What is the best object you can use as a weapon, but carry in public.

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#1 Mercenary848
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I would say a shovel. They are tough, hard, easy to swing, and sharp at the tip. I would of tied it with crowbar, but those are illegal to carry in some places.

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#2 WarEagle1357
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I would say a pick axe. It looks very menacing and you could take off the blade (or at least the one I have) and use it as a bat.
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#3 megagene
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Well as a Canadian, I am obliged to say hockey stick.
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#4 xTheExploited
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I take them every where with me. Their lethal. I call them my fists.
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#5 worthyofnote
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The human body. Always out in the open, yet always concealed.

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#6 -Fromage-
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I'd say a plastic grocery bag. Suffocate your enemies.
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#7 Kikouken
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A nuke of course.
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#8 DJ-Lafleur
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A Wooden baseball bat.

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#9 ghoklebutter
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A claymore.

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#10 Ragnarok1051
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Why hasn't anyone said knife? Carry them in your pocket or on your belt.

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#11 Ace6301
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There's nothing stopping people from carrying swords in public as long as they aren't hidden. So you could carry about a Katana or Claymore as long as it was visable. Maybe it's different in the states though.
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#12 Tuky06
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The pen knife

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#13 Nevlim
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An umbrella.
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#14 Chiddaling
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A phat nintendo ds.
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Newspaper
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#16 megagene
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A phat nintendo ds.Chiddaling
No, it has to be something you can carry in public.
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#17 FFCYAN
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The human body. Always out in the open, yet always concealed.

worthyofnote

This. Individual people can be very devastating weapons.:P

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#18 Kikouken
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[QUOTE="Chiddaling"]A phat nintendo ds.megagene
No, it has to be something you can carry in public.

:lol:
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#19 elblanquito_81
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Fingers and feet. Jab a mofo in the eyes and then kick 'em in the ****s.

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#20 8732_YoungJeezy
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probably a belt or a cane

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#21 Chiddaling
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[QUOTE="Chiddaling"]A phat nintendo ds.megagene
No, it has to be something you can carry in public.

True...that thing weighs a ton..
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#22 WhiteSnake5000
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My eyes. I can stare deep into your soul and make you fear me.

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#23 mAnIk800
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have to go with a sawn off shot gun easy to carry...in a trench coat lol

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#24 BumFluff122
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i carry a spork everywhere i go. Be warned hoolligans.

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#25 crazycoogar
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Umbrella Gun

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#26 enterawesome
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A sword? Its kind of a double plus, you get a lethal blade and you look badass using it.
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#27 Mercenary848
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There's nothing stopping people from carrying swords in public as long as they aren't hidden. So you could carry about a Katana or Claymore as long as it was visable. Maybe it's different in the states though.Ace6301

That would bring a lot of atttention if you were walking around with a katana(everyone loves that sword) and especially a claymore. Also it looks bad@ss whooping someone instead of chopping them to pieces.

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#28 Maniacc1
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A car key. Right in the eye.
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#29 theone86
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I think if a cop saw you walking around with a shovel he'd at least take you in and ask you a few questions.

The way I see it, why would you need a weapon aside from self-defense? You wouldn't unless you were in the wrong, barring a zombie invasion. Therefore the best weapon is the one made for self-defense, and there is no better weapon for the purpose of self-defense than a trained mind directing the human body.

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#30 Mercenary848
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have to go with a sawn off shot gun easy to carry...in a trench coat lol

mAnIk800

I was kind of talking along the lines of melee.

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#31 fear9204
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a pen

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#32 shadowkiller11
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A spoon.
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#33 EMOEVOLUTION
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Anything is good. Depends on the situation really.

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#34 Wings_008
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a steel-chain would do just fine
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#35 Lief_Ericson
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Bat or hammer

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#36 IronPinata
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A small handgun. Or a switchblade.

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#37 pierst179
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A Baseball Bat.

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#38 StaticPenguin
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The belt. You can use it to strangle people as well as block knife attacks. Jason Bourne could do it!

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A BrokenCYDE or Millionares CD + CD player, guaranteed to make any unfortunate victim bleed and or/run for their life/sanity in under five seconds!

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#40 Chiddaling
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A BrokenCYDE or Millionares CD + CD player, guaranteed to make anyone unfortunate victim bleed and or/run for their life/sanity in under five seconds! Darth-Caedus
^Win.
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#41 yagr_zero
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I would say a baseball bat. A hit to the head is almost fatal.
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#42 avatar_genius
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Your own fist. Learn to use it.

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#43 Ontain
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I'd say a plastic grocery bag. Suffocate your enemies.-Fromage-
can't they just poke a hole in the bag? they aren't that strong.
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#44 avatar_genius
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I would say a baseball bat. A hit to the head is almost fatal.Yagr_Zero

That object isn't necessarily safe to carry around in public though.

The suspision that it is meant for harm is easy to gather, I mean, it is a baseball bat.

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#45 Never3ndingLife
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A claymore.

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lol nice :)
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#46 Jackal1721
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I think if a cop saw you walking around with a shovel he'd at least take you in and ask you a few questions.self-defense.

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How about a shovel with a price tag on it? Then they would think you just brought it...Yes me FTW
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#47 Random__
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Tampon. Shove it down their throats, and let it expand until they can't breath anymore.
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#48 yagr_zero
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That object isn't necessarily safe to carry around in public though.

The suspision that it is meant for harm is easy to gather, I mean, it is a baseball bat.

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You could be carrying it in a baseball bag. Then people would just think you're on your way to practice.
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#49 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

That object isn't necessarily safe to carry around in public though.

The suspision that it is meant for harm is easy to gather, I mean, it is a baseball bat.

Yagr_Zero

You could be carrying it in a baseball bag. Then people would just think you're on your way to practice.

lol, is the baseball bag going to become the new "sheeth?"

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#50 Saturos3091
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You can just get a concealed weapon permit. So, in that case a gun.

Without a permit? Probably fists, cane, or belt since it's easy to carry/wear.