what if pokemon was real

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#51 nodgenico
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I would cry.
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#52 PickGlove243
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I would enslave them and use them to do household chores.
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#53 smiggy4000
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I thought they were.

If pokemon was real then it would be just like the show, but with more blood.

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#54 TongHua
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I'd have to serve up a can of whip ass with my greymon then.
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#55 SouL-Tak3R
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People would be dieing more often. "Fatal accident when a mans Pikachu electrocuted him to death."
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#56 DragonTamer80
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Wait if pokemon was real then animals wont be and we would have to eat the pokemons! :o
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#57 xTheExploited
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It would be sweet, the idea of real pokemon is cool but the show is dumb. "Come on guys we have to help this stranger we just met 5 minutes ago". Also I agree with the guy who said shoot Team Rocket, honestly call the freaken' police on these stalkers, it is also quite strange that a couple of adults are constantly following a group of children.
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#58 MoldOnHold
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Most pokemon are pretty huge, even though they look small in the anime. A ratatta (sp?) is about 3 ft tall I think. >_>
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#59 waelzleb
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i would be the world pokemon champion
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#61 ExodusV2
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They wouldn't be a cute in real life though. It'd be quite scary. O_oSolidSnake35
Little animals running around tackling people in whatnot. What a world that would be *shrugs*.
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#62 PeterPerson
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well... pikachus, mudkipzzz, and other little pokemon would be cute.

but if someone was walking around with their dialga or steelix... i would be very scared.

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#63 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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i would be the world pokemon championwaelzleb
I would win the grand festival. :|
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#64 Zagrius
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Let's see...

They'd prove that ghosts exist...

They'd disprove the Theory of Evolution...

I'd start farming gold with Meowths and Persians. Gotta love Pay Day!

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#65 cowboymonkey21
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no then we would have nerds running around with balls... ppl that keep saying "i choose u! pikachu!"...and our anthem would be "pokemon theme"... in other words...

i HATE pokemon...

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We already have nerds running around with balls.;)
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#66 Wetall_basic
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If they were real,there would be alot of pokemon related deaths. I mean,how many times would ash be burnt to death by a fire pokemon,or eletricuted by pikachu. No to mention pokemon,related terrorist attacks. With this in mind? I'd still collect em' all.
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#67 cowboymonkey21
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Let's see...

They'd prove that ghosts exist...

They'd disprove the Theory of Evolution...

I'd start farming gold with Meowths and Persians. Gotta love Pay Day!

Zagrius
How would they do that?
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#68 Lemon-Demon35
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If they were real I'd be walking around with an Onyx, Steelix, and a Gyarados.
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#69 omgburgerking
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This whole thread describes my childhood dreams.
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#70 Zagrius
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[QUOTE="Zagrius"]

Let's see...

They'd prove that ghosts exist...

They'd disprove the Theory of Evolution...

I'd start farming gold with Meowths and Persians. Gotta love Pay Day!

cowboymonkey21

How would they do that?

Let's see... Pokemon suddenly and in a very short period of time developing or changing shape entirely. Pokemon "evolving" through the use of weird mystical stones. Heck, Pokemon that aren't even organic, like Magnemite and Electrode, and they also evolve? Do they even have DNA?

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#71 hiphops_savior
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Schools would ban the use of Alakazam in exams, Michael Jackson would carry a Pikachu, and Al Qaeda would own millions of Electrodes.
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#72 Greenwhitegreen
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I would eat them...starting with Pikachu...:|
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#73 druglord6
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Bow down to the almighty Snorlax!

:|

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#74 flying_ramen
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ill catch a marowak.
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#75 Kikouken
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Bow down to the almighty Snorlax!

:|

druglord6

Man, that would be the scariest Pokemon ever.

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#76 Tylendal
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I want a Starmie :(
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#77 Chilled_AB
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[QUOTE="druglord6"]

Bow down to the almighty Snorlax!

:|

Kikouken

Man, that would be the scariest Pokemon ever.

