What is the most corniest joke you've ever heard?!?

The corniest joke i've ever heard goes like this:

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Bob fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

Bob took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirtly joke?

Bubbles was Bob's negihbor! :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

Yeah...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

CrystalFox

I kill every topic I post in.

why is 6 afraid of 7?

cuz 7 eight nine:P

Ill be sine squared theta and youll be my cosine sqaured theta so then we'll be equaled to one

More of a nerdy pick up line!

I think I lost an electron

are you sure?

I'm positive