What is the way you want to die?

Weird question, I know. But hey I'm sure we will get some interesting answers. I'd like to die by getting burnt alive, I like those kind of quick and painless deaths. :P

Eh? Burning alive is probably the MOST painful way to die. Do we really need such a depressing thread?MushroomWig

Death by Snoo-Snoo, of course.

Old age would be nice...

if its between burning alive and getting my head chopped off. ill take burning alive. a hot steak is always better than a cold chop. har har har

Tyrion Lannister described my ideal way to die in an episode of Game of Thrones but I cannot repeat it here, sadly :(

Tyrion Lannister described my ideal way to die in an episode of Game of Thrones but I cannot repeat it here, sadly :(

Joshywaa

Inspector #5 says I'm immortal

Painlessly.

In my sleep or heart attack. I don;t want to die from cancer because it is slow and painful. I had to hear my grandma moan/scream that she wanted to die because she was in pain. Sad thing is I'll probably get it because it runs on my dads side of the family.

Be suffocated due to a stripper's breasts pushing into my face.Razor-Lazor

I'll get hit by a car while trying to save a family of ducks cross the street. Sounds pitiful but they'll make a holiday after me!

If I'm sick and the end is near, a lot of heroin would be a nice painless ending.

Otherwise, I don't want to know. Life will take it's course.

Weird question, I know. But hey I'm sure we will get some interesting answers. I'd like to die by getting burnt alive, I like those kind of quick and painless deaths. :P

sherman-tank1

Man Bear Pig.

Or hit by a blimp

Man Bear Pig.

Or hit by a blimp

seanmcloughlin

I want to see it coming. Like if I fell off a building I would keep my eyes open to see exactly when I'll die

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Man Bear Pig.

Or hit by a blimp

22Toothpicks

It kills over 1 american(s) every year :P

I want to see it coming. Like if I fell off a building I would keep my eyes open to see exactly when I'll die

Alacoque72

As soon as I read this I thought of Fallin man from 9/11 :( poor guy

Jumping from an airplane at an absurd height.

i want to die while being on a rollercoaster

Jumping from an airplane at an absurd height.

iHarlequin

For one very brief millisecond you are going to feel a **** ton of pain :P

i want to die while being on a rollercoaster

killerband55

Like being thrown off? Or just having a heart attack from one?

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i want to die while being on a rollercoaster

Optical_Order

Like being thrown off? Or just having a heart attack from one?

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i want to die while being on a rollercoaster

Optical_Order

Like being thrown off? Or just having a heart attack from one?

like the coaster malfunctioning, and going off the track

I'd much rather not die to be honest.

Otherewise, epic battle.

Be suffocated due to a stripper's breasts pushing into my face.Razor-Lazor

Or:
In duty, flying a jet in the Air Force.
Death by telletubbys.
Old age at around 82 years old.

When it is time, I'd much prefer a quick death. It would be easier on everyone involved.

How do I want to die?

In a hand-to-hand battle royale after getting attacked by a group of wild bears. When my body is finally discovered they find all but one of the bear's body's that attacked me lying dead at my feet, while my cold, lifeless body lies face up with one fist still risen in the air and a look on my face not of fear but of pure, primal bloodlust. After tracking down the lone bear that escaped, they discover that it died shortly after the melee as a result of a fatal blow by my hands... That's more or less how I want to go.

How do I want to die?

In a hand-to-hand battle royale after getting attacked by a group of wild bears. When my body is finally discovered they find all but one of the bear's body's that attacked me lying dead at my feet, while my cold, lifeless body lies face up with one fist still risen in the air and a look on my face not of pure, primal bloodlust. After tracking down the loan bear that escaped, they discover that it died shortly after the melee as a result of a fatal blow by my hands... That's more or less how I want to go.

Poncho_Hachacha

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How do I want to die?

In a hand-to-hand battle royale after getting attacked by a group of wild bears. When my body is finally discovered they find all but one of the bear's body's that attacked me lying dead at my feet, while my cold, lifeless body lies face up with one fist still risen in the air and a look on my face not of pure, primal bloodlust. After tracking down the loan bear that escaped, they discover that it died shortly after the melee as a result of a fatal blow by my hands... That's more or less how I want to go.

22Toothpicks

Well, it was either that or, "old and in my sleep.":| I figured I'd go with the more realistic option.

I would like to die happy.

Not the answer you were looking for, but whatever brah.

I would also like to be killed by Chuck Norris

How do I want to die?

In a hand-to-hand battle royale after getting attacked by a group of wild bears. When my body is finally discovered they find all but one of the bear's body's that attacked me lying dead at my feet, while my cold, lifeless body lies face up with one fist still risen in the air and a look on my face not of pure, primal bloodlust. After tracking down the loan bear that escaped, they discover that it died shortly after the melee as a result of a fatal blow by my hands... That's more or less how I want to go.

Poncho_Hachacha

I change my answer.

This. This is the only way to die.

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How do I want to die?

In a hand-to-hand battle royale after getting attacked by a group of wild bears. When my body is finally discovered they find all but one of the bear's body's that attacked me lying dead at my feet, while my cold, lifeless body lies face up with one fist still risen in the air and a look on my face not of pure, primal bloodlust. After tracking down the loan bear that escaped, they discover that it died shortly after the melee as a result of a fatal blow by my hands... That's more or less how I want to go.

Poncho_Hachacha

Well, it was either that or, "old and in my sleep.":| I figured I'd go with the more realistic option.

Some cool way, like in a high speed pursuit but not in a car in an F16.

Yup, an F16, I could do some serious scare tactics with that.