What is the biggest think you have ever stolen? (Criminals ONLY!!!!) (JK!!!) :)

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#1 SkweebsThePanda
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The biggest thing i ever stole was a cut out of lebron james from the local mall. it was a life size cut out so it was like 7 feet tall. I felt bad about stealing it so I returned it the week later. and apologized to the owner of the store. anyone else have any storied of theft or crimes in general?
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#2 DJ_Lae
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I don't think I've ever stolen anything, other than intellectual theft or leeching electricity from another person. No physical items, anyway.
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#3 Shi-ro-me
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A box of snickers from the cornerstore, and might I add they were quite delicious.

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#4 super_mario_128
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I stole a pair of sunglasses while on holiday in Spain, though it was purely accident. I put them in my hand, forgot they were there, and just walked out of the store.

You've gotta believe me! :o

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#5 KcurtorMas
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A box of snickers from the cornerstore, and might I add they were quite delicious.

Shi-ro-me

Ive noticed that in a different thread, you said you eat a snickers before bedtime or something like that, and I believeyou also started a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut...and three snickers bars...so let me ask...whats with you and snickers bars???

EDIT::~~ To contribute to the thread, I once stole a few knives from my old work, which ended up being about $250 each...I gave some away, and kept one for myself.

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#6 JimCarreyForYou
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Her innocence...
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#7 SkweebsThePanda
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i also stole a key chain from polo by accident. but thats it. the keychain was like 50 dollars though lol.
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#8 JustPlainLucas
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The only thing I've stolen from a store was a little wooden bat from a craft's store...
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#9 Shi-ro-me
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[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

A box of snickers from the cornerstore, and might I add they were quite delicious.

KcurtorMas

Ive noticed that in a different thread, you said you eat a snickers before bedtime or something like that, and I believeyou also started a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut...and three snickers bars...so let me ask...whats with you and snickers bars???

EDIT::~~ To contribute to the thread, I once stole a few knives from my old work, which ended up being about $250 each...I gave some away, and kept one for myself.

I remember making a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut and three snicker bars. But I don't

recall saying I ate snickers before bed time lol. I most likely said I had a snack before I went to sleep. Why!! huh!! O'_'o

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#10 FUBAR24
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before circuit city closed i stole 4 HDMI cables 2 Fiber Optic cables, and a few VGA cables

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#11 scorch-62
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How does one steal a think?
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#12 super_mario_128
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How does one steal a think?scorch-62
"I'm Psycho MANTIS!!!!"
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#13 MachoBuzzzy
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*Calls the internet police*
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#14 my_mortal_coil
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I stole my GF's heart.

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#15 KcurtorMas
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[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

A box of snickers from the cornerstore, and might I add they were quite delicious.

Shi-ro-me

Ive noticed that in a different thread, you said you eat a snickers before bedtime or something like that, and I believeyou also started a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut...and three snickers bars...so let me ask...whats with you and snickers bars???

EDIT::~~ To contribute to the thread, I once stole a few knives from my old work, which ended up being about $250 each...I gave some away, and kept one for myself.

I remember making a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut and three snicker bars. But I don't

recall saying I ate snickers before bed time lol. I most likely said I had a snack before I went to sleep. Why!! huh!! O'_'o

Haha, I dunno. I just saw the connection and maybe thought you had some sort of obsessive compulsive thing about Snickers Bars. Well?? Do you??(0' i'o)

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[QUOTE="scorch-62"]How does one steal a think?super_mario_128
"I'm Psycho MANTIS!!!!"

"It has no wires!!"
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#17 th3warr1or
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Virginity.
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#18 KcurtorMas
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"]How does one steal a think?super_mario_128
"I'm Psycho MANTIS!!!!"

....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...Hahaha...oh..haha......'whew'...ha..........oh man. Good stuff.:P

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#19 _en1gma_
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Virginity. th3warr1or

This.

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#20 travisstaggs
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Me and a friend was bored once during summer so we went to the elementary school near here and found a unlocked door to a kingdergarden classroom and stole 5 bucks out of the teachers desk.

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#21 SkweebsThePanda
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How does one steal a think?scorch-62
i dont know. you just take it and hope nobody sees you.
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#22 Infinite-Zr0
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I stoled the cookie I made you :(

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#23 MarineXXII
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stole a movie, Das Boot, no way im paying $40 for a movie

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#24 Devil-Itachi
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Does stealing food from your parents as a child count? Otherwise I can't think of anything I stole.

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#25 travisstaggs
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"]How does one steal a think?super_mario_128
"I'm Psycho MANTIS!!!!"

Plugs controller into second player slot.

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#26 Toriko42
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A box of condoms when I was too embarassed to buy them. I didn't even use them.
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#27 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"]How does one steal a think?SkweebsThePanda
i dont know. you just take it and hope nobody sees you.

From where would you steal a think?
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[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

Ive noticed that in a different thread, you said you eat a snickers before bedtime or something like that, and I believeyou also started a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut...and three snickers bars...so let me ask...whats with you and snickers bars???

EDIT::~~ To contribute to the thread, I once stole a few knives from my old work, which ended up being about $250 each...I gave some away, and kept one for myself.

KcurtorMas

I remember making a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut and three snicker bars. But I don't

recall saying I ate snickers before bed time lol. I most likely said I had a snack before I went to sleep. Why!! huh!! O'_'o

Haha, I dunno. I just saw the connection and maybe thought you had some sort of obsessive compulsive thing about Snickers Bars. Well?? Do you??(0' i'o)

Can I help you enjoy that snickers?