Scary ? I think Snorlax is cute :oops:

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#78 Bourbons3
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If you think about it, Pokemon is just glorified dog fighting :|
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#79 metallica_fan42
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I'd be scared to leave the house because there would be wild pokemon all over the place. Imagine if you got nailed by a pikachu blast. It certainly wouldn't be like the cartoon. You'd be in a lot of pain, and you might even die.
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#80 banedonoes
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people would have to eat magikarp
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#81 JetB1ackNewYear
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OMGG ID be sooo happppy like WE and cacth them all
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#82 GodLovesDead
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If Pokemon were real, there'd be a whole new league of disgusting sex pictures and movies that will surface on the Internet.
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#83 big_boss4life
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I d catch em all and be the true MASTER :D
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#84 Zagrius
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If Pokemon were real, there'd be a whole new league of disgusting sex pictures and movies that will surface on the Internet.GodLovesDead

There already is... Pokemaniacs aren't limited to titles of trainers in the games you know... Remember, if you can think it up, then it's already somewhere on the internet.

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#85 Film-Guy
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They are:o

http://thenproject.com/photos/rl_pikachu.jpg

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8261/00000000000000000135311xdfcwvi0.jpg

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5391/00000000000000000000000urwzq1.jpg

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#86 Wetall_basic
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[QUOTE="GodLovesDead"]If Pokemon were real, there'd be a whole new league of disgusting sex pictures and movies that will surface on the Internet.Zagrius

There already is... Pokemaniacs aren't limited to titles of trainers in the games you know... Remember, if you can think it up, then it's already somewhere on the internet.



Seriously,even comercials. Do a search for Erin Esurance,unfiltered. Yeah,it's all out there.
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#87 Hellraiser3899
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I'd get a blastoise, because it has a freakin cannon on its back.
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#88 Film-Guy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3d-Kii4G_k

This is a real pokemon battle, you think I'm kidding? Watch the video and be amazed!

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#89 Tylendal
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If Pokemon were real, there'd be a whole new league of disgusting sex pictures and movies that will surface on the Internet.GodLovesDead

Not really, they'd just be less animated.

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#90 quiglythegreat
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Pokemon would be used for heavy manual labor, various roles in the service indsutries (cooking, massaging, prostitution, waiting, etc.), and even as couches.
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#91 Zagrius
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Pokemon would be used for heavy manual labor, various roles in the service indsutries (cooking, massaging, prostitution, waiting, etc.), and even as couches.quiglythegreat

Yes, all would be well and good... Until the Great Pokemon Rebellion. Then there won't be a Pokemon Master... There'll be a Master Pokemon! Dun dun duuuuun!!!!

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#92 Momo-yan
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Society would crumble! Why study to be a professional and better society when we can just run around battling each other with monsters..hehe

Pokemon world is a little weird to me, it's like the Flinstones...but modern day o_O What with 'intelligent' creatures helping us with everything.

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#93 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Pokemon would be used for heavy manual labor, various roles in the service indsutries (cooking, massaging, prostitution, waiting, etc.), and even as couches.Zagrius

Yes, all would be well and good... Until the Great Pokemon Rebellion. Then there won't be a Pokemon Master... There'll be a Master Pokemon! Dun dun duuuuun!!!!

"get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty pikachu!"

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#94 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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Id be walking around with a set of magikarps for most of my teenage life, everyone would make fun of me and my fish. One day however, they will all evolve into the insane dragon Garados in which i shall rule the world and flood it. But really...I'd go around with all Ghost pokemon and Psychic pokemon, Alakazam is the best pokemon around. Confusion > All.
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Schools would ban the use of Alakazam in exams, Michael Jackson would carry a Pikachu, and Al Qaeda would own millions of Electrodes.hiphops_savior

I do believe they'd be the equivalent to Team Rocket, no?

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#96 -TheSecondSign-
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I think guns have an advantage over Pokemans.
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#97 Blaze787
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I'd love to own a Crobat.
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#98 darkmoney52
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It would be all right at first...until people realized that Pokeballs could also be used for capturing people at which point they would become instrumental in slavery business. Things would be much less up-beat after that.
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#99 MattUD1
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It would be all right at first...until people realized that Pokeballs could also be used for capturing people at which point they would become instrumental in slavery business. Things would be much less up-beat after that.darkmoney52
Since when do Pokeballs catch humans?
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#100 Wetall_basic
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I think guns have an advantage over Pokemans.-TheSecondSign-


No an oynx or a ghost. They are immune to bullets. Don't you remember that episode where Ash went on a shooting spree?