What is the definition of real man?

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Hairy lumberjack with gigantic feet, if you know what I mean.

Hairy lumberjack with gigantic feet, if you know what I mean.

jimkabrhel

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Didn't we have this thread already like a month ago?

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

Hairy lumberjack with gigantic feet, if you know what I mean.

Alienware_fan

I'll give serious answer if you do.

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konvikt_17

...apparently i'm not a real man.  And I think I'm okay with that

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

Hairy lumberjack with gigantic feet, if you know what I mean.

Alienware_fan

Someone with two meatballs and a sausage.

A human with a penis.

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X chromosome + Y chromosome

There are two requirements:

1. Be real.

2. Be a man.

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konvikt_17

lol so googled real man, and this was the first image that came up

One that doesn't have to prove himself to the internet.

There are two requirements:

1. Be real.

2. Be a man.

Makhaidos

[QUOTE="Makhaidos"]

There are two requirements:

1. Be real.

2. Be a man.

cheese_game619

To be a man you must have honor, honor and a peeenisss. 

Someone whose gender is male.ghoklebutter

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"][QUOTE="Makhaidos"]Hold on, I just realized nobody said this so I want to change my answer. *ahem* A real man must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, have all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.Makhaidos

that sounds so damn familiar, but cant put my tongue on it.

[QUOTE="Makhaidos"][QUOTE="chessmaster1989"] BE A MAN!konvikt_17

that sounds so damn familiar, but cant put my tongue on it.

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="Makhaidos"] HOO-AHH!Makhaidos

that sounds so damn familiar, but cant put my tongue on it.

Ah there we go!

i nostalgia'd a bit.

[QUOTE="cheese_game619"][QUOTE="Makhaidos"]

There are two requirements:

1. Be real.

2. Be a man.

Makhaidos

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konvikt_17

Ah, so you would be a man then.Makhaidos

not TC

A human that has a penis. 

A human that has a penis. 

Wasdie

A real man feels no pain when stepping on a Lego.

A real man feels no pain when stepping on a Lego.

Celldrax

Not even superman could do that

[QUOTE="Makhaidos"]Ah, so you would be a man then.cheese_game619

To be a man you must have honor, honor and a peeenisss. 

CHOASXIII

Kelsey Grammer!

Sergio Oliva is a canidiate, but i no longer consider him a perfect ideal.

to be an ideal man one should be healthy and have a thirst for knowledge and justice(in a platonic sense).

Born with a penis

Chuck Norris + Rick Astley = Real Man.

A real man eats 100% meat ripped off a real living animal raw. Sucks the milk straight from the udder and injects testorone with a garden hose and 2 boards.