Happy peanut soooar over chocolate covered mountain tops!

and waterfaaalls of caaaarameeeell!!

Prancing nugget in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction

tooooo the wooooooorlld!

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#29 Kenny789
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It's not really stolen but I borrowed a friend's Orange Box and didn't return it yet. I will return it though!

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#30 12Bullets
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i chcolate bar as a kid. it was sooo good. and it gave me a rush
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#31 KcurtorMas
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[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

I remember making a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut and three snicker bars. But I don't

recall saying I ate snickers before bed time lol. I most likely said I had a snack before I went to sleep. Why!! huh!! O'_'o

Shi-ro-me

Haha, I dunno. I just saw the connection and maybe thought you had some sort of obsessive compulsive thing about Snickers Bars. Well?? Do you??(0' i'o)

Can I help you enjoy that snickers?

Happy peanut soooar over chocolate covered mountain tops!

and waterfaaalls of caaaarameeeell!!

Prancing nugget in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction

tooooo the wooooooorlld!

...Thought so...
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A box of condoms when I was too embarassed to buy them. I didn't even use them. Toriko42
you always use a condom. u should get tested.
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#33 SkweebsThePanda
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[QUOTE="SkweebsThePanda"][QUOTE="scorch-62"]How does one steal a think?scorch-62
i dont know. you just take it and hope nobody sees you.

From where would you steal a think?

things can be anywhere? its just matter. i can steal a rock from a rock collector or i can steal vapor from a chemist. its anything i want it to be...
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#34 Shi-ro-me
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[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

Haha, I dunno. I just saw the connection and maybe thought you had some sort of obsessive compulsive thing about Snickers Bars. Well?? Do you??(0' i'o)

KcurtorMas

Can I help you enjoy that snickers?

Happy peanut soooar over chocolate covered mountain tops!

and waterfaaalls of caaaarameeeell!!

Prancing nugget in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction

tooooo the wooooooorlld!

...Thought so...

You fail for not knowing the snickers song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEQ066WDAA&feature=related

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#35 Toriko42
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]A box of condoms when I was too embarassed to buy them. I didn't even use them. SkweebsThePanda
you always use a condom. u should get tested.

No, as in I thought I was gonna get something but I didn't. When I finally had a need for them I just felt so guilty I went to the youth clinic instead to get them legally for free. I feel so bad about stealing it, I left a tip for how much it cost at the store. The guy was like "Whaaa?!" when I did that :lol:
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#36 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="SkweebsThePanda"]i dont know. you just take it and hope nobody sees you. SkweebsThePanda
From where would you steal a think?

things can be anywhere? its just matter. i can steal a rock from a rock collector or i can steal vapor from a chemist. its anything i want it to be...

I don't think you're understanding scorch's point. -__-
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#37 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="SkweebsThePanda"]i dont know. you just take it and hope nobody sees you. SkweebsThePanda
From where would you steal a think?

things can be anywhere? its just matter. i can steal a rock from a rock collector or i can steal vapor from a chemist. its anything i want it to be...

Things? I thought we were talking about thinks. 0.o
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#38 West-Coast-G
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I stole three (3) 32" LCD HDTV's from a circuit city.
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[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]

A box of snickers from the cornerstore, and might I add they were quite delicious.

Shi-ro-me

Ive noticed that in a different thread, you said you eat a snickers before bedtime or something like that, and I believeyou also started a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut...and three snickers bars...so let me ask...whats with you and snickers bars???

EDIT::~~ To contribute to the thread, I once stole a few knives from my old work, which ended up being about $250 each...I gave some away, and kept one for myself.

I remember making a thread about being stuck in the desert with a guitar, a coconut and three snicker bars. But I don't

recall saying I ate snickers before bed time lol. I most likely said I had a snack before I went to sleep. Why!! huh!! O'_'o

It's a Snickers conspiracy... I'm on to you.

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#40 mikeg0788
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A graphing calculator, Gears of War 2, groceries, ect ect...finally got caught taking some headlights. Don't steal, it sucks.
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I stole three (3) 32" LCD HDTV's from a circuit city.West-Coast-G
I'll buy one off you for 80 bucks!
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#42 mindstorm
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I think the last thing I stole was in 2nd grade... it was magnets.
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#43 FamiBox
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I stole three (3) 32" LCD HDTV's from a circuit city.West-Coast-G

Just slipped them in your pocket did you?

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#44 skingus
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I stole 3 Tommy hilfigger shirts when I was 14. I was so happy that I got away with it at the time, but now I would never even wear a TH shirt and think it was pretty pointless. The funny thing is, that I had a Mother that bought me these kind of shirts whenever I wanted, but just did it for giggles.
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#45 JigglyWiggly_
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I stole the Internets.
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#46 -KinGz-
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I stole the Internets. JigglyWiggly_
I stole JigglyWiggly_ and the internets
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#47 Singularity22
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Ive never taken something that I havent paid for.

Whether its a candybar or a Samsung 1080 Tv, stealing is stealing.

On a side note, I think punishment for stealing should involve a cro-bar. A little extreme but it would get the point across.

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#48 mooooo99
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i dont think i have ever stolen anything, well apart froma couple of things from the stationary cupboard.. my mate once stole a pack of pokemon cards once..

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#49 Silenthps
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a pack of gum back in the 4th grade. although, i was forced to do it =/
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#50 twilightpanda
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Well when i rented a dvd i did'nt give it back to store and i till now have this dvd.:D