a lot kinder and understanding than real people are. And jobs. Jobs would change. People would be using Pokemon to help them in their jobs. Which could be good or bad. It depends. Basically I'm just glad it's a wierd thought and not reality.

Very insightful.

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#23 Mr_sprinkles
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if pokemon was real, this pokemon

would get invited to ALL the parties!

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#24 cool_baller
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What if we all had the dreams of 10 year olds?
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#25 ChicaQueenWarGa
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They will never die, so they will overpopulate and take over humans.
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#26 Mr_sprinkles
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What if we all had the dreams of 10 year olds?cool_baller
life would be so much more interesting
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#27 KHfanboy2
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My Palkia, Infernape, Staraptor and Lucario would pwn you all.
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My Palkia, Infernape, Staraptor and Lucario would pwn you all.KHfanboy2
My Infernape, Dialga, Lucario, and Tyranitar would own you. :|
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#29 markebici
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Micheal Vick tried to play pokemon in real life...he got jail time for it.
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[QUOTE="KHfanboy2"]My Palkia, Infernape, Staraptor and Lucario would pwn you all.MattUD1
My Infernape, Dialga, Lucario, and Tyranitar would own you. :|

*brings out Giratina* What was that?
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#31 DireOwl
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We would not need LSD anymore...
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#32 Chilled_AB
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I'll be like "Squirtle I CHOOSE YOU !" :P
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#33 Kikouken
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Pikachu wouldn't be all cute and cuddly as they make him in the Anime. He'd be harry, frizzy, tiny, ugly and evil.
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#34 Helmaroc_King
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I would have a Mudkips.
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#35 Mr_sprinkles
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Pikachu wouldn't be all cute and cuddly as they make him in the Anime. He'd be harry, frizzy, tiny, ugly and evil. Kikouken
all ghost pokemon would scare the heck out of people.
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#36 hamstergeddon
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Pokemon killed my mom and raped my dad :x
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#37 PatchMaster
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I would **** my pants & then buy a gun.
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]They wouldn't be a cute in real life though. It'd be quite scary. O_oHello_Skitty

I've had several conversations about this actually. The conclusion would be Pokemon IRL would not be as appealing as it seems in the cartoon. For one, they would look quite ugly at times...not to mention intimidating. Plus, do you really think Pokemon would act the same IRL like they do in the cartoon? Would they really listen to some kid named Ash? And who would this Ash be, anyway? We don't want some huge Pokemon entity destroying the earth. Let's make sure we can actually stop them somehow. With that being said, think about how things such as street crime would be affected. You have to admit the people in the anime are a lot kinder and understanding than real people are. And jobs. Jobs would change. People would be using Pokemon to help them in their jobs. Which could be good or bad. It depends. Basically I'm just glad it's a wierd thought and not reality.

I really love Pokemon and thought it'd be awesome if they were real. But after reading this, I agree with you on a lot of things. And now I'm having second thoughts. Some of them would make cute pets though! No fighting neccesary.

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#39 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="KHfanboy2"]My Palkia, Infernape, Staraptor and Lucario would pwn you all.KHfanboy2
My Infernape, Dialga, Lucario, and Tyranitar would own you. :|

*brings out Giratina* What was that?

lolz, hack.
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#40 BilliePopK
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They will never die, so they will overpopulate and take over humans.ChicaQueenWarGa

Nuh uh! In Pokemon Red/Blue, when you go to Lavander town... There's a tower and it's full of little graves and stuff for Pokemon that have died.

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#41 zeroordie89
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[QUOTE="KHfanboy2"][QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="KHfanboy2"]My Palkia, Infernape, Staraptor and Lucario would pwn you all.MattUD1
My Infernape, Dialga, Lucario, and Tyranitar would own you. :|

*brings out Giratina* What was that?

lolz, hack.

*brings out the cloverfield monster*

pwned

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#42 Eldublay
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Mike Vick would be champion...
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#43 EVOLV3
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:| I will own up everyone.
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:| I will own up everyone.
EVOLV3
Mudpoke King?
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#45 EVOLV3
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

:| I will own up everyone.
Lemon-Demon35
Mudpoke King?



Yes, and he is epic win.
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i smell a new pokemaster.

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#47 CommanderShiro
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I'd get a job as a Gym Leader or something.
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no then we would have nerds running around with balls... ppl that keep saying "i choose u! pikachu!"...and our anthem would be "pokemon theme"... in other words...

i HATE pokemon...

chicken_slasher
I hate you too. :)
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#49 OblivionGuy07
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i always have wished that as a younger kid, but thinking about it now kind of creeps me out. when i reflect back on the cartoon, it looks like those things can kill people:o
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#50 DragonTamer80
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I would catch them all and then start a war with my massive jigglypuff army.