What is the best religion for a girlfriend to have?

Has there ever been any agreement on this? My girlfriend is Methodist and is very against pre-marital fun. It's not a bad thing but it I was just wondering what religion would be a good one to try and tell her about so that she might change her mind. What religions are the best for your girlfriends to have?

Update: Umm, yeah. Atheism isn't a religion. Just because things end in ism doesn't mean it's a religion.

Update 2: Rolf, I'd like to think I'm learning in here from some of the discussion but I can't even understand it! It's kind of like two professors fighting over a book or something.

Atheism...

Iswallowism has been the best one so far, from my experience.

My girlfriend is an atheist. I like it like that.

Atheism...

Conno08

My girlfriend is an atheist. I like it like that.

Doom_HellKnight

atheism weezyfb

so now atheism is a religion again... can this forum make up its mind

surrealnumber5

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]so now atheism is a religion again... can this forum make up its mind

Doom_HellKnight

Believing i am god would work out pretty well i thinkmarkop2003

Religion or lack thereof doesn't stop people from constantly contradicting themselves. Even to the point of where the religion proclaimed means absolutely nothing.

Luciferianism? :)

They promote sex with fallen angels.

Iswallowism has been the best one so far, from my experience.

hartsickdiscipl

Religion or lack thereof doesn't stop people from constantly contradicting themselves. Even to the point of where the religion proclaimed means absolutely nothing.

jetpower3

No religion.TheFallenDemon

I find two things funny (in a sad way) about this.

1 - The TC has so much respect for his girlfriend that he wants to try and force her to change her beliefs.

2 - The TC thinks he can.

Either Satanism (lol) cause they believe in the whole carnal desires BS, or one of the old Pagan religions. Maybe Wicca too, because that one has like sex as part of their rituals sometimes and skyclad. th3warr1or

Any-religion-as-long-as-you-love-her-ism seems good.Kenny789

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Has there ever been any agreement on this? My girlfriend is Methodist and is very against pre-marital fun. It's not a bad thing but it I was just wondering what religion would be a good one to try and tell her about so that she might change her mind. What religions are the best for your girlfriends to have?

Update: Umm, yeah. Atheism isn't a religion. Just because things end in ism doesn't mean it's a religion.

GladlyHandly

As long as it's not Wiccan, I'm good. >.> Bad experiences and what not. mrmusicman247

You either respect her beliefs and deal with it, or you move on to something else.

Catholic, 110%. All that guilt makes for incredible sex :P

Seriously, though, it doesnt matter provided she is not super-strict about it. As for premarital sex, if its her and your thing to not have sex before marriage, thats fine, but imo a girl is not worth having if she is that strict about her religion.

Muslim. LOL HELL NO just kidding, Athiest ofcourse

l-lord

The religion where she doesn't force her beliefs on me and doesn't dictate our relationship because of said religion. Thats the best religion ever.

Sounds like she's impeding your happiness. I'd scrap her and find someone who can think for themselves.

[QUOTE="GladlyHandly"] What's wrong with muslims?HNNNGH

Sounds like she's impeding your happiness. I'd scrap her and find someone who can think for themselves.

MarioRPGer

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]

Sounds like she's impeding your happiness. I'd scrap her and find someone who can think for themselves.

YellowOneKinobi

[QUOTE="HNNNGH"][QUOTE="GladlyHandly"] What's wrong with muslims?GladlyHandly

[QUOTE="l-lord"]

Muslim. LOL HELL NO just kidding, Athiest ofcourse

GladlyHandly

Homophobia, misogyny, antisemitism, support for barbarian codes of criminal law including the execution of apostates and adulterers and the whipping of fornicators, an unpleasant prediliction towards domestic abuse; the list really does go onHNNNGH

[QUOTE="GladlyHandly"][QUOTE="l-lord"]

Muslim. LOL HELL NO just kidding, Athiest ofcourse

Religion is the cage which traps the true potential of the mind.

[QUOTE="GladlyHandly"] What's wrong with muslims?HNNNGH

no, that is whats wrong with people abusing religion.

I know a few Muslims and the only thing "wrong" with them is the fact they dont drink alcohol and eat certain fish. How can you not enjoy a beer and some good bottom-feeding fish fresh off the grill!?!? :P

[QUOTE="HNNNGH"]Homophobia, misogyny, antisemitism, support for barbarian codes of criminal law including the execution of apostates and adulterers and the whipping of fornicators, an unpleasant prediliction towards domestic abuse; the list really does go onfoxhound_fox

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"][QUOTE="HNNNGH"]Homophobia, misogyny, antisemitism, support for barbarian codes of criminal law including the execution of apostates and adulterers and the whipping of fornicators, an unpleasant prediliction towards domestic abuse; the list really does go onHNNNGH

Muslim Arabs are semite. Your argument is nulled.

Religion is the cage which traps the true potential of the mind.Darthmatt