What is the appeal of strip clubs?

so me and two of my friends went to a strip club last night, yes i know there is girls there, but I find the idea pretty stupid. why would you waste so much of your money, when you cant do anything with the girl!! its like paying for the ultimate sexual frustration!! what do you think about em?

b00biez!!!1!one!!

Uh, stone 'em with coins LOL :lol:

It's pretty self explanatory.

I think it's gross.

To make it rain on the hoes. 8)

Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsxaos

I never really could get into them. I love some aspects of them, but a woman dancing topless all over me just for money just didn't jive with me. I went once and haven't been since.

No because it's a guys thing.

They are entertainment. For around the same price of seeing a movie you can go out with your buddies and hit up a strip club instead. They're a blast if you're into women. Going to an all nude joint beats a little snot-nosed kid kicking your seat for 2 hours any day of the week.

I guess that's the reason why all the perverted people I know go...because they don't have gfs. :lol:

How can you not see the appeal ? :|

[spoiler] I don't go to strip clubs :P [/spoiler]

Not as fan. But I think the appeal is boobies

[QUOTE="xaos"]Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsLikeHaterade

I never really could get into them. I love some aspects of them, but a woman dancing topless all over me just for money just didn't jive with me. I went once and haven't been since.

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[QUOTE="xaos"]Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsxaos

I never really could get into them. I love some aspects of them, but a woman dancing topless all over me just for money just didn't jive with me. I went once and haven't been since.

Most of the woman there are complete skanks. They wear so much makeup that they smell like makeup. They look all oily partly because they sweat and the heat from lights melts some of their makeup.

Strip Clubs are for old geezers that don't care because they lost most of their eye sight. OR people who are already blind. They have more money than they know what to do with so they don't mind disposing of it there since it's the closest they will ever get to a woman a half naked woman. or 90%-100% naked woman.

How can you not see the appeal ? :|

Immortal--

Because you can stone the dancer with coins. :P

the girls, its a great atmosphere if you go there with friends, alone its not so fun...as for the strippers with runny makeup...you sir went to a bad club

North Dakota's first real strip club opened up about a week ago and it was shut down today. That's a bit irrelevant but I wanted to share since I can't really give you an answer. :lol:t3hrubikscube

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]North Dakota's first real strip club opened up about a week ago and it was shut down today. That's a bit irrelevant but I wanted to share since I can't really give you an answer. :lol:Pirate700

must of done something illegal or didn't have the right licenses

Most of the woman there are complete skanks. They wear so much makeup that they smell like makeup. They look all oily partly because they sweat and the heat from lights melts some of their makeup.

Strip Clubs are for old geezers that don't care because they lost most of their eye sight. OR people who are already blind. They have more money than they know what to do with so they don't mind disposing of it there since it's the closest they will ever get to a woman a half naked woman. or 90%-100% naked woman.

MagnumPI

Hmmm. When I was younger, most of the old geezers I've seen go to strip clubs were married. I'm sure they already had their fill of T's and A's when they were younger. Most go to strip clubs for the entertainment. My then girlfriend (now wife) didn't mind if I went so long as I didn't touch anything. She knew it's a guy thing. Of course all that came to a screeching halt after she moved in with me.

All I can add is... if you slingshot quarters atthe technicians/specialists or whatever glorifiedlabel they like to give their selves... you will be kicked out. That's why I recommend largemarbles. Because they hurt more and thehagswill probably slip on few. BUT quarters... they could collect those so don't leave the anything. They know me as Mista Evil, cause I'm so Eeeevil. And gangsta.

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North Dakota's first real strip club opened up about a week ago and it was shut down today. That's a bit irrelevant but I wanted to share since I can't really give you an answer. :lol:t3hrubikscube

must of done something illegal or didn't have the right licenses

to waste money
back when most people could waste the money

Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsxaos

i am guessing the sexy lady getting naked is the main appeal :P

[QUOTE="xaos"]Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsmahlasor

You can do stuff with the girls depending on the strip club you go to. Personal experience when I lived in Vegas at a strip club called The Library. Take a girl in the private room and you can pretty much have your way with her. Yep yep... Course you are spending money like mad in these sort of situations so I don't recommend that part.

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[QUOTE="xaos"]Boobies? I'm gay and I've had great times in girly strip clubsxaos

Is it your gay powers? I've heard of these....

C'mon hot babes with huge jugs shoveing thir luggage in you face, what not appealing?

i don't get the appeal of strip clubs either. i can think of a lot of things i can spend that money on and derive a much longer term of enjoyment.

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]North Dakota's first real strip club opened up about a week ago and it was shut down today. That's a bit irrelevant but I wanted to share since I can't really give you an answer. :lol:Pirate700

i don't get the appeal of strip clubs either. i can think of a lot of things i can spend that money on and derive a much longer term of enjoyment.

z4twenny

C'mon hot babes with huge jugs shoveing thir luggage in you face, what not appealing?

SEGAmaniac7

Yeah it's appealing until you get close enough to see her boobs are fake and weredone by the sloppiest surgeon ever. Then she sits on your lap an smiles to show her three chipped teeth so you're like "OH MY!" as you shove her off you right onto the floor.

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C'mon hot babes with huge jugs shoveing thir luggage in you face, what not appealing?

MagnumPI

Yeah it's appealing until you get close enough to see her boobs are fake and weredone by the sloppiest surgeon ever. Then she sits on your lap an smiles to show her three chipped teeth so you're like "OH MY!" as you shove her off you right onto the floor.

You must have gone to the worst strip club in the universe. Not that I speak from personal experience but I wouldn't imagine that to be commonplace. I don't see the appeal either. It seems so vain and pointless.

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C'mon hot babes with huge jugs shoveing thir luggage in you face, what not appealing?

MagnumPI

Yeah it's appealing until you get close enough to see her boobs are fake and weredone by the sloppiest surgeon ever. Then she sits on your lap an smiles to show her three chipped teeth so you're like "OH MY!" as you shove her off you right onto the floor.

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[QUOTE="SEGAmaniac7"]

C'mon hot babes with huge jugs shoveing thir luggage in you face, what not appealing?

SEGAmaniac7

Yeah it's appealing until you get close enough to see her boobs are fake and weredone by the sloppiest surgeon ever. Then she sits on your lap an smiles to show her three chipped teeth so you're like "OH MY!" as you shove her off you right onto the floor.

ROFL QFT.

well, for starters, you dont have to spend a lot. Drinks are expensive, but you dont need a lot of them. As for the girls, tips are good form but again, you dont have to spend a lot.

Why does anyone need a strip club when college parties are where it's at?Cloud_765

[QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Why does anyone need a strip club when college parties are where it's at?SEGAmaniac7

please be joking...

It's fun. I love the atmosphere. Oh, and as for it "being the closest the guy will ever get to a half naked woman", my wife and I have gone to strip clubs together many times. She enjoys it just as much as I do.

[QUOTE="SEGAmaniac7"][QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Why does anyone need a strip club when college parties are where it's at?mrbojangles25

please be joking...

I think that it is weird that its me and a bunch of other guys oogling over a girl. Awkward imo. I dont go